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Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - Titan! - 04-30-2009
I repeal my vote for IPJ, and cast it for Becky.
Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - MARISSA - 05-01-2009
BWN 7 Wrote:I submit the Asst. Producer has to have a rack equal to or nicer than yours.
I'm not entirely sure I'm supposed to say this, but if/when we get an asst. producer, I think it may be a guy.
So, you're out of luck. Unless he's rocking some nice moobs.
I'm hoping he's mildly attractive and willing to experiment.
Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - Titan! - 05-01-2009
marissa Wrote:BWN 7 Wrote:I submit the Asst. Producer has to have a rack equal to or nicer than yours.
I'm not entirely sure I'm supposed to say this, but if/when we get an asst. producer, I think it may be a guy.
So, you're out of luck. Unless he's rocking some nice moobs.
I'm hoping he's mildly attractive and willing to experiment.
What like with other dudes ?
Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - Howie Feltersnatch - 05-01-2009
Marissa is one of those crazy girls where you need a safe word....she's got a recip saw with a flopper on it....it's not for her.
Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - BWN 7 - 05-01-2009
marissa Wrote:Bob had bitch tits.BWN 7 Wrote:I submit the Asst. Producer has to have a rack equal to or nicer than yours.
I'm not entirely sure I'm supposed to say this, but if/when we get an asst. producer, I think it may be a guy.
So, you're out of luck. Unless he's rocking some nice moobs.
I'm hoping he's mildly attractive and willing to experiment.
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Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - Titan! - 05-01-2009
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Marissa is one of those crazy girls where you need a safe word....she's got a recip saw with a flopper on it....it's not for her.
Well, if any of that is even remotely true, or even if it's all just wild speculation, I uncast my vote for Becky, and re-cast it for Marissa
Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - houseboat - 05-01-2009
marissa Wrote:BWN 7 Wrote:I submit the Asst. Producer has to have a rack equal to or nicer than yours.
I'm not entirely sure I'm supposed to say this, but if/when we get an asst. producer, I think it may be a guy.
So, you're out of luck. Unless he's rocking some nice moobs.
I'm hoping he's mildly attractive and willing to experiment.
Is there already someone in mind for the position?
Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - BWN 7 - 05-01-2009
What if the new game on Monday morning has something to do with picking the new assistant producer? And Name That Tune? And Dumber Than Zane? And Sportier Than Thou, all rolled in to one thing!? OMFGWTFBBQ!!!!!!1!!!eleven!!!!!!11!!!!!one!!!!
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Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - mayorofawesometown - 05-01-2009
What about Carmen? She's quick on her feet.
Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - Mark the Valet - 05-01-2009
mayorofawesometown Wrote:What about Carmen? She's quick on her feet.[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A[/youtube]
Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - certainlycertainly - 05-01-2009
Whatever happened to Carmen? She had the great background laugh whenever Joe's mic was on. It's tough to keep track of the revolving door of interns
Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - MARISSA - 05-01-2009
Titan! Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Marissa is one of those crazy girls where you need a safe word....she's got a recip saw with a flopper on it....it's not for her.
Well, if any of that is even remotely true, or even if it's all just wild speculation, I uncast my vote for Becky, and re-cast it for Marissa
And I don't have curtains... If you want to watch
Also, I think there is someone in mind. Maybe. Not that I actually know anything; I'm just an intern.
Plus, Carmen had to take a break for a while, and I think that break may have turned permanent.
Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - Mark the Valet - 05-01-2009
It used to be easy back in the Andrew the Well Spoken Cuban and Loose Wendy days when they had lots of Airtime and Internviews.
When was the last Internview, anyway?
WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE SHOW
Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - Torque - 05-01-2009
Internviews made me cringe, but I couldn't stop listening. I bet Marissa is super excited just thinking about the possibility of doing one and having it immortalized on air. And she can go with the flow quite well
Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - Titan! - 05-03-2009
Am I the only one who thinks the show would flourish with a female view point ?
Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - Howie Feltersnatch - 05-03-2009
a female would only work if she was ocassionally the first to ask "what are you wearing" and "you need a sponge don't you"
Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - plumpenut - 05-03-2009
Titan! Wrote:Am I the only one who thinks the show would flourish with a female view point ?
yep you are the only one
Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - plumpenut - 05-03-2009
marissa Wrote:jg24 Wrote:Is there really that much to do for Joe, and how ever many interns? I'm sure they are able to stay busy, but what do they actually do that takes so much time? I'm just asking, because I have no idea how a radio show works.
Honestly there really is a lot to do. Plus, I think, next week we're going down to just three interns: Me, Alexsss, and maybe a new girl.
With how many calls we're getting, an intern is needed throughout most segments to answer phones; Joe edits audio and pulls segments throughout the entire day; logs of the show are made; videos are posted to the web page; audio is pulled from videos; Best Of for Saturday is done; advertisements for the week are planned; Joe makes promos for every day; etc...
so really what does he do all day? :think:
Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - Biff - 05-04-2009
certainlycertainly Wrote:Whatever happened to Carmen? She had the great background laugh whenever Joe's mic was on. It's tough to keep track of the revolving door of interns
Carmen's laugh was annoying as hell and made me want to punch myself in the yamsack every time I heard her.
Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - Torque - 05-04-2009
Titan! Wrote:Am I the only one who thinks the show would flourish with a female view point ?
That's not going to happen. The listening audience of both sexes would revolt.
Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - Titan! - 05-04-2009
admin Wrote:certainlycertainly Wrote:Whatever happened to Carmen? She had the great background laugh whenever Joe's mic was on. It's tough to keep track of the revolving door of interns
Carmen's laugh was annoying as hell and made me want to punch myself in the yamsack every time I heard her.
Wow that's harsh. How do you really feel ? :lol:
I loved ehr laugh, and thought it was really funny whenever her laughter would sneak onto the air
Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - mayorofawesometown - 05-04-2009
How gay do you have to be to not enjoy Carmen's laugh?
Titan! Wrote:Am I the only one who thinks the show would flourish with a female view point ?
Flourish? Eh. It could work but it'd have to be a chick the guys were 100% comfortable with that acted as if she was just one of the guys. Sadly, my "Fire Hot Wings and replace him with Stephanie Webb" campaign is still only one person strong.
Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - upperdeckercourt - 05-04-2009
Titan! Wrote:Am I the only one who thinks the show would flourish with a female view point ?
I seem to remember a while back the guys talked about female voices on morning radio shows. If I recall, members of both sexes called in to say they found women's voices to be too much in the morning.
Not that I agree or disagree, I just remember a conversation about this very thing.
Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - Torque - 05-04-2009
mayorofawesometown Wrote:How gay do you have to be to not enjoy Carmen's laugh?
Titan! Wrote:Am I the only one who thinks the show would flourish with a female view point ?
Flourish? Eh. It could work but it'd have to be a chick the guys were 100% comfortable with that acted as if she was just one of the guys. Sadly, my "Fire Hot Wings and replace him with Stephanie Webb" campaign is still only one person strong.
Sadly, Stephanie Webb is the one gal the guys have the most history with on air and it still is not as comfortable as when it's just them, or them with a guy they know. She's a great person, but she doesn't dish it out or as naturally let loose with them.
This hypothetical perfect woman member of the show would have to:
be perverted,
have an enjoyable, genuine, and not overdone laugh,
contribute in a non-self-conscious manner,
have an attractive voice,
dish it out without being prickly,
have a great sense of humor,
be a good story-teller,
& be intelligent, but at least occasionally humble.
Being able to beat Zane in some sort of feats of strength contest, bold enough to attempt/assist in stunts, being cool with but not contributing to farts, and throwing in the occasional apt "that's what (s)he said" are all bonuses.
Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - -Jiggy- - 05-04-2009
Hey maybe if they got a little bigger they could recruit in Lisa Lampinelli.
Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - Mark the Valet - 05-04-2009
Nah, Lampinelli is way too prone to monsterous swear words.
Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - BWN 7 - 05-04-2009
Mark the Valet Wrote:Nah, Lampinelli is way too prone to monsterous swear words.And would have a hard time fitting in the studio.
ZING!!
Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - -Jiggy- - 05-04-2009
BWN 7 Wrote:Oh yeah, she's huge. :roll:Mark the Valet Wrote:Nah, Lampinelli is way too prone to monsterous swear words.And would have a hard time fitting in the studio.
ZING!!
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Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - plumpenut - 05-04-2009
well she is....she takes up the whole picture :?
Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - Titan! - 05-05-2009
plumpenut Wrote:well she is....she takes up the whole picture :?
HA !
If she were a full time member of the show I think I'd have to stop listening
Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - Torque - 05-05-2009
We should all chip in and by that necklace for Queenie
Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - BWN 7 - 05-05-2009
-Jiggy- Wrote:Not only is she huge, she robbed some little old lady of her sweater and pearls, and robbed some struggling rapper of his bling!!!BWN 7 Wrote:Oh yeah, she's huge. :roll:Mark the Valet Wrote:Nah, Lampinelli is way too prone to monsterous swear words.And would have a hard time fitting in the studio.
ZING!!
Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - LimpBagel - 05-06-2009
Plus she is exactly what I imagine Kurt Busch's mom sounding and looking like. She is even wearing the Black Women's Shirt.
Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - ericvonanhalt - 05-18-2009
Who is this Steve character?
Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - Allyson - 05-18-2009
Eff you guys I love Lisa Lampanelli.
Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - certainlycertainly - 05-18-2009
I'm looking forward to this new "producer Steve." It really seems like the goal of it is to take some of the load off Joe and give him more air time. That can only be a good thing as more time with Joe and Zane around each other will eventually lead to another screaming match and "latchkey a-hole" moments. Hopefully this guy just isn't a D-Bag.
Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - Mad Dog - 05-19-2009
certainlycertainly Wrote:I'm looking forward to this new "producer Steve." It really seems like the goal of it is to take some of the load off Joe and give him more air time. That can only be a good thing as more time with Joe and Zane around each other will eventually lead to another screaming match and "latchkey a-hole" moments. Hopefully this guy just isn't a D-Bag.This is the first that I've heard of "Producer Steve"
Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - Mad Dog - 05-19-2009
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Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - zdunklee - 05-19-2009
Mad Dog Wrote:certainlycertainly Wrote:I'm looking forward to this new "producer Steve." It really seems like the goal of it is to take some of the load off Joe and give him more air time. That can only be a good thing as more time with Joe and Zane around each other will eventually lead to another screaming match and "latchkey a-hole" moments. Hopefully this guy just isn't a D-Bag.This is the first that I've heard of "Producer Steve"
They have talked about him a couple times now when harassing Joe. I think Zane was the only one to say his name...if that is even his real name.
Re: Hiring a new asst. producer - beckyp - 05-19-2009
certainlycertainly Wrote:I'm looking forward to this new "producer Steve." It really seems like the goal of it is to take some of the load off Joe and give him more air time. That can only be a good thing as more time with Joe and Zane around each other will eventually lead to another screaming match and "latchkey a-hole" moments. Hopefully this guy just isn't a D-Bag.
i hate him already. how can they put so much thought into whether a game should stay or go but a new member to the show is done almost willy nilly?
get more interns not a paid employee, dummies.