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Alphabet - Categories game - Titan! - 10-15-2008
Would you hand me that bottle? The Dr says I should put some of the creme on in order to avoid spreading the rash.
Alphabet - Categories game - agentsmith - 10-15-2008
X rated porn is my specialty
Alphabet - Categories game - Biff - 10-15-2008
Titan:
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Thanks
Alphabet - Categories game - Queenie - 10-15-2008
Admin Wrote:Titan:
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Thanks
*snicker
Alphabet - Categories game - fetusfacedwindbag - 10-15-2008
Admin Wrote:Unveil the glowing dong!
Vagtastic Voyage!! Yes, that is what I said the name of the porn I'm making right now is! Why? Did you change your mind? .... or did I even ask you?
Alphabet - Categories game - Rock Monster - 10-15-2008
You already have HIV, right?
and I'll add V just to set it straight...
VD.... Nooooo it's not contagious....... I don't think.
Alphabet - Categories game - fistor!@# - 10-15-2008
Zippity Doo Dah!!! My crank feels like popcorn!!!!
Alphabet - Categories game - fistor!@# - 10-15-2008
Letters you might find in a bowl of alphabet soup.
A
Alphabet - Categories game - Queenie - 10-15-2008
B
Alphabet - Categories game - fistor!@# - 10-15-2008
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Things you can say to the waiter while on a blind date to impress the lady.
Away with this soup. It displeases me.
Alphabet - Categories game - Queenie - 10-15-2008
Before we order, would you like to choose the wine?
Alphabet - Categories game - mikefromphilly - 10-15-2008
Cocksucker I said I wanted this steak rare, get the manager over here now!!!!
Alphabet - Categories game - agentsmith - 10-15-2008
Dare I say the lady (*gestures accross table) ought order first? (*winks with knowing smile)
((pretend these letters are white)--> I'm a real hit with the ladies
)
Alphabet - Categories game - Biff - 10-16-2008
Don't think twice. It's understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself.
Alphabet - Categories game - Rock Monster - 10-16-2008
Do you want to see my 12" wang?
Alphabet - Categories game - agentsmith - 10-16-2008
Rock Monster Wrote:Do you want to see my 12" wang?You would say that to the waiter?
Alphabet - Categories game - Queenie - 10-16-2008
Eight Thousand Dollars a bottle? Not a problem. Bring two bottles.
Alphabet - Categories game - agentsmith - 10-16-2008
Frank, bring the violin quartet and massage my date's feet.
Alphabet - Categories game - Rock Monster - 10-16-2008
Dr. Stupid Wrote:Rock Monster Wrote:Do you want to see my 12" wang?You would say that to the waiter?
If I had a 12" wang, I'd probably say it to EVERYONE!!
Alphabet - Categories game - Rock Monster - 10-16-2008
Get me a bottle of your finest wine, and a couple of candles.
Alphabet - Categories game - agentsmith - 10-16-2008
Hey bitch! (to waitress, obviously) Come over here! Stand and deliver! [/carl]
Alphabet - Categories game - fetusfacedwindbag - 10-16-2008
I'll take the check, and I'll be paying cash because my credit is screwed up, I have seven kids and I don't want my wife to be able to track this $200 meal back to me.....
Alphabet - Categories game - fetusfacedwindbag - 10-16-2008
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:I'll take the check, and I'll be paying cash because my credit is screwed up, I have seven kids and I don't want my wife to be able to track this $200 meal back to me.....
I think fetus missed the point...yeahhhh....don't tell him he's slow, it might hurt his feelings. He might just need another hot pocket....
- In the whisper voice of Jim Gaffigan
Alphabet - Categories game - fistor!@# - 10-16-2008
Just a minute, garcon. I believe the ladyfriend was about to compliment my sweet pencil-thin mustache.
Alphabet - Categories game - fetusfacedwindbag - 10-16-2008
Kleenex! Yes you heard me! Kleenex! The beautiful lady has had a little too much fun with me under the table, and I couldn't help but to produce.....
(Ok. I'll wait until the next subject to add any more....Apparently, I'm not so keen on manners with the ladies at dinner)
Alphabet - Categories game - fistor!@# - 10-16-2008
Lou, the wine menu, toot sweet. Your name isn't Lou? So the Eff what. Wine menu. Now.
Alphabet - Categories game - fistor!@# - 10-16-2008
Mignon. That's a funny word when you think about it. What does it mean, Lou? Don't answer that. I know what it means. It means I'll put a foot in your ass if you don't make with the wine menu right this second.
Alphabet - Categories game - airhornahole - 10-16-2008
Nothing for her. She will be eating something else later.
Alphabet - Categories game - Queenie - 10-16-2008
Oh Henri!! Get the lady another drink please sir.
Alphabet - Categories game - Biff - 10-16-2008
Pour some sugar on me.
Alphabet - Categories game - fistor!@# - 10-16-2008
Quid pro quo, waiter? No, I have no idea what that means. Something to do with squid. Calamari for everyone. And by everyone I mean just us. And by just us I mean her. Squid is Effing disgusting.
Alphabet - Categories game - Biff - 10-16-2008
Remove those snails from her plate immediately. You'd think in a fancy place like this we wouldn't have to tolerate snails on the plate.
Alphabet - Categories game - fistor!@# - 10-16-2008
Seafood? AAAAAAAAAH. Get it? SEE-FOOD? Laugh. Because it's funny. Laugh or I'll buy this place and fire you. That's better. Now go away.
Alphabet - Categories game - dino - 10-16-2008
Tell me how my taint look....cause she's going to be seeing later and I want to make sure it's nice.
Alphabet - Categories game - fistor!@# - 10-16-2008
Under the table is your tip. BAM, kick to the face. That's how I roll, homey. Now you're bleeding on my shoe. Leave.
Alphabet - Categories game - agentsmith - 10-16-2008
Vag? <--(what a great waiter name) Fetch me a beer and a roofie colad
Alphabet - Categories game - mikefromphilly - 10-16-2008
Waiter could you please give lady everything she asks for and I do mean everything *wink*
Alphabet - Categories game - Biff - 10-16-2008
Xenophobia is a dish best served cold.
Alphabet - Categories game - mikefromphilly - 10-16-2008
yeah......I want some steak...yeah.....for my tummy party....yeah........
Alphabet - Categories game - Titan! - 10-17-2008
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz your restaurant is boring.
NEW TOPIC !
Things Becky might say on a first date.