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Congratulations Hot Wings ! - maximaxine - 02-23-2009
cuppie Wrote:My son got out of the tub last night and my wife failed to put a diaper on him. A few minutes later there's a big turd on my bedroom floor and a giant wet spot from his piss. These are things you can expect down the road hotwings.
Other things they don't often tell you while you're going through the pregnancy/labor...
She most likely will take a big dump while giving birth.
Astroglide has more than one purpose, it's also used for lubing the baby's head.
Hope and pray your wife doesn't have to have an episiotomy.
![[Image: Medio-lateral-episiotomy.gif]](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/34/Medio-lateral-episiotomy.gif)
So nice of you to share that wonderful knowledge, but it you had listened she will most likely need to have a C section. 8-)
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - cuppie - 02-23-2009
Only caught bits and pieces of the announcement.
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - hotzester - 02-23-2009
Without posting too much personal information, does anyone happen to know how old Hot Wings' wife is? There's a Chinese gender calendar that boasts uncanny accuracy, but you need to know the mother's age at time of conception among other things, and I'm curious to see the accuracy of this prediction.
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - Queenie - 02-23-2009
hotzester Wrote:Without posting too much personal information, does anyone happen to know how old Hot Wings' wife is? There's a Chinese gender calendar that boasts uncanny accuracy, but you need to know the mother's age at time of conception among other things, and I'm curious to see the accuracy of this prediction.
I thought they said she was 36 this morning.
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - boizalynne - 02-23-2009
Rock Monster Wrote:Admin Wrote:It's roots are in Ethiopia but have migrated as far west as Nigeria.
I thought it's roots were in Gotham:
![[Image: pow.jpg]](http://www.shtfblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/pow.jpg)
![[Image: batman.jpg]](http://www.ozoux.com/eclectic/archive/2006/06/13/images/batman.jpg)
![[Image: batman_tv_biff.jpg]](http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2007/02/batman_tv_biff.jpg)
That is just fantastic! +1
One time I saw a "Chuff"
I still don't know what kind of move would make the sound "Chuff" but I know I really liked it....
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - hotzester - 02-23-2009
If my math was right, and it was a November conception, and she is 36, then they're looking at a boy. (To play it safe, 35 and 37 both turn out to be girls.)
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - mudroomdonna - 02-23-2009
If it's a boy, name him after Gregg/Free Beer, but spell it "Greig".
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - hotzester - 02-23-2009
+1 MRD.
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - Mad Dog - 02-23-2009
Good job Hotwings, Way to hang in there. BUT the fun has Just begun!!!
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - uhohspagettio - 02-23-2009
Congrats Hot Wings and Mrs. Wings. Start car shopping now while your Dad still owns GM. You might be able to find something really nice like a Chevy Venture minivan.
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - courtney77 - 02-24-2009
This is happy news. Congrats!
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - alpacafarmer - 02-24-2009
i have prayed for you and your wife! congrats hotwings.. i havent listened to my podcast yet.. did he knock her up the old fashioned way, or with robo penis??
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - hotwings - 02-24-2009
Thanks for all the congratulations and well-wishes. Kerri and I have been trying for a long time, so we're obviously very excited and appreciate everyone else's excitement on our behalf. It's awesome, so thanks!
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - Howie Feltersnatch - 02-24-2009
Admin Wrote:Congrats!
The question now is, if it's a boy, what shows up on the ultrasound first: the adam's apple or the crank?
pure greatness btw....
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - Rock Monster - 02-24-2009
hotwings Wrote:Thanks for all the congratulations and well-wishes. Kerri and I have been trying for a long time, so we're obviously very excited and appreciate everyone else's excitement on our behalf. It's awesome, so thanks!
It's a good thing your dad owns GM, and also that you guys get paid with wheelbarrows full of money, otherwise this could have taken a dent out of your savings!
... it will be worth it though. Hope the hormones don't wreak too much havoc on your life!
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - Howie Feltersnatch - 02-24-2009
Rock Monster Wrote:hotwings Wrote:Thanks for all the congratulations and well-wishes. Kerri and I have been trying for a long time, so we're obviously very excited and appreciate everyone else's excitement on our behalf. It's awesome, so thanks!
It's a good thing your dad owns GM, and also that you guys get paid with wheelbarrows full of money, otherwise this could have taken a dent out of your savings!
... it will be worth it though. Hope the hormones don't wreak too much havoc on your life!
does your golden rocket car accommodate car seats?
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - 0rz0ski - 02-24-2009
Yay for Hot Wings and Mrs. Wings! Congrats!
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - mcnastie - 02-24-2009
Congrats Mr. and Mrs Wings. Your life is now over as you know it.
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - jerseygirl - 02-24-2009
Congratulations Hot Wings!!
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - shawnp - 02-24-2009
I was sitting in the dentist office when the announcement was said (podcast). I had a super big smile knowing HW and wife are expecting. My mother could never have kids and for years my folks tried and failed because my mothers' equipment was faulty. Their only option was adoption and thus, me. So, congratulations to you HW and I hope everything goes to plan.
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - plumpenut - 02-26-2009
patmcgroin Wrote:they should name the kid adam apple
and if its a girl apple adam
i dont know why, just cuz
wow cool story horrible bitch!
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - patmcgroin - 02-26-2009
Mud Room Donna Wrote:If it's a boy, name him after Gregg/Free Beer, but spell it "Greig".
I guarantee you that would justify Benercrombie.
And nobody wants that...
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - beckyp - 02-26-2009
a girl named Becky would be cool....i'm not biased.
a boy named Dirk would be just as cool....just sayin'.
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - Howie Feltersnatch - 02-26-2009
Jo Wrote:a girl named Becky would be cool....i'm not biased.
a boy named Dirk would be just as cool....just sayin'.
Dirk Wings would be fitting....with the crank genetics and all.
Becky Wings would be fitting as well....with the Adam's Apple genetics and all.
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - beckyp - 02-26-2009
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Jo Wrote:a girl named Becky would be cool....i'm not biased.
a boy named Dirk would be just as cool....just sayin'.
Dirk Wings would be fitting....with the crank genetics and all.
Becky Wings would be fitting as well....with the Adam's Apple genetics and all.
i wonder if the kid will plop out of the womb stareing and uninteresting.
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - Howie Feltersnatch - 02-26-2009
Jo Wrote:i wonder if the kid will plop out of the womb stareing and uninteresting.
ha ha nice edit!
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - airhornahole - 02-26-2009
I'm a little late to the party, but congrats Mr and Mrs Hotwings!!!!!
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - kapalua2483 - 02-27-2009
Posted by Rock Monster
"and stay away from Chris. Everyone with that name is gay."
Somehow this slipped by without mention that he called Hot Wings in a time of happiness, Gay. I think that's just pretty muffed up
Also congrats hot wings! Name him or her Lil Wings for show purposes
Also beware if it's a boy for super crank jr!
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - Titan! - 02-27-2009
airhornahole Wrote:I'm a little late to the party, but congrats Mr and Mrs Hotwings!!!!!
better late than never. There still some punch and cookies left.
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - krystal - 02-27-2009
No one told me about cookies.
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - linzi - 02-27-2009
Titan ! Wrote:airhornahole Wrote:I'm a little late to the party, but congrats Mr and Mrs Hotwings!!!!!
better late than never. There still some punch and cookies left.
Any more "special" brownies left?! I heard the punch was spiked...
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - airhornahole - 02-27-2009
Titan ! Wrote:airhornahole Wrote:I'm a little late to the party, but congrats Mr and Mrs Hotwings!!!!!
better late than never. There still some punch and cookies left.
You can change your name, but the karma gives you away.
Nice to type at ya Titan.
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - amandaobloom - 03-07-2009
Considering I usually listen to the show for the insults they throw out at each other or random people or... well really just the funny-ness (I know, not a word) of the show, I was actually really excited for Hot Wings. So congrats! I know IVF is a long and expensive process but it will all be worth it in the end!
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - Titan! - 03-19-2009
I was kind of hoping Zane would get his wish and Hot Wings Jr. would be a girl
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - zdunklee - 03-19-2009
Yea but think of all the good adam's apple and huge crank refrences they can make with it being a boy.
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - -Jiggy- - 03-19-2009
I'm sure his kid will be happy to know that before he was even born his crank was being talked about on a national radio show and internet message boards.
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - zdunklee - 03-19-2009
Hey, it might help with the ladies, he'll have proof of having a huge crank.
Congratulations Hot Wings ! - Titan! - 03-20-2009
What if he turns out to be just average ?
I pity the poor girl who first gets with HW Jr thinking he's got a monster in his pants, and finds that he's just like everyone else.