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Re: Ask Howie - Howie Feltersnatch - 06-10-2009
Mad Dog Wrote:Dear Dr. Snatch,
I looked at my back in a mirror the other day and noticed a patch of crazy back hair that wasn't there a year ago and now I'm getting self conscience. WTF?? What should I do?
Is the grey hair on your ass? :wtf:
Re: Ask Howie - Mad Dog - 06-10-2009
I didn't look at my ass, I'll check.
Re: Ask Howie - Wiener Poopie - 06-12-2009
What kind of cereal is this?
![[Image: cerealBugEyes1165830634906.gif]](http://gorehole.org/dinoaids/gifMess/cerealBugEyes1165830634906.gif)
Re: Ask Howie - Biff - 06-12-2009
Wiener Poopie Wrote:What kind of cereal is this?
![[Image: Jackson_popcorn.gif]](http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd264/thebitterlegion/Macros/Gifs/Jackson_popcorn.gif)
Re: Ask Howie - Wiener Poopie - 06-12-2009
If you eat it you turn into a white pedophile…so I hear…
Re: Ask Howie - 0rz0ski - 06-12-2009
:clap: :clap: WEINER POOPIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU LIVE!!!!!! :o :thumbup: :thumbup:
Re: Ask Howie - Philly Mike - 06-12-2009
holy shit... he returns ... Welcome back, or to better quote you at one point
![[Image: d_2219.jpg]](http://www.installerstore.com/imgs/d_2219.jpg)
Now.
![[Image: weinerpoopie.jpg]](http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj306/haikuof8bit/weinerpoopie.jpg)
and show people that I am not the only retard that uses pics in over half the posts.
Re: Ask Howie - Wiener Poopie - 06-19-2009
If guys get morning wood do girls get morning dew?
Re: Ask Howie - Howie Feltersnatch - 06-19-2009
Wiener Poopie Wrote:If guys get morning wood do girls get morning dew?
No, and the sandman makes sure of it...if you catch my drift
Re: Ask Howie - 0rz0ski - 06-24-2009
Dear Howie,
Are you dead?
Concerned in GR
Re: Ask Howie - Biff - 06-24-2009
0rz0ski Wrote:Dear Howie,
Are you dead?
Concerned in GR
Substituting for Howie: He's on vacation and doesn't have high speed Internet in the boonies.
Re: Ask Howie - 0rz0ski - 08-19-2009
Dear Howard,
Why does chatbot hate you?
Chatbot Fan in GR
Re: Ask Howie - Howie Feltersnatch - 08-19-2009
0rz0ski Wrote:Dear Howard,
Why does chatbot hate you?
Chatbot Fan in GR
Dear ChatBot Kiss Ass,
Your good friend AssBot is a fuck face. I wish he had never been artificially created in a lab. He's a dick.
Sincerely,
Howie
Re: Ask Howie - 0rz0ski - 08-19-2009
dear daday why do yo say bad wordz luv yor kids we luv yo daday plees stop hiting us
Your kids asked me to pass this along.
Re: Ask Howie - Howie Feltersnatch - 08-20-2009
0rz0ski Wrote:dear daday why do yo say bad wordz luv yor kids we luv yo daday plees stop hiting us
Your kids asked me to pass this along.
Shut up and eat your meat. How can you have any pudding if you don't finish your meat?
Re: Ask Howie - Wiener Poopie - 08-20-2009
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:0rz0ski Wrote:dear daday why do yo say bad wordz luv yor kids we luv yo daday plees stop hiting us
Your kids asked me to pass this along.
Shut up and eat your meat. How can you have any pudding if you don't finish your meat?
Bread and water is not bread pudding!
Re: Ask Howie - Howie Feltersnatch - 08-20-2009
it is if you get the right ratio of water:bread
Re: Ask Howie - Wiener Poopie - 08-20-2009
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:it is if you get the right ratio of water:bread
(And forget 80% of the ingredients)
2 cups whole milk (or 2 cups half & half)
1/4 cup butter
2/3 cup sugar (white or brown, depending on taste preference)
3 eggs
2 teaspoons cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
3 cups bread, torn into small pieces (french bread works best)
1/2 cup raisins (optional)
Re: Ask Howie - 0rz0ski - 08-20-2009
Dear Howie,
How come your brother is a nicer guy than you are? You've never given your fans a bread pudding recipie.
nicole in GR
Re: Ask Howie - Howie Feltersnatch - 08-20-2009
0rz0ski Wrote:Dear Howie,
How come your brother is a nicer guy than you are? You've never given your fans a bread pudding recipie.
nicole in GR
Warning:
whenever poopie makes food for his 'fans' he adds special sauce.
Eat up fanboys!
Re: Ask Howie - 0rz0ski - 08-20-2009
Dear Dickface,
Are you trying to get the show to hate us?
You're an assturd.
Re: Ask Howie - Howie Feltersnatch - 08-20-2009
steev Wrote:hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha.
That's all.
-steve
Scuba Steev clearly hates me for it.
Re: Ask Howie - potthole - 08-20-2009
Dear Howie,
How does it feel to have a sense of humor that is grossly misunderstood?
Re: Ask Howie - Howie Feltersnatch - 08-20-2009
potthole Wrote:Dear Howie,
How does it feel to have a sense of humor that is grossly misunderstood?
it's better in person....
Re: Ask Howie - 0rz0ski - 08-20-2009
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:potthole Wrote:Dear Howie,
How does it feel to have a sense of humor that is grossly misunderstood?
it's better in person....
![[Image: its-a-trap.jpg]](http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/its-a-trap.jpg)
Re: Ask Howie - Titan! - 09-01-2009
Dear Howie.
Will you ever forgive me ?
Re: Ask Howie - Howie Feltersnatch - 09-01-2009
Titan! Wrote:Dear Howie.
Will you ever forgive me ?
![[Image: gudbook2.jpg]](http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/8922/gudbook2.jpg)
Re: Ask Howie - potthole - 09-01-2009
Dear Howie,
Will doktor ever leave for good?
Re: Ask Howie - boaz - 09-01-2009
Dear Howie,
How do I deal with the mongoloids I have to work with every day? (without going to jail)
Re: Ask Howie - Titan! - 09-02-2009
Dear Howie.
What is the meaning of Phi ?
Re: Ask Howie - Howie Feltersnatch - 09-02-2009
potthole Wrote:Dear Howie,
Will doktor ever leave for good?
Probably not, I tried blasting him with Troll Spray but it didn't work. Maybe we should try Trolla-nella candles, or not wear WoW shirts.
Re: Ask Howie - Howie Feltersnatch - 09-02-2009
boaz Wrote:Dear Howie,
How do I deal with the mongoloids I have to work with every day? (without going to jail)
Act bizzar so that they are afraid to interact with you.
Put mosquito netting around your cube
memo checks as 'for weed' or 'for sex'
give people weird nicnames
Re: Ask Howie - Howie Feltersnatch - 09-02-2009
Titan! Wrote:Dear Howie.
What is the meaning of Phi ?
<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.holyconspiracy.com/archives/phi.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.holyconspiracy.com/archives/phi.htm</a><!-- m -->
Re: Ask Howie - Allyson - 09-02-2009
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Titan! Wrote:Dear Howie.
What is the meaning of Phi ?
<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.holyconspiracy.com/archives/phi.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.holyconspiracy.com/archives/phi.htm</a><!-- m -->
<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.miqel.com/fractals_math_patterns/visual-math-phi-golden.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.miqel.com/fractals_math_patt ... olden.html</a><!-- m -->
Re: Ask Howie - Howie Feltersnatch - 09-02-2009
Allyson Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Titan! Wrote:Dear Howie.
What is the meaning of Phi ?
<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.holyconspiracy.com/archives/phi.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.holyconspiracy.com/archives/phi.htm</a><!-- m -->
<!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.miqel.com/fractals_math_patterns/visual-math-phi-golden.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.miqel.com/fractals_math_patt ... olden.html</a><!-- m -->
is there a phi in porno link?
Re: Ask Howie - Titan! - 09-03-2009
Dear Howie.
Wow, thanks to you and Ally for help with Phi.
Re: Ask Howie - Titan! - 11-18-2009
Dear Howie...
Why the fuck haven't you logged in in the last 3 weeks.
Seriously you're a fucking moderator here, you are expected to log in at least once a day or else give up your moderator status.
Don't give me any shit about not having internet access at work, that's a weak ass gay fucking excuse.
Sign on fucktard,
sincerly,
Your pal,
Titan
Re: Ask Howie - Biff - 11-18-2009
![[Image: internet-serious-business-cat-thumb.jpg]](http://ramblingrhodes.mu.nu/archives/internet-serious-business-cat-thumb.jpg)
Re: Ask Howie - krystal - 11-18-2009
That cat is looking into my soul. Seriously. Creepiest. Cat. Ever.
Re: Ask Howie - potthole - 11-18-2009
Hey, Biff, I never knew we had to meet minimum requirements to be a Mod, did you forget to post the Federally mandated "Internet Mod Requirements" worksheets in the breakroom?