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Right now I'm.... - Howie Feltersnatch - 02-26-2009
some how because of being a firefighter i'm 102% more likely to get prostate cancer than you....
I don't literally hump hose, it's slang for wrestling it....
I also don't typically teabag the ashes after the fire is out.
Right now I'm.... - boizalynne - 02-26-2009
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:....WHAT?!?!?!
I don't literally hump hose, it's slang for wrestling it....
I also don't typically teabag the ashes after the fire is out.
After all this time... I have been grossly misled
Right now I'm.... - boizalynne - 02-26-2009
Right now I am procrastinating finishing my Western Civilization homework....
Right now I'm.... - Queenie - 02-26-2009
imatoolhed Wrote:waking up from a two hour nap, waking up to 6 inches of snow... gonna go clean the driveway
I would love just a one hour nap.
Right now I'm.... - dino - 02-26-2009
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:some how because of being a firefighter i'm 102% more likely to get prostate cancer than you....One of my sisters ex-boyfriends was a Fire Fighter in LA about 20 years ago and was working on the roof of a warehouse fighting a fire. The roof collapsed under him making him fall though. Instead of falling to the floor he landed on a girder. He strattled it. He managed to hang on until his fellow FF's discovered he wasn't dead and pulled him off of it. He really messed up his back and wasn't able to work as a FF ever again but they paid his way though school. I'm sure his prostate wasn't doing to well either.
I don't literally hump hose, it's slang for wrestling it....
I also don't typically teabag the ashes after the fire is out.
Right now I'm.... - murph383 - 02-26-2009
Right now, I would really like to call it a day, but my type A personality is keeping me from doing that...not cool.
Right now I'm.... - Howie Feltersnatch - 02-26-2009
dino Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:some how because of being a firefighter i'm 102% more likely to get prostate cancer than you....One of my sisters ex-boyfriends was a Fire Fighter in LA about 20 years ago and was working on the roof of a warehouse fighting a fire. The roof collapsed under him making him fall though. Instead of falling to the floor he landed on a girder. He strattled it. He managed to hang on until his fellow FF's discovered he wasn't dead and pulled him off of it. He really messed up his back and wasn't able to work as a FF ever again but they paid his way though school. I'm sure his prostate wasn't doing to well either.
I don't literally hump hose, it's slang for wrestling it....
I also don't typically teabag the ashes after the fire is out.
I thought about getting my wife a scanner so she could listen to what was going on when i leave in the middle of the night...then when i remembered she'll hear stuff like that, but not who exactly it is...she'll worry it's me...so i decided ignorance was bliss and she's not getting a scanner.
we've had a few guys fall through, one fell right through, onto a couch and just continued to flow water from inside...ended up hurting his bad pretty bad though.
Right now I'm.... - Rock Monster - 02-26-2009
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:...ended up hurting his bad pretty bad though.
I hurt my bad once too...
Right now I'm.... - Rock Monster - 02-26-2009
On my way to the Addy Award Show
Right now I'm.... - -Jiggy- - 02-26-2009
Cleaning up my crib. Made a stop at the computer.
Right now I'm.... - Howie Feltersnatch - 02-26-2009
Right now I'm:
out bitches!
see yas tomorrow!
Right now I'm.... - krystal - 02-26-2009
eating a Hershey's with almonds... Which means I'll have to spend an extra 20 minutes on the exercycle tonight. That sucks.
Right now I'm.... - airhornahole - 02-26-2009
mainerliser Wrote:your momma Wrote:Well what the hell have you been up too?! Good to see you back on the board!
Come on airhorn....what's the story?!!
Let's just say I was temporarily confronted with the realities of this wonderful economic downturn.
Right now I'm.... - Queenie - 02-26-2009
Krystal Wrote:eating a Hershey's with almonds... Which means I'll have to spend an extra 20 minutes on the exercycle tonight. That sucks.
I cannot exercise while using the eyedrops the Dr. gave me. Isn't that strange?
you know, cause i'm on such a strict regimen
Right now I'm.... - krystal - 02-26-2009
Queenie Wrote:Krystal Wrote:eating a Hershey's with almonds... Which means I'll have to spend an extra 20 minutes on the exercycle tonight. That sucks.
I cannot exercise while using the eyedrops the Dr. gave me. Isn't that strange?
you know, cause i'm on such a strict regimen
But it's a good excuse to getting out of exercising. I just don't understand how your eyedrops affect your exercising, or vice versa.
Right now I'm.... - nurveen - 02-26-2009
Cleaning the house.
Right now I'm.... - imatoolhed - 02-26-2009
just got done with the driveway and letting my boy push me around in the snow and throw snow at me and the dog
Right now I'm.... - shawnp - 02-26-2009
How much snow do you have tool? We've got about 3 inches, then it turned to rain, then back to snow.
Right now I'm.... - ghstrxn247 - 02-26-2009
watchin Hell's Kitchen...best reality show ever
Right now I'm.... - zdunklee - 02-26-2009
Laughing at this picture...I think maybe they didn't think ahead on this one..
![[Image: unfortuante-topiary-550-1235667438-8.jpg]](http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2009/2/26/11/unfortuante-topiary-550-1235667438-8.jpg)
Right now I'm.... - Biff - 02-26-2009
I think they thought long and hard about it before they planted them.
Right now I'm.... - Titan! - 02-27-2009
Mikesmalltalk Wrote:watchin Hell's Kitchen...beastiality show ever
Sometimes words blend together.
Right now I'm.... - fustercluck - 02-27-2009
http://www.topix.net/forum/source/wood/TLISC925A3BNMLLIP/p4
Post #79 (potthole and Biff)
RIP Rick
Right now I'm.... - Biff - 02-27-2009
Never much cared for the man. I am sorry to read the news.
Right now I'm.... - krystal - 02-27-2009
I haven't really started work yet (though I should have), and I'm already ready for my smoke break...
Right now I'm.... - boizalynne - 02-27-2009
I am eating homemade Carrot Cake for breakfast
Right now I'm.... - Titan! - 02-27-2009
I covet your carrot cake
Right now I'm.... - zdunklee - 02-27-2009
Apparently this is the greatest high school english paper ever...wish I would have had the balls to do something like this in high school...
![[Image: awesome-walt-whitman-essay-9977-1235741815-4.jpg]](http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/2/27/8/awesome-walt-whitman-essay-9977-1235741815-4.jpg)
There are more here if you want to waste some time today and laugh at ridiculousness: http://www.mediazine.net/view/essays_by_peter_nguyen
Right now I'm.... - potthole - 02-27-2009
FUSTERCLUCK Wrote:http://www.topix.net/forum/source/wood/TLISC925A3BNMLLIP/p4
Post #79 (potthole and Biff)
RIP Rick
Vanderoosterdykema! The triumphant return!
Right now I'm.... - Queenie - 02-27-2009
Krystal Wrote:Queenie Wrote:I cannot exercise while using the eyedrops the Dr. gave me. Isn't that strange?
you know, cause i'm on such a strict regimen
But it's a good excuse to getting out of exercising. I just don't understand how your eyedrops affect your exercising, or vice versa.
She said the medicine could weaken my tendons and thus cause them to tear if I exercised.
Right now I'm.... - krystal - 02-27-2009
Queenie Wrote:Krystal Wrote:But it's a good excuse to getting out of exercising. I just don't understand how your eyedrops affect your exercising, or vice versa.
She said the medicine could weaken my tendons and thus cause them to tear if I exercised.
I do not understand how that would happen, but I'll take her word for it.
Right now I'm.... - -Jiggy- - 02-27-2009
Queenie Wrote:Krystal Wrote:But it's a good excuse to getting out of exercising. I just don't understand how your eyedrops affect your exercising, or vice versa.
She said the medicine could weaken my tendons and thus cause them to tear if I exercised.
Is this your doctor?
![[Image: untitledin7.jpeg]](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_R1NfuKMzAM8/SBVlcrbhz4I/AAAAAAAAAC0/wZcUmAeLEWs/s320/untitledin7.jpeg)
Right now I'm.... - krystal - 02-27-2009
I just remembered how much I love reading Dear Buster because of gems like this:
I WOULD HONESTLY NOT HAVE A CLUE
Dear Buster:
I'm 35, and my husband keeps asking me for a blow job. I never learned how exactly to give one, so I've always refused, but now I want to surprise him on his birthday. Could you tell me how to give him a spectacular one he'll never forget? -- WILLING WIFE
Dear Prick Tease:
How the hell would I know? Do I seem like the type of guy who'd put a dick in my mouth? (Wait, don't answer that!) Find a porno somewhere and watch what the chick does. If memory serves me correct (this was many years ago), the movie "Shane's World" has an instructional section in it that teaches girls how to give good blow jobs. If you are too shy to watch it, then follow these simple instructions:
1. Put it in your mouth.
2. Slide it back and forth in your mouth (no sucking or blowing is necessary).
3. Repeat until you hear him say "Oh God!".
4. Swallow and say "Thank you sir, may I have another."
You're welcome boys. Girls, don't forget to read my signature.
Right now I'm.... - Queenie - 02-27-2009
Jiggy Wrote:Queenie Wrote:She said the medicine could weaken my tendons and thus cause them to tear if I exercised.
Is this your doctor?
I said I had an ulcer on my eye. I didn't say anything about wanting to talk to the dead!!
Right now I'm.... - Howie Feltersnatch - 02-27-2009
Right now I'm:
looking in amazement
http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?t=151191
Right now I'm.... - Titan! - 02-27-2009
watching the last episode of Rome season 1. I didn't expect the Shakespeare ending to come so soon, I thought they'd drag it out a bit longer
Right now I'm.... - Howie Feltersnatch - 02-27-2009
Right now I'm:
looking at the poop on the bottom of my boot....cow poop
Right now I'm.... - sunshyne - 02-27-2009
eww
Right now I'm.... - mainerliser - 02-27-2009
Right now I'm:
Pissed!
Right now I'm.... - imatoolhed - 02-27-2009
shawnp Wrote:How much snow do you have tool? We've got about 3 inches, then it turned to rain, then back to snow.
only about 5-6 inches...lot of blowing and drifting tho