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Wipe Your Azz - turkeyface - 06-19-2008
I know pretty gross, but this has come up a few times on the show and everyone seems to do it diffrent.
Free Beer - Stands up and wipes down.
Producer Joe - Sits down and wipes both up and down.
Hot Wings - Sits down and wipes both up and down.
Zane - Sits down and wipes down.
Let's settle this! Who's doing it right???
Pick sit or stand then choose your wiping direction.
Wipe Your Azz - dman99 - 06-19-2008
Standing up a wiping is just crazy to me, I don't get it.
Wipe Your Azz - turkeyface - 06-19-2008
It's a case-by-case decision for me usually weather I stand, sit or even both... haha
Wipe Your Azz - residentialevil - 06-19-2008
Why in the world would you stand up to wipe your ass?
Wipe Your Azz - Wiener Poopie - 06-19-2008
wiping down? dont that get your nuts stinky?
Wipe Your Azz - turkeyface - 06-19-2008
![[Image: toliet.jpg]](http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e52/Funny_cooker/toliet.jpg)
This is how i ROLL!
Wipe Your Azz - mainerliser - 06-19-2008
residentialevil Wrote:Why in the world would you stand up to wipe your ass?
Exactly!!!! Your buttcheeks are too close together!!!!!!!!!!!
:-X
Wipe Your Azz - zig - 06-19-2008
I lean to one side so that I'm only on one butt cheek, but I still consider that sitting down. Standing up is madness. I also think a combo is the best way to go about wiping.
Wipe Your Azz - Wiener Poopie - 06-19-2008
Zig Wrote:I lean to one side so that I'm only on one butt cheek, but I still consider that sitting down. Standing up is madness. I also think a combo is the best way to go about wiping.
like a squat?
Wipe Your Azz - zig - 06-19-2008
No, my weight is still placed on the one butt cheek, so it's a lean rather than a squat.
Wipe Your Azz - denverdave - 06-19-2008
depends on how many ice cold miller lites ive consumed. is lying down an option?
Wipe Your Azz - breadboy09 - 06-19-2008
I think Zane mentioned he used the corkscrew technique.
Wipe Your Azz - turkeyface - 06-19-2008
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Wipe Your Azz - Biff - 06-19-2008
This was the one thing that I hoped and prayed that they would stop talking about. I don't care how you wipe your ass. You shouldn't care how I wipe mine.
Wipe Your Azz - turkeyface - 06-19-2008
Haha, I need to know!!!!!!!
Wipe Your Azz - Wiener Poopie - 06-19-2008
Admin Wrote:This was the one thing that I hoped and prayed that they would stop talking about. I don't care how you wipe your ass. You shouldn't care how I wipe mine.
i like my pants shity, so i dont wipe
Wipe Your Azz - zanesmoped - 06-19-2008
Wiping is overrated!