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FBHWs next mandatory topic of discussion... - fistor!@# - 08-19-2008

http://www.frakincool.com/pictures/ginos-love-spray-tan/

Holy crap. Please, please, PLEASE tell me someone on this board resembles these jack-o-lantern looking douches....

FBHWs next mandatory topic of discussion... - Allyson - 08-19-2008

Am one? No. Know them? Yes.

I especially love the guy wearing the womens sweater who has the same facial expression at all times. It looks like blue steel gone retarded.

FBHWs next mandatory topic of discussion... - fistor!@# - 08-19-2008

Allyson Wrote:Know them? Yes.

Please attempt explain this phenomena in douchebaggery. Did someone one day wake up and decide to try to create the most homo-rific image in history? I can't imagine how much cologne they must bathe in, either.

FBHWs next mandatory topic of discussion... - plungerhand - 08-19-2008

ahhh, to be young and retarded again...(ok, I still am. But at least I have sense enough to let someone else dress me..)

FBHWs next mandatory topic of discussion... - airhornahole - 08-19-2008

That is eff'n hilarious. When I see losers like that, I tell my daughter, "I will no longer be your father if you bring home anyone who looks as stupid as that."

The good thing is that her reply is, "He looks like an idiot."

FBHWs next mandatory topic of discussion... - Allyson - 08-19-2008

I honestly don't understand it myself. Being a Jersey girl I see these bros every weekend. Guidos we call them. It used to be tough guys who wanted to pretend they were in the mafia, but now it's transforming into a weird form of metrosexual. I avoid these people at all costs.

FBHWs next mandatory topic of discussion... - Queenie - 08-19-2008

3 words . . . gay, gay, gay!!

FBHWs next mandatory topic of discussion... - airhornahole - 08-19-2008

What's sad is that the girls these clowns were with look normal. What is in their heads???

FBHWs next mandatory topic of discussion... - Wiener Poopie - 08-19-2008

On a related note:

[flash=350,287]http://www.youtube.com/v/4JMOh-cul6M&hl=en[/flash]
One of my favorite vids.

FBHWs next mandatory topic of discussion... - fistor!@# - 08-19-2008

I just can't wrap my brain around it. Is orange spray tan and pink lipstick super-expensive or something? That would be the only thing that could possibly explain it.

I mean, look at that!

[Image: gino12.jpg]

LOOK at that!!@#

FBHWs next mandatory topic of discussion... - fistor!@# - 08-19-2008

Two words: JOE FACKING STUNT.

FBHWs next mandatory topic of discussion... - Titan! - 08-19-2008

Fistor Wrote:
Allyson Wrote:Know them? Yes.

Please attempt explain this phenomena in douchebaggery. Did someone one day wake up and decide to try to create the most homo-rific image in history? I can't imagine how much cologne they must bathe in, either.


Fistor Wrote:Two words: JOE FACKING STUNT.

I'm not sure it's really fair to call this homo-rific, most gay guys I know, are much more aware of how to dress and be presentable in public.

However, yes, Joe Stunt all the way.

FBHWs next mandatory topic of discussion... - Rock Monster - 08-19-2008

Titan ! Wrote:
Fistor Wrote:Please attempt explain this phenomena in douchebaggery. Did someone one day wake up and decide to try to create the most homo-rific image in history? I can't imagine how much cologne they must bathe in, either.


Fistor Wrote:Two words: JOE FACKING STUNT.

I'm not sure it's really fair to call this homo-rific, most gay guys I know, are much more aware of how to dress and be presentable in public.

However, yes, Joe Stunt all the way.

So, you dress well then?

FBHWs next mandatory topic of discussion... - dingdongyo - 08-19-2008

Fistor Wrote:I just can't wrap my brain around it. Is orange spray tan and pink lipstick super-expensive or something? That would be the only thing that could possibly explain it.

I mean, look at that!

[Image: gino12.jpg]

LOOK at that!!@#

maybe he was thinking, "just a few more coats, and i could pass for tracy morgan"?

FBHWs next mandatory topic of discussion... - lovegrenade - 08-19-2008

Most of these photos have been circulating around for some time now, and I can honestly say that I have never hated people this much, just from seeing their photos. These Oompa-loompa looking m-fers make me want to punch a baby...

FBHWs next mandatory topic of discussion... - sluttynurse - 08-19-2008

lovegrenade Wrote:Most of these photos have been circulating around for some time now, and I can honestly say that I have never hated people this much, just from seeing their photos. These Oompa-loompa looking m-fers make me want to punch a baby...

Ha ha. Oopma loompa is a perfect description. Nice. Don't punch a baby, though. Smile

FBHWs next mandatory topic of discussion... - airhornahole - 08-19-2008

sluttynurse Wrote:
lovegrenade Wrote:Most of these photos have been circulating around for some time now, and I can honestly say that I have never hated people this much, just from seeing their photos. These Oompa-loompa looking m-fers make me want to punch a baby...

Ha ha. Oopma loompa is a perfect description. Nice. Don't punch a baby, though. Smile

If it's a Gino baby, punch it. End the the DNA line now!!

FBHWs next mandatory topic of discussion... - mainerliser - 08-19-2008

airhornahole Wrote:
sluttynurse Wrote:Ha ha. Oopma loompa is a perfect description. Nice. Don't punch a baby, though. Smile

If it's a Gino baby, punch it. End the the DNA line now!!

+1 ;D ;D

FBHWs next mandatory topic of discussion... - uhohspagettio - 08-19-2008

Allyson Wrote:Am one? No. Know them? Yes.

I especially love the guy wearing the womens sweater who has the same facial expression at all times. It looks like blue steel gone retarded.
Awesome Zoolander reference. I would have to say it looks more like a Magnum look though! Retarded none the less

FBHWs next mandatory topic of discussion... - potthole - 08-19-2008

This is why I hate people.

FBHWs next mandatory topic of discussion... - fistor!@# - 08-20-2008

Bump.

I think the Joe Orange Face challenge has merit. First, Joe has to spike his hair with a substance of the fellas' making (fetch, mayonnaise, egg whites, glue, etc.). Then he gets sprayed down with perma-bro spray tan (just the face, though, anything below the jaw line remains his original pastiness). Then he dons the latest in fashionable jump suits and cubic zirconia clip-on earrings, bathes in a cologne solution which is again, concocted by the fellas (Old Spice, Hai Karate, Scope, etc.), and sets out to pick up chicks at the bus stop.

The Blue Tooth headset will truly cap off the ensemble beautifully.

FBHWs next mandatory topic of discussion... - Rock Monster - 08-21-2008

Does Michael Phelps belong with this group? (from FBHW.com, best week ever link)


[Image: phelpsdouche1.jpg]

FBHWs next mandatory topic of discussion... - Wiener Poopie - 08-21-2008

Rock Monster Wrote:Does Michael Phelps belong with this group? (from FBHW.com, best week ever link)

Yes

FBHWs next mandatory topic of discussion... - Biff - 08-21-2008

If you had his abs and a hot chick like that asked you to see them would you say no? Douchebag or not, dude is pulling hot trim.

FBHWs next mandatory topic of discussion... - plungerhand - 08-21-2008

potthole Wrote:This is why I hate people.


You too? For a while I thought I was alone...

FBHWs next mandatory topic of discussion... - Rock Monster - 08-21-2008

Admin Wrote:If you had his abs and a hot chick like that asked you to see them would you say no? Douchebag or not, dude is pulling hot trim.

There's no way I'd say no. Hell, I'd stand there in the buff for her.... but look at his damn hair! WTF?

FBHWs next mandatory topic of discussion... - plungerhand - 08-21-2008

Rock Monster Wrote:
Admin Wrote:If you had his abs and a hot chick like that asked you to see them would you say no? Douchebag or not, dude is pulling hot trim.

There's no way I'd say no. Hell, I'd stand there in the buff for her.... but look at his damn hair! WTF?

In a week or two when the endorsment checks start rollin' in, he'll have a "handler", and his whole image will change. Douchbag makeover

FBHWs next mandatory topic of discussion... - uhohspagettio - 08-24-2008

Someone help! I'm heading to their side!

FBHWs next mandatory topic of discussion... - airhornahole - 08-25-2008

wingospagettio Wrote:Someone help! I'm heading to their side!

It's too late. We just have to shoot you.

FBHWs next mandatory topic of discussion... - upperdeckercourt - 08-25-2008

Looks like I'm late to the party. Why are they called Ginos?

By the way Weiner Poopie, great vid!

FBHWs next mandatory topic of discussion... - vino - 08-26-2008

Fistor Wrote:http://www.frakincool.com/pictures/ginos-love-spray-tan/

>Holy crap. Please, please, PLEASE tell me someone on this board resembles these jack-o-lantern looking douches....

The Gino's look awsome! I want to start a Gino movement here in Nashville. I got my Tan-In-A-Bottle. Just look for the orange faced guy on 2nd Ave with all the hot chicks. ;D

FBHWs next mandatory topic of discussion... - Mad Dog - 08-26-2008

If that is all it takes to bag hot chicks....I think I'm heading out to buy some Liquid Sun!

FBHWs next mandatory topic of discussion... - uhohspagettio - 08-26-2008

Devilmaker Wrote:Looks like I'm late to the party. Why are they called Ginos?

By the way Weiner Poopie, great vid!
Look up Gino in urbandictionary.com. I'd provide a link, but I'm busy putting on pink lipstick and practising my kissy face.

FBHWs next mandatory topic of discussion... - vino - 08-27-2008

Mad Dog Wrote:If that is all it takes to bag hot chicks....I think I'm heading out to buy some Liquid Sun!

Well then, prepare to lay lots of pipe my good Gino. Pucker up and spray it on! 8-)

FBHWs next mandatory topic of discussion... - mayorofawesometown - 08-28-2008

God. I can't believe there are people in the world who want a tan and decide to get the Hulk Hogan.

FBHWs next mandatory topic of discussion... - Mad Dog - 08-28-2008

A 41 year old Midwestner with an orange face wouldn't look douchy at all. I'm getting prepared to lay pipe!!