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Re: Free Beer passes out on air - Queenie - 03-19-2010

I'll bring the sign that says "Attention Walmart customers. All black people please leave the store at this time."

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - Opus - 03-19-2010

-Jiggy- Wrote:
zdunklee Wrote:Can we rise up in a bloody rebellion? I'll bring a pitchfork and gas mask.

YES!!!! Power to the people!

I'll bring the marshmallows and beer.
I'll be nice and fedex you a chocolate bar and a package of graham crackers.

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - -Jiggy- - 03-19-2010

Opus Wrote:
-Jiggy- Wrote:
zdunklee Wrote:Can we rise up in a bloody rebellion? I'll bring a pitchfork and gas mask.

YES!!!! Power to the people!

I'll bring the marshmallows and beer.
I'll be nice and fedex you a chocolate bar and a package of graham crackers.
Is it gov't issued chocolate and crackers from Biff? If so, back off. That stuff is laced with downers so you guys can over power our rebellion.

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - zdunklee - 03-19-2010

Queenie Wrote:I'll bring the sign that says "Attention Walmart customers. All black people please leave the store at this time."


That's good Q, it will make it a lot easier for us to find you as well...







...looks like somebody "forgot" they are part of the leadership in their old age here Jiggy.

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - 0rz0ski - 03-19-2010

Waiter! A martini and a roofie colada!

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - Queenie - 03-19-2010

zdunklee Wrote:
Queenie Wrote:I'll bring the sign that says "Attention Walmart customers. All black people please leave the store at this time."


That's good Q, it will make it a lot easier for us to find you as well...


...looks like somebody "forgot" they are part of the leadership in their old age here Jiggy.

No, I'm trying to cause a stampede, or something like that . . . i'm sure that's what it was . . . :?

FUCK

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - schuyler16 - 03-20-2010

zdunklee Wrote:
Queenie Wrote:I'll bring the sign that says "Attention Walmart customers. All black people please leave the store at this time."


That's good Q, it will make it a lot easier for us to find you as well...

...looks like somebody "forgot" they are part of the leadership in their old age here Jiggy.
Queenie isn't forgetting a damn thing, she just knows when to jump from a sinking ship. By backing the uprising she's hoping to be able to maintain the level of influence she has now if a new regime takes power.

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - zdunklee - 03-20-2010

schuyler16 Wrote:
zdunklee Wrote:
Queenie Wrote:I'll bring the sign that says "Attention Walmart customers. All black people please leave the store at this time."


That's good Q, it will make it a lot easier for us to find you as well...

...looks like somebody "forgot" they are part of the leadership in their old age here Jiggy.
Queenie isn't forgetting a damn thing, she just knows when to jump from a sinking ship. By backing the uprising she's hoping to be able to maintain the level of influence she has now if a new regime takes power.


Suck Up....Down with Queenie, Biff and Schuyler16!!!

:evil:

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - -Jiggy- - 03-21-2010

zdunklee Wrote:Suck Up....Down with Queenie, Biff and Schuyler16!!!

:evil:
and Opus too. He's quiet for the most part but he is not to be trusted.

Hey z, just thinking. When the rebellion takes over and starts establishing it's democracy on the people, should we call it The United Board of Jiggy or just go with something simple like New Jiggy.

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - zdunklee - 03-21-2010

-Jiggy- Wrote:
zdunklee Wrote:Suck Up....Down with Queenie, Biff and Schuyler16!!!

:evil:
and Opus too. He's quiet for the most part but he is not to be trusted.

Hey z, just thinking. When the rebellion takes over and starts establishing it's democracy on the people, should we call it The United Board of Jiggy or just go with something simple like New Jiggy.


Clearly it would be the Ultimate Z Message Board.

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - Opus - 03-21-2010

-Jiggy- Wrote:
zdunklee Wrote:Suck Up....Down with Queenie, Biff and Schuyler16!!!

:evil:
and Opus too. He's quiet for the most part but he is not to be trusted.

Hey z, just thinking. When the rebellion takes over and starts establishing it's democracy on the people, should we call it The United Board of Jiggy or just go with something simple like New Jiggy.
Fuck you too buddy.

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - -Jiggy- - 03-22-2010

Opus Wrote:
-Jiggy- Wrote:
zdunklee Wrote:Suck Up....Down with Queenie, Biff and Schuyler16!!!

:evil:
and Opus too. He's quiet for the most part but he is not to be trusted.

Hey z, just thinking. When the rebellion takes over and starts establishing it's democracy on the people, should we call it The United Board of Jiggy or just go with something simple like New Jiggy.
Fuck you too buddy.
See Z and other members of the New Jiggy Rebellion (known hereafter as The NJR). He knows when he's busted.

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - schuyler16 - 03-22-2010

zdunklee Wrote:Suck Up....Down with Queenie, Biff and Schuyler16!!!

:evil:
I would just like to state that I have not declared any allegiance to either Biff or Zdunk's faction in this rebellion. I plan to wait until the smoke clears and then claim that I was supporting the winner the whole time. Yes I am aware that stating my intentions will make carrying them out that much harder but that's how I roll.
viva la revolucion and/or go biff(depending on the outcome)

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - Biff - 03-22-2010

Some of you'd be amazed to know that the key to the castle is just a simple skeleton key.

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - Opus - 03-22-2010

I accept monetary bribes, but you better make it a significant one if you expect me to risk it all.

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - krystal - 03-22-2010

I'm going to wait for the winner. Then I'm going to beat them up and become the winner.

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - Opus - 03-22-2010

:think:

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - certainlycertainly - 03-22-2010

I just caught up to this segment on Podcast, crazy!

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - zdunklee - 03-22-2010

Biff Wrote:Some of you'd be amazed to know that the key to the castle is just a simple skeleton key.


So I can just pick the lock then? Hmmm...simple enough.

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - -Jiggy- - 03-22-2010

zdunklee Wrote:
Biff Wrote:Some of you'd be amazed to know that the key to the castle is just a simple skeleton key.


So I can just pick the lock then? Hmmm...simple enough.
Okay cool. So rebellion it is then.



soooooooooo......what do we do first? kill someone or....kinda new to this whole uprising thing. :think:

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - Biff - 03-22-2010

I think the first step is the solid punch to the yamsack.

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - -Jiggy- - 03-22-2010

Biff Wrote:I think the first step is the solid punch to the yamsack.
So does this mean your working for us now. Cause if you are it would make this whole thing go a lot easier.

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - zdunklee - 03-22-2010

Biff Wrote:I think the first step is the solid punch to the yamsack.


Hey Potthole...we can spare you if you deliver to Biff one solid punch to the yamsack...but you must have video evidence and post it on youtube or else you die too.

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - potthole - 03-22-2010

zdunklee Wrote:Hey Potthole...we can spare you if you deliver to Biff one solid punch to the yamsack...but you must have video evidence and post it on youtube or else you die too.

Humm...

On one hand, I will be seeing him pretty soon. On the other hand, that means I'd have to touch his balls. I'll have to get back to you guys on that. Part of me thinks I'd rather be killed in an uprising.

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - -Jiggy- - 03-22-2010

I think the logical first step for us would be to send one of us back in time to kill Biff's mom before she has a chance to give birth to him.

I think it should be you z. Note - when you travel back do not be shocked when you show up nude. This is completely normal. Also, Biff may try to send Pott back to stop you. Do not, I repeat, do not let him have sex with Biff's mom. Trust me on this.

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - potthole - 03-23-2010

I think the task could be accomplished without time-travel murder. Like somebody could go chop off his dad's weiner.

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - zdunklee - 03-23-2010

potthole Wrote:I think the task could be accomplished without time-travel murder. Like somebody could go chop off his dad's weiner.


Hmmm...interesting idea...maybe I'll just convince his mom to get a mexican abortion.

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - krystal - 03-23-2010

Maybe Biff himself will go back in time and become his own father.

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - Biff - 03-23-2010

krystal Wrote:Maybe Biff himself will go back in time and become his own father.

Unfortunately it's too late for that. I done had the family jewels snipped.

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - krystal - 03-23-2010

Biff Wrote:
krystal Wrote:Maybe Biff himself will go back in time and become his own father.

Unfortunately it's too late for that. I done had the family jewels snipped.

Really, I don't know why you think that's unfortunate. I would hope that you wouldn't want to make babies with your own mother.

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - 0rz0ski - 03-23-2010

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Re: Free Beer passes out on air - -Jiggy- - 03-24-2010

So just like our infamous zombie thread it looks like this is going to be about 100% planning with about ohhhhh, I don't know,....0% action.

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - zdunklee - 03-24-2010

Hey...once you get done with the time machine then I can act on my part of the job...so hurry it up damn you.

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - krystal - 03-24-2010

-Jiggy- Wrote:So just like our infamous zombie thread it looks like this is going to be about 100% planning with about ohhhhh, I don't know,....0% action.

Hey, the zombies are coming. It's not a matter of "if" but of "when".

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - schuyler16 - 03-24-2010

damn straight and all you need to do in preparation for said uprising is merely reading the entirety of the zombie thread(only 94 pages) and follow the instructions to the letter

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - -Jiggy- - 03-24-2010

schuyler16 Wrote:damn straight and all you need to do in preparation for said uprising is merely reading the entirety of the zombie thread(only 94 pages) and follow the instructions to the letter
Plus we are adding the time machine. I think I may have found one for you Z.
[Image: urtimemachine.jpg]

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - Queenie - 03-24-2010

Yeah and i'm sure that works splendidly! I think z needs to be the one that sticks that between his legs and goes back in time. :twisted:

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - zdunklee - 03-24-2010

I tell you what...if you guys buy me that thing AND Biff tells us what year he was born I will make every attempt to use said time machine to go back in time and stop his conception from happening.


Oh and Orz can film it.

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - Queenie - 03-24-2010

zdunklee Wrote:I tell you what...if you guys buy me that thing AND Biff tells us what year he was born I will make every attempt to use said time machine to go back in time and stop his conception from happening.


Oh and Orz can film it, and Queenie can get some ice.


Gosh, didn't you see Napoleon Dynamite?

Re: Free Beer passes out on air - zdunklee - 03-24-2010

Queenie Wrote:
zdunklee Wrote:I tell you what...if you guys buy me that thing AND Biff tells us what year he was born I will make every attempt to use said time machine to go back in time and stop his conception from happening.


Oh and Orz can film it, and Queenie can get some ice.


Gosh, didn't you see Napoleon Dynamite?


Of course I did...but I also know Biff is never going to say what year he was born on here...so I have nothing at all to worry about.