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The worst songs in the history of ever - smokejacklandslide - 07-23-2008
the list is very simple:
"Lady In Red"- Chris DeBurgh
"Mickey"- Toni Basil
"When A Man Loves A Woman"- Michael Bolton
"Behind Blue Eyes"- Limp Bizkit, these stupid effs forgot an entire verse!
any song ever "written" by a boy band or teen pop sensation
"She Blinded Me With Science"- Thomas Dolby
there's a simple list of the top offenders in the s-pile song category
The worst songs in the history of ever - providencecrow - 07-23-2008
ChampKind Wrote:"Lady In Red"- Chris DeBurgh
Winner winner, chicken dinner.
The worst songs in the history of ever - fistor!@# - 07-23-2008
providencecrow Wrote:ChampKind Wrote:"Lady In Red"- Chris DeBurgh
Winner winner, chicken dinner.
Why? It's not a bad song.
It's got minimal instrumentation, a common subject matter, and he sings it pretty well. Hardly qualities of one of the worst songs in the history of ever.
The worst songs in the history of ever - fistor!@# - 07-23-2008
This, however, completely qualifies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kkJPiTIyZ8
PUSH THE LITTLE DAISIES AND MAKE 'EM COME UP!!!@#
The worst songs in the history of ever - providencecrow - 07-23-2008
Fistor Wrote:providencecrow Wrote:Winner winner, chicken dinner.
Why? It's not a bad song.
It's got minimal instrumentation, a common subject matter, and he sings it pretty well. Hardly qualities of one of the worst songs in the history of ever.
Anything by Chris DeBurgh is the worst song ever
The worst songs in the history of ever - Biff - 07-24-2008
Fistor Wrote:This, however, completely qualifies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kkJPiTIyZ8
PUSH THE LITTLE DAISIES AND MAKE 'EM COME UP!!!@#
How in the world did that song ever see the light of day? That is simply horrible.
The worst songs in the history of ever - fistor!@# - 07-24-2008
Admin Wrote:Fistor Wrote:This, however, completely qualifies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kkJPiTIyZ8
PUSH THE LITTLE DAISIES AND MAKE 'EM COME UP!!!@#
How in the world did that song ever see the light of day? That is simply horrible.
Thank you, Mr. Beavis and Mr. Butthead.
The worst songs in the history of ever - smokejacklandslide - 07-30-2008
providencecrow Wrote:that's right, i got the most overplayed sportscenter remark of all time.ChampKind Wrote:"Lady In Red"- Chris DeBurgh
Winner winner, chicken dinner.
The worst songs in the history of ever - m00t - 07-30-2008
ipowrie Wrote:Smells Like Teen Spirit- NirvanaBest be trollin.
Silly Love Song- Paul McCartney
Pour Some Sugar on Me- Def Leppard
Nobody's said Insane Clown Posse yet? Anything of their's sucks so hard, a black hole is serious competition.
Also, anybody into this kind of music? (I, very guiltily, am.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq3UTW-tZ1g
I've seen a group of 30 people dancing like this, half of which were guys. I've never participated, for fear of...well, looking very stupid and gay.
The worst songs in the history of ever - smokejacklandslide - 07-31-2008
got a few more for the shit heap:
"Buy You a Drank"- T-pain, but it is funny when spoken by a white guy
"Heaven Can Wait"- Iron Maiden, maiden is badass, but this song is just so stereotypical metal...
"Never Gonna Give you up"-Rick Astley, you're white...get the picture
"MMM MMM MMM"-Crash Test Dummies
"Let Me Tickle Your Fancy"- Jermaine Jackson with Devo, that's just wrong.
The worst songs in the history of ever - scooterfanatic - 08-01-2008
What's that country song that's about "Honey-tonk badonkadonk"?
Yeah, that one.
The worst songs in the history of ever - Mad Dog - 08-01-2008
I'm to sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt, soooo sexy it HURTS!!!AAAAHHHHH Barf
The worst songs in the history of ever - Mad Dog - 08-01-2008
Oh and lets not forget the classic "Don't tell my Heart, My Achy Breaky Heart"
The worst songs in the history of ever - Queenie - 08-01-2008
Mad Dog Wrote:Oh and lets not forget the classic "Don't tell my Heart, My Achy Breaky Heart"
Thanks to you . . .I get to see Miley on my ad banners now. As if I don't see enough of her little ass anyway. Way to go jerk!
The worst songs in the history of ever - Mad Dog - 08-01-2008
Queenie Wrote:Mad Dog Wrote:Oh and lets not forget the classic "Don't tell my Heart, My Achy Breaky Heart"
Thanks to you . . .I get to see Miley on my ad banners now. As if I don't see enough of her little ass anyway. Way to go jerk!
Huh?? who is Miley and why don't you want to see her little ass and why does that make me a jerk? ???
The worst songs in the history of ever - dingdongyo - 08-01-2008
Mad Dog Wrote:Queenie Wrote:Thanks to you . . .I get to see Miley on my ad banners now. As if I don't see enough of her little ass anyway. Way to go jerk!
Huh?? who is Miley and why don't you want to see her little ass and why does that make me a jerk? ???
miley cyrus is billy ray cyrus' kid with a show on disney called hannah montana where she plays a country singer. she's been on real tours under that name. she's like an icon to little girls, although i don't know why, because she's not that cute and she sounds like a dude.
The worst songs in the history of ever - brytn - 08-01-2008
dingdongyo Wrote:Mad Dog Wrote:Huh?? who is Miley and why don't you want to see her little ass and why does that make me a jerk? ???
miley cyrus is billy ray cyrus' kid with a show on disney called hannah montana where she plays a country singer. she's been on real tours under that name. she's like an icon to little girls, although i don't know why, because she's not that cute and she sounds like a dude.
C'mon Dog, my kids love her. She is cute (not in that Freebeer child molester way) and she can actually play a guitar and sing. Sure her father is cashing in on her but, Achy Breaky Heart can only take you so far. Anyway, I have taken up for Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana far too much. But, she is much better than most of the crap that Disney tries to put out there for my kids.
The worst songs in the history of ever - Mad Dog - 08-02-2008
So if I didn't know Miley Cyrus existed and I've never actually watched Hanna Montana does suggesting Achy Breaky heart still make me a jerk?
The worst songs in the history of ever - fistor!@# - 08-02-2008
Mad Dog Wrote:So if I didn't know Miley Cyrus existed and I've never actually watched Hanna Montana does suggesting Achy Breaky heart still make me a jerk?
No. It makes you unable to get the joke. No one thinks you're a jerk.
The worst songs in the history of ever - plungerhand - 08-02-2008
Miley Cyrus/ Hanna Montana is a disease. Throw in a little High School and you have a full blown plague. It starts with a "cute" TV show or movies, and ends up with a full line of merchandising ( that most parents of these sheep, can't afford). Who would spend over a $1000.00 for a effin' concert??? Elvis could come back and open for Jesus and I wouldn't part with my hard earned. And who is fortunate to of have never of that crap? She's on TV,internet and her face is all over every department store.
The worst songs in the history of ever - Queenie - 08-02-2008
Mad Dog Wrote:So if I didn't know Miley Cyrus existed and I've never actually watched Hanna Montana does suggesting Achy Breaky heart still make me a jerk?
Did you not see the
after my post. Lighten up . . .if I give you a +1 will you get over yourself?? 
The worst songs in the history of ever - Queenie - 08-02-2008
jus' P Wrote:Miley Cyrus/ Hanna Montana is a disease. Throw in a little High School and you have a full blown plague. It starts with a "cute" TV show or movies, and ends up with a full line of merchandising ( that most parents of these sheep, can't afford). Who would spend over a $1000.00 for a effin' concert??? Elvis could come back and open for Jesus and I wouldn't part with my hard earned. And who is fortunate to of have never of that crap? She's on TV,internet and her face is all over every department store.
Don't forget the partially nude picture of her and her daddy in Vanity Fair . . . sicko!
The worst songs in the history of ever - Queenie - 08-02-2008
AND . . .my 12 year daughter told me a couple of days ago that Playboy has accepted her request to be in their magazine, but they won't do it until she is 18. What the eff!!
The worst songs in the history of ever - Mad Dog - 08-02-2008
Queenie Wrote:Mad Dog Wrote:So if I didn't know Miley Cyrus existed and I've never actually watched Hanna Montana does suggesting Achy Breaky heart still make me a jerk?
Did you not see the
Ok I'm over myself now, thanks for putting me in my place. One, please mam my I have another?
The worst songs in the history of ever - Queenie - 08-02-2008
Mad Dog Wrote:Queenie Wrote:Did you not see the
Ok I'm over myself now, thanks for putting me in my place. One, please mam my I have another?
Okay . . if it makes you happy!!
and just for the record . . . you spell mam like ma'am!!
The worst songs in the history of ever - jaydethespaz - 08-02-2008
dingdongyo Wrote:Allyson Wrote:Most of today's hip hop totally blows.
Soulja Boy - Crank That
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LpocrqvP2Yg
Lil Wayne - Lollipop
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JIG1Vr0h_aE
There are more, but you get the point. Don't these guys have anything semi-intelligent to say?
a lot of songs that sound great have stupid lyrics (for example, every one of kid rock's hits)... but that stupid friggin' soulja boy line dance is the most irritating thing to watch since the macarena.
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oh yeah, bad songs. i can't remember what it was called, but the "band" was eiffel 65. that should be enough. i think they only played one.
It was called "Blue"
I'm blue and dahboo dee dahboo die, dahboo dee dahboo die!
God that song sucked
The worst songs in the history of ever - Mad Dog - 08-02-2008
Queenie Wrote:Mad Dog Wrote:Ok I'm over myself now, thanks for putting me in my place. One, please mam my I have another?
Okay . . if it makes you happy!!
and just for the record . . . you spell mam like ma'am!!
I'm starting to like the beating. Two ma'am and may I have another?
The worst songs in the history of ever - dagwood - 08-03-2008
Fistor Wrote:Slaughter - Up All Night
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0JJXy2pKy7A
Same as above. Mark Slaughter looooved to climb the scales, as if he believed the higher the falsetto, the harder he rocked. I seriously wanted this guy to accidentally fall into a vat of acid.
If you ever met him, you would change your mind about that.
Nice guy with ZERO ego...
The worst songs in the history of ever - fistor!@# - 08-04-2008
dagwood Wrote:Fistor Wrote:Slaughter - Up All Night
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0JJXy2pKy7A
Same as above. Mark Slaughter looooved to climb the scales, as if he believed the higher the falsetto, the harder he rocked. I seriously wanted this guy to accidentally fall into a vat of acid.
If you ever met him, you would change your mind about that.
Nice guy with ZERO ego...
It had nothing to do with niceness. It had everything to do with wicked sweet rockin'.
For the record, I don't really want Mark Slaughter to fall into a vat of acid. That was for comic relief. I'm sure he's a nice guy. he just so happened to have a voice that stabbed me between the eyes not unlike an ice pick or what have you.
The worst songs in the history of ever - Mad Dog - 08-04-2008
Hope this one does'nt piss too many people off but I think you can add that damned "Brass Monkey" song by the Bestality Boys. I hate that effen song. To add insult to injury GRD plays it at least once EVERY afternoon
The worst songs in the history of ever - fistor!@# - 08-06-2008
Mad Dog Wrote:Hope this one does'nt piss too many people off but I think you can add that damned "Brass Monkey" song by the Bestality Boys. I hate that effen song. To add insult to injury GRD plays it at least once EVERY afternoon
It's like I don't even know you anymore.
The worst songs in the history of ever - joesschwantz - 08-07-2008
I didn't see anyone mention this song:
Cotton Eye Joe by Rednex.
This whole band needs to die in a fire.
The worst songs in the history of ever - Titan! - 08-12-2008
Joe's Schwantz Wrote:I didn't see anyone mention this song:
Cotton Eye Joe by Rednex.
This whole band needs to die in a fire.
HEY ! F YOU !
That song is on my Ipod hot rocking energy mix !
Kiss my A with both hands minger.
The worst songs in the history of ever - peachs - 08-12-2008
whatever my neighbor is listening to way loudly right now... shit, its like 11:30 at night, I'm about to go knock on her door honestly...
The worst songs in the history of ever - dino - 08-13-2008
Peachs Wrote:whatever my neighbor is listening to way loudly right now... shit, its like 11:30 at night, I'm about to go knock on her door honestly...Did ya go kick his ass peachs?
The worst songs in the history of ever - mikefromphilly - 08-13-2008
"Blame it on the rain" Milli Vanilli
The worst songs in the history of ever - fistor!@# - 08-14-2008
Titan ! Wrote:Joe's Schwantz Wrote:I didn't see anyone mention this song:
Cotton Eye Joe by Rednex.
This whole band needs to die in a fire.
HEY ! F YOU !
That song is on my Ipod hot rocking energy mix !
Kiss my A with both hands minger.
He likes Cotton Eyed Joe and hates Seinfeld.
It's all coming together now.
The worst songs in the history of ever - Titan! - 08-14-2008
Fistor Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:HEY ! F YOU !
That song is on my Ipod hot rocking energy mix !
Kiss my A with both hands minger.
He likes Cotton Eyed Joe and hates Seinfeld.
It's all coming together now.
You forgot to add male gymnasts.
The worst songs in the history of ever - fustercluck - 08-19-2008
Remember this one from Lost in Translation?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4yndU6NqUE
The worst songs in the history of ever - smokejacklandslide - 09-04-2008
here's five more really shitty ones:
"Hanging By A Moment"- Lifehouse
"Never Say Goodbye"- Bon Jovi
"Sk8r Boi"- Avril Lavigne, not only does the music suck, learn to spell ugly bitch.
"Creep"-Radiohead
"Viva Las Vegas"-ZZ Top.. The Elvis Original is awesome, but the ZZ Top one adds shitty synths and barely intelligible lyrics. damnit guys you're better than that.