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What would be your opinion on moving back to our old home at proboards? Granted the design is much simpler and there aren't as many bells and whistles.

This would include moving the "fbhwforum.com" domain there as well.

Vote and reply. We're curious to know.

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Report: Jordan taught Tiger how to womanize

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/36115049/ns/sports-golf/

I didn't bother to read the story. The headline is all I need. Show me a star athlete who needs to be taught how to womanize. All men are born with this ability genetically encoded. The rich, famous and powerful simply have the means to act on it. But it is fun to imagine...

MJ: OK, little buddy, this is lesson one. Are you ready?
TW: Ready, Mr. Jordan.
MJ: Good. Here we go. Repeat after me: Gawd-DAMN! That is one faaaaaahhhn ASS!
TW: Oh, my, she is really quite fetching.
MJ: No, no, STOP! Who are you, Al Gore? Try again. Be nasty, baby!
TW: Whoooo, SHIT! I'd like to put my junk in HER trunk!
MJ: Bravo, gold star. Lesson two...

Please go donate to Al Snyder so he can rape these motherfuckers without mercy like they deserve!

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No one wished me a happy birthday. Fuck you too!

Seriously, take care of them. I just met a woman no older than 35 who had only one tooth. How can people stand it?

This year's Hootenanny is featuring 3 Days Grace, Apocolyptica, Halestorm & November.

FRIDAY MAY 21st MUNICIPAL AUDITORIUM

HOOTENANNY BOX OFFICE
Special 102.9 The Buzz Pre Sale—Wednesday March 31st
EXCLUSIVE LIMITED AMOUNT OF PASSES for ONLY $19.99
Tickets are first come first serve-while they last
KEYWORD: HOOT

Ticket Pricing—after exclusive Pre-Sale:
Floor: $42—limited amount
Mezzanine and Balcony: $35
Day of Show: $50

Just look at this brain trust:

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:roll:

Awwe, they even
made up cute, little Pokemon names for themselves! Take a guess at the IQs of
each of them, and add them together. They don't add up to my cat. Except maybe that one guy...he looks like he might be smarter than my cat all by himself. I wonder if he is "Boramander (BM) Brogzen?" :lol:

Unrelated thought:

If IED's, like the ones these geniuses were planning to use, are classified as "weapons of mass destruction," how the hell can it be that Bush couldn't find any in Iraq??

Anyone want to make a message board team? I know an old guy in a wheelchair that can throw wrenches at us for training. $120 a team.

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