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Where's Fistor? - beckyp - 09-10-2008

i heard fistor got the very first Prince Albert in the back of a jean sweater convention.


Where's Fistor? - Howie Feltersnatch - 09-10-2008

Jo Wrote:i heard fistor got the very first Prince Albert in the back of a jean sweater convention.

on a related not; I heard his 'jacob's ladder' was only long enough for 2 close 'rungs'


Where's Fistor? - beckyp - 09-10-2008

i heard fistor was the pioneer of anal bleaching.


Where's Fistor? - Titan! - 09-10-2008

Fistor Wrote:
Jo Wrote:i heard fistor eats dead babies and has a gimp suit.

I do not own a gimp suit.

Rent ? Does the extra 5 dollar insurance cover the clean up ? Cause that might be worth it.


Where's Fistor? - fistor!@# - 09-10-2008

This is much better.


Where's Fistor? - beckyp - 09-10-2008

i heard fistor made love to a pirate and his jencum cured that pirates scurvy.


Where's Fistor? - fistor!@# - 09-10-2008

Jo Wrote:i heard fistor made love to a pirate and his jencum cured that pirates scurvy.

I spurt apple juice. This much is true.


Where's Fistor? - Titan! - 09-10-2008

I heard that none of the Chuck Norris stories started until after Fistor Fistor'd him


Where's Fistor? - Titan! - 09-10-2008

airhornahole Wrote:
Titan ! Wrote:Here, I'll give you a few easy ones, I'm fat, ugly, live in my parents basement, drive a rusty truck, have arthritis that sometimes makes me walk like an old man, im 37 with no girlfriend, im going grey, I have huge gaps in my teth, my pits smeill like limburger even as little as 10 minutes after a shower, I ask girls I meet on the internet to pose for me, and I think I'm developing athletes foot.

Titan, it sounds like you could be my brother. Except for I'm married with a house, no rusty truck, no teeth, odor, or foot problems. Other than that, we could be twins. ;D

I think there isn't a person on this board who doesn't have issues. Your just man enough to acknowledge them publicly. They rest of us keep them hiden.

You waiting for your dentures to arrive ?


Where's Fistor? - airhornahole - 09-10-2008

Titan ! Wrote:
airhornahole Wrote:Titan, it sounds like you could be my brother. Except for I'm married with a house, no rusty truck, no teeth, odor, or foot problems. Other than that, we could be twins. ;D

I think there isn't a person on this board who doesn't have issues. Your just man enough to acknowledge them publicly. They rest of us keep them hiden.

You waiting for your dentures to arrive ?

Say what you will Titan. I still love you. :-*


Where's Fistor? - elranito - 09-10-2008

Jo Wrote:i heard fistor got the very first Prince Albert in the back of a jean sweater convention.

Jo Wrote:i heard fistor was the pioneer of anal bleaching.
I heard that you didn't hear about these things, but witnessed them. (And by witnessed, I mean... helped with)


Where's Fistor? - beckyp - 09-10-2008

elranito Wrote:I heard that you didn't hear about these things, but witnessed them. (And by witnessed, I mean... helped with)

i heard people think you're gay.


Where's Fistor? - elranito - 09-10-2008

Jo Wrote:i heard people think you're gay.
I heard you cried yourself to sleep for a week after hearing that.

and I also heard that Fistor cried himself to sleep for a week after hearing that it wasn't true. (just trying to stay on topic so he doesn't get too upset)


Where's Fistor? - beckyp - 09-10-2008

elranito Wrote:I heard you cried yourself to sleep for a week after hearing that.

i heard you're delusional.

i heard fistor needs to lose 20 more pounds or he'll never be pretty.


Where's Fistor? - fistor!@# - 09-11-2008

Jo Wrote:
elranito Wrote:I heard you cried yourself to sleep for a week after hearing that.

i heard you're delusional.

i heard fistor needs to lose 20 more pounds or he'll never be pretty.

I heart my hairy moobs.


Where's Fistor? - beckyp - 09-11-2008

i heard fistor built a time machine, punched Mr. Peabody, and stole one of Lincoln's top hats just because.


Where's Fistor? - plungerhand - 09-11-2008

Jo Wrote:i heard fistor built a time machine, punched Mr. Peabody, and stole one of Lincoln's top hats just because.

fistor is really Sherman? That explains a lot!


Where's Fistor? - Rock Monster - 09-12-2008

Jo Wrote:i heard fistor eats dead babies and has a gimp suit.

Jo Wrote:i heard fistor got the very first Prince Albert in the back of a jean sweater convention.

Jo Wrote:i heard fistor was the pioneer of anal bleaching.

Jo Wrote:i heard fistor made love to a pirate and his jencum cured that pirates scurvy.

Jo Wrote:i heard fistor needs to lose 20 more pounds or he'll never be pretty.

Jo Wrote:i heard fistor built a time machine, punched Mr. Peabody, and stole one of Lincoln's top hats just because.


I heard fistor has an internet stalker...


Where's Fistor? - Titan! - 09-12-2008

Rock Monster Wrote:
Jo Wrote:i heard fistor eats dead babies and has a gimp suit.





Jo Wrote:i heard fistor built a time machine, punched Mr. Peabody, and stole one of Lincoln's top hats just because.


I heard fistor has an internet stalker...

And that ladies and gentlemen is what we call "Winner" well done Rock, here's your prize


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Where's Fistor? - beckyp - 09-12-2008

my fistor. MINE'S!


Where's Fistor? - fistor!@# - 09-12-2008

Ladies, ladies. There's plenty fistor to go around.


Where's Fistor? - jaydethespaz - 09-13-2008

Yay You're back!