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Orangeville - orangeville - 06-25-2008
I love that you guys rip on this sorry excuse of a city on the radio. I grew up in the area, and everything you say about it is dead on, if not an understatement. The other day you mentioned that it would be funny for all of you to go hang out there... if you manage to do so, be sure to visit the Orangeville tavern. It's a complete minger-fest.
Orangeville - Wiener Poopie - 06-25-2008
Are they easy? and look like this?
![[Image: girl2.jpg]](http://gadost.at.tut.by/ugly/girl2.jpg)
Orangeville - fistor!@# - 06-25-2008
orangeville Wrote:I love that you guys rip on this sorry excuse of a city on the radio. I grew up in the area, and everything you say about it is dead on, if not an understatement. The other day you mentioned that it would be funny for all of you to go hang out there... if you manage to do so, be sure to visit the Orangeville tavern. It's a complete minger-fest.
It must be tremendously difficult to type without opposable thumbs. Bravo to your courage.
Orangeville - Wiener Poopie - 06-25-2008
Fistor Wrote:orangeville Wrote:I love that you guys rip on this sorry excuse of a city on the radio. I grew up in the area, and everything you say about it is dead on, if not an understatement. The other day you mentioned that it would be funny for all of you to go hang out there... if you manage to do so, be sure to visit the Orangeville tavern. It's a complete minger-fest.
It must be tremendously difficult to type without opposable thumbs. Bravo to your courage.
When did Orangeville get electricity?
Orangeville - Titan! - 06-25-2008
I seriously want to film a documentary trip to Orangeville, but sadly I don't own a video camera, nor do I have producing skills. However I am willing to drive, so if anyone else is up for working with me on this project let me know? If we live through it, it could be fun.
Orangeville - Wiener Poopie - 06-25-2008
Titan ! Wrote:I seriously want to film a documentary trip to Orangeville, but sadly I don't own a video camera, nor do I have producing skills. However I am willing to drive, so if anyone else is up for working with me on this project let me know? If we live through it, it could be fun.
You could get killed there..... :-X
Orangeville - martysjr - 06-25-2008
Im in!
Orangeville - Titan! - 06-25-2008
wienerpoopie Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:I seriously want to film a documentary trip to Orangeville, but sadly I don't own a video camera, nor do I have producing skills. However I am willing to drive, so if anyone else is up for working with me on this project let me know? If we live through it, it could be fun.
You could get killed there..... :-X
I drive a rusty pickup so, I think we would be able to blend in for a bit
Orangeville - orangeville - 06-25-2008
Quote: It must be tremendously difficult to type without opposable thumbs. Bravo to your courage.
I guess i should have been a little more specific. By "I grew up in that area...," what I meant was that I grew up in a city NEXT TO Orangeville. Had I grown up in the actual town of Orangeville, I would likely be drinking boone's farm while mixing up a new batch of meth rather than typing to you on this board.
Orangeville - fistor!@# - 06-25-2008
orangeville Wrote:Fistor Wrote:[quote author=orangeville board=general thread=479 post=6079 time=1214418056]I love that you guys rip on this sorry excuse of a city on the radio. I grew up in the area, and everything you say about it is dead on, if not an understatement. The other day you mentioned that it would be funny for all of you to go hang out there... if you manage to do so, be sure to visit the Orangeville tavern. It's a complete minger-fest.
I guess i should have been a little more specific. By "I grew up in that area...," what I meant was that I grew up in a city NEXT TO Orangeville. Had I grown up in the actual town of Orangeville, I would likely be drinking boone's farm while mixing up a new batch of meth rather than typing to you on this board.
It must be tremendously difficult to type without opposable thumbs. Bravo to your courage.
No need to explain. Your message board mastery speaks for itself.
Orangeville - orangeville - 06-25-2008
Quote:No need to explain. Your message board mastery speaks for itself.
Way to quote me before my edit you nerd-douche.
Orangeville - Titan! - 06-25-2008
Isn't Boones Farm a little high brow for Orangeville, I thought they saved that stuff for special ocassions, like Christmas, and when their cousins married each other.
Orangeville - orangeville - 06-25-2008
Titan ! Wrote:Isn't Boones Farm a little high brow for Orangeville, I thought they saved that stuff for special ocassions, like Christmas, and when their cousins married each other.
Good point... how about moonshine?
Orangeville - vsangelchick - 06-25-2008
I'll host the documentary....I can ask those hard hitting questions like "when's your baby's daddy gettin out of jail?" or "do you have a favorite throwin rock?"
Orangeville - ashleykme - 06-25-2008
Orangeville sounds like a lot of places in Maine
Orangeville - cpdrummer - 06-26-2008
Unfortunately I live very near Orangeville (within 6 miles)... I moved to Michigan from Chicago 9 years ago, then near Orangeville about 7. It's awful... If you all want, I can post pictures of Orangeville. Also, yes, it's really as bad as you think it is.
Orangeville - Titan! - 06-26-2008
vsangelchick Wrote:I'll host the documentary....I can ask those hard hitting questions like "when's your baby's daddy gettin out of jail?" or "do you have a favorite throwin rock?"
More hard hitting questions:
"Can you narrow down your baby's father to less than 3 of your brothers?"
"Have you ever seen this?" (hold up a bar of soap)
"What's your favorite liquor for getting your sister in the mood" ?
"Do you own a book?"
Orangeville - fistor!@# - 06-26-2008
Titan ! Wrote:"Do you own a book?"
"...that isn't proppin' open a door?"
Orangeville - mainerliser - 06-26-2008
ashleykme Wrote:Orangeville sounds like a lot of places in Maine
Watch the trash talk on Maine!! Although it is true......
Orangeville - Biff - 06-26-2008
Titan ! Wrote:"Do you own a book?"
Why sure! In fact we have the book with the yellow and white pages combined 'n everything!
Orangeville - Titan! - 06-26-2008
Admin Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:"Do you own a book?"
Why sure! In fact we have the book with the yellow and white pages combined 'n everything!
It's been handed down from my grammaw-aunt to my mom-sister to me and my cousin who is also me
Orangeville - vsangelchick - 06-26-2008
heck, even if we didn't go there...we could probably make a rockin mockumentary....we could get Kurt Busch to play one of the locals....
Orangeville - Titan! - 06-26-2008
vsangelchick Wrote:heck, even if we didn't go there...we could probably make a rockin mockumentary....we could get Kurt Busch to play one of the locals....
I'm on board, we just need someone with a video camera
Orangeville - Wiener Poopie - 06-26-2008
Good luck, but you better get checked for the harpies when you get back
Orangeville - Biff - 06-26-2008
Titan ! Wrote:vsangelchick Wrote:heck, even if we didn't go there...we could probably make a rockin mockumentary....we could get Kurt Busch to play one of the locals....
I'm on board, we just need someone with a video camera
I have a video camera. I can't wait to try to explain that to my wife.
"Honey, I'm going to Orangeville with a bunch of people I've never met before to do a documentary. It's okay honey, one of them has really big jugs and works at Victoria's Secret".
Orangeville - Titan! - 06-26-2008
Admin Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:I'm on board, we just need someone with a video camera
I have a video camera. I can't wait to try to explain that to my wife.
"Honey, I'm going to Orangeville with a bunch of people I've never met before to do a documentary. It's okay honey, one of them has really big jugs and works at Victoria's Secret".
HEY! I don't work at Victoria's Secret ! ... Oh, you meant her. sorry.
Don't forget to tell your wife that you might not make it back, and make sure your life insurance is paid up.
Orangeville - vsangelchick - 06-26-2008
I'll talk to her for you....bet I can make it all better....just have to show her one piece of jewelry and she'll be ok.
Orangeville - jjkg - 06-26-2008
whats going on everybody?
Orangeville - Titan! - 06-26-2008
You notice how no one who is actually from Orangeville has written in to defend the place ?
Orangeville - Biff - 06-26-2008
Titan ! Wrote:You notice how no one who is actually from Orangeville has written in to defend the place ?
They can't run the toaster AND the Commodore 64 at the same time. Granny can't pedal the generator that fast.
Orangeville - vsangelchick - 06-26-2008
And defending themselves would take more than a 1st grade education and an ability to hurl small objects at strange vehicles. It would actually be a sign of some basic human intelligence.
Orangeville - kenagelus - 06-26-2008
I have a good friend that lives in Orangeville and grew up there.
Stay away from the Hale Compound....that is all I have to say.
Orangeville - Queenie - 06-26-2008
Titan ! Wrote:You notice how no one who is actually from Orangeville has written in to defend the place ?
Well the thread was started by someone names Orangeville that talked about how crappy of a town it is . . . and besides, I doubt they have computers in such a hick town or the brain cells needed to operate them.
Orangeville - mudroomdonna - 06-26-2008
Sounds like a lot of places in upstate NY, too.
Orangeville - cpdrummer - 06-26-2008
Well, here are some pictures of Orangeville. :o
![[Image: streetsign.jpg]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y235/sktr4lf99998/streetsign.jpg)
The great attractions of Orangeville.
![[Image: Orangevillelocalswimmingareabathing.jpg]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y235/sktr4lf99998/Orangevillelocalswimmingareabathing.jpg)
![[Image: Orangevillecarwash.jpg]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y235/sktr4lf99998/Orangevillecarwash.jpg)
These are right next to each other. The first one is a place where the locals go to swim, bath and eff each other. The second one is just downstream, it's used as a car wash.
![[Image: wreckedcarfarmpic1.jpg]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y235/sktr4lf99998/wreckedcarfarmpic1.jpg)
![[Image: wreckedcarfarmpic2.jpg]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y235/sktr4lf99998/wreckedcarfarmpic2.jpg)
One of the fancy, high-end estates that Orangeville has to offer.
![[Image: DOWNTOWN.jpg]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y235/sktr4lf99998/DOWNTOWN.jpg)
Downtown Orangeville. As you can see, it's teeming with activity. I'm sure they hid because I was taking the pictures with my cell phone.
If you want more pictures, just let me know, and I'll risk my life to go get them.
Orangeville - maxer64 - 06-26-2008
When they first started talking about Orangeville a few years ago, I wrote an article for it on Uncyclopedia, highlighting how the high school has varsity garbage throwing at outsiders.
It got deleted.
Orangeville - dino - 06-26-2008
Kris!? Wrote:Well, here are some pictures of Orangeville. :o
If you want more pictures, just let me know, and I'll risk my life to go get them.
+1 for risking your hygiene to obtain these pics for the forum.
Orangeville - cpdrummer - 06-26-2008
maxer64 Wrote:When they first started talking about Orangeville a few years ago, I wrote an article for it on Uncyclopedia, highlighting how the high school has varsity garbage throwing at outsiders.
It got deleted.
It obviously got deleted because people from there don't actually know what a school is. The only education they've received is "what pa done told 'em."
The Orangeville voters actually voted not to approve a tax millage to maintain their membership to The Delton District Library. They don't feel like paying rocks anymore to be able to eat the Clifford books. I'm totally serious about the vote. It happened just this spring.
A guy from Orangeville threatened to shoot a school bus a few year ago because they turned around in the person's driveway.
It's scary living as close as I do to these imbreds...
Orangeville - hughjeffinkok - 06-26-2008
my wife's family lives on the outskirts of town, and girl (cousin) got caught givn it up to step brother. true story.
Orangeville - Titan! - 06-26-2008
hughjeffinkok Wrote:my wife's family lives on the outskirts of town, and girl (cousin) got caught givn it up to step brother. true story.
Cousin and step brother ? In Orangeville ? Dude, that's like getting to first base for the rest of humanity.