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10 Products Only Douchebags Buy - mayorofawesometown - 10-06-2008
I'm listening to the podcast now and I have to say I'm excited to hear the guys go over the list. I found that list yesterday and sent the link to them. It's pretty awesome to know that something I found was used for a segment.
I almost feel useful. (Don't burst my fragile bubble.)
10 Products Only Douchebags Buy - deuchebag - 10-06-2008
Any of us dudes guilty of having/using any of them? I'm in the clear (Despite my member name)
They forgot to add Pink Mens Shirts.
10 Products Only Douchebags Buy - slug - 10-06-2008
Hey deuchebag, I've seen the picture in your avatar a couple places before, what the hell is that?
10 Products Only Douchebags Buy - deuchebag - 10-06-2008
It's a puppet named Joshua by a photographer who does wierd pictures. The photographer is Charlie White, and this is from the series "Understanding Joshua" ~~Weird stuff
10 Products Only Douchebags Buy - dingdongyo - 10-06-2008
deuchebag Wrote:Any of us dudes guilty of having/using any of them?
i use the body spray. whichever is on sale, but if you call one douchey, they all are.
10 Products Only Douchebags Buy - deuchebag - 10-06-2008
dingdongyo Wrote:deuchebag Wrote:Any of us dudes guilty of having/using any of them?
i use the body spray. whichever is on sale, but if you call one douchey, they all are.
Well... crap. I am guilty then. I've never expected to get showered with women or anything when using it.
10 Products Only Douchebags Buy - siggy778 - 10-06-2008
where is the list online? I have the podcast but would rather see the list
10 Products Only Douchebags Buy - 0rz0ski - 10-06-2008
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/03/the_10_products_only_douchebags_buy.php
10 Products Only Douchebags Buy - uhohspagettio - 10-06-2008
Happy to say that I only have the Axe body spray and haven't used it in over a year. Am I a douche?
10 Products Only Douchebags Buy - deuchebag - 10-06-2008
Not so much... it's wearing off
10 Products Only Douchebags Buy - potthole - 10-07-2008
Happy to say that I don't qualify as a douche, at least not by those standards!
10 Products Only Douchebags Buy - airhornahole - 10-07-2008
All right!! I may be a dork, but at least I'm not a douche.
10 Products Only Douchebags Buy - fistor!@# - 10-07-2008
I didn't catch the second half of this list, but I was saying to myself "bluetooth headsets" over and over again in my car while listening to the first half. Glad to see it made #2, although I would argue it should be #1.
I guess I don't mind when I see a guy using a bluetooth headset when his hands are full or if he's driving or something. It's the assrods that use it when both hands are completely free that piss me off. Go to any airport to witness this behavior. These people only display this behavior when amongst large groups, so as to appear as important as humanly possible.
I was recently scrambling through the Minneapolis airport trying to find my gate. I had very little time between flights, and was operating on almost no sleep. I discovered I needed to hop a tram to get to the proper concourse, so I waited for one to arrive. While waiting, I couldn't help but notice this douchewad in a suit adopting the perfect "power pose" (arms crossed, feet shoulder width apart, eyes focused intently on the ground in front of him) nearly screaming into his bluedouche headset. Then I noticed an older gentleman similarly dressed standing right next to him, intent on what this guy was saying. Then I noticed the younger guy was "dressing down" a subordinate in front of his superior as loudly as possible, using as many corporate-speak words as he could. I instantly wanted to assault him. I focking hate ass-kissery of any sort, but when it's being carried out via bluedouche, I have to restrain myself.
10 Products Only Douchebags Buy - fullmetal - 10-07-2008
I think the ultimate douche bag product would be the Hummer.
10 Products Only Douchebags Buy - Biff - 10-07-2008
Fistor Wrote:I didn't catch the second half of this list, but I was saying to myself "bluetooth headsets" over and over again in my car while listening to the first half. Glad to see it made #2, although I would argue it should be #1.
QFT. I love bluetooth wearing douche at a sporting event.
If I have to bring my phone/bluetooth anywhere outside of my car I will wrap the ear piece around the button of my shirt in case I do need to use it.
10 Products Only Douchebags Buy - Torque - 10-07-2008
fullmetal Wrote:I think the ultimate douche bag product would be the Hummer.
Newer Hummers yes, real Hummers, no
10 Products Only Douchebags Buy - misterfive - 10-07-2008
I was sorry to hear that tennis visors, especially worn upside down/backward were not on the list.
And does anyone remember when even having a cellphone was douchey?
10 Products Only Douchebags Buy - xthexlanternx - 10-07-2008
This list was pretty disappointing. It could have been a lot better.
11. Any Lacoste polo-type shirt that is simply one solid color with the little gator. (double the douchery if the shirt is pink)
10 Products Only Douchebags Buy - born2bone - 10-07-2008
xthexlanternx Wrote:This list was pretty disappointing. It could have been a lot better.
11. Any Lacoste polo-type shirt that is simply one solid color with the little gator. (double the douchery if the shirt is pink)
thats kinda douchy that you know what they are called...
10 Products Only Douchebags Buy - lokizilla - 10-08-2008
Funny that my brother keeps like seven bottles of axe spray and body wash in my parents house at all times.
10 Products Only Douchebags Buy - mudroomdonna - 10-08-2008
Admin Wrote:Fistor Wrote:I didn't catch the second half of this list, but I was saying to myself "bluetooth headsets" over and over again in my car while listening to the first half. Glad to see it made #2, although I would argue it should be #1.
QFT. I love bluetooth wearing douche at a sporting event.
If I have to bring my phone/bluetooth anywhere outside of my car I will wrap the ear piece around the button of my shirt in case I do need to use it.
Those douchebags are called "bluetools".
10 Products Only Douchebags Buy - burnking - 10-08-2008
xthexlanternx Wrote:This list was pretty disappointing. It could have been a lot better.
11. Any Lacoste polo-type shirt that is simply one solid color with the little gator. (double the douchery if the shirt is pink)
I'm at work and I'm wearing khakis and a solid green polo, apparently I'm a douche. Who knew.
I would like to throw in people that buy those giant stickers to go on their car of what make the car is. Like so:
![[Image: car-lab-honda.jpg]](http://www.car-lab.co.il/Uploads/Editor/car-lab-honda.jpg)
10 Products Only Douchebags Buy - plungerhand - 10-08-2008
don't forget the " get r done", "fear this" or anything in Spanish...
10 Products Only Douchebags Buy - Howie Feltersnatch - 10-08-2008
jus' P Wrote:anything in Spanish...
My brother in law last name Thompson drives a dodge neon, purple, with Hannah Montana stickers smacked all over it.
Anyway he had in old english letters 'Thompsonez' put across his rear window.
10 Products Only Douchebags Buy - plungerhand - 10-08-2008
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:jus' P Wrote:anything in Spanish...
My brother in law last name Thompson drives a dodge neon, purple, with Hannah Montana stickers smacked all over it.
Anyway he had in old english letters 'Thompsonez' put across his rear window.
Although, that's funny...I just can't drive with anything written on my car. I joked about getting "Munstang" for a personalized plate...But couldn't do it. ( it's a play on my car and last name)
10 Products Only Douchebags Buy - Howie Feltersnatch - 10-08-2008
jus' P Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:My brother in law last name Thompson drives a dodge neon, purple, with Hannah Montana stickers smacked all over it.
Anyway he had in old english letters 'Thompsonez' put across his rear window.
Although, that's funny...I just can't drive with anything written on my car. I joked about getting "Munstang" for a personalized plate...But couldn't do it. ( it's a play on my car and last name)
YOUR LAST NAME IS TANG?
You should be the intern of poon.....!
10 Products Only Douchebags Buy - Howie Feltersnatch - 10-08-2008
I thought about a personalized plate for my truck, like my FD number or soemthing when i get the fire department plate....
probably won't though
10 Products Only Douchebags Buy - plungerhand - 10-08-2008
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:jus' P Wrote:Although, that's funny...I just can't drive with anything written on my car. I joked about getting "Munstang" for a personalized plate...But couldn't do it. ( it's a play on my car and last name)
YOUR LAST NAME IS TANG?
You should be the intern of poon.....!
Dude...you outed me! No, I/we have a mustang and our last name begins with MUN....
(I know it's stupid, that's why I didn't follow through)
10 Products Only Douchebags Buy - Biff - 10-08-2008
I used to drive a gold 1984 Lincoln Town Car and I bought a vanity plate that read "HOOPDE".
Not long after I received the plate I was doing some work at the state prison in Adrian and actually met the guy who made my plate.
Amused I said "how many guys get to meet the guy who made their license plate?".
He quickly replied "how many want to?".
10 Products Only Douchebags Buy - Howie Feltersnatch - 10-08-2008
jus' P Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:YOUR LAST NAME IS TANG?
You should be the intern of poon.....!
Dude...you outed me! No, I/we have a mustang and our last name begins with MUN....
(I know it's stupid, that's why I didn't follow through)
Damn, you coulda been something like....
Pappy Tang or...
something more whitty...
I have a hole in my hand, what do you want?
10 Products Only Douchebags Buy - Queenie - 10-08-2008
Admin Wrote:I used to drive a gold 1984 Lincoln Town Car and I bought a vanity plate that read "HOOPDE".
Not long after I received the plate I was doing some work at the state prison in Adrian and actually met the guy who made my plate.
Amused I said "how many guys get to meet the guy who made their license plate?".
He quickly replied "how many want to?".
True spit take on reading this post!
10 Products Only Douchebags Buy - fetusfacedwindbag - 10-08-2008
jus' P Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:My brother in law last name Thompson drives a dodge neon, purple, with Hannah Montana stickers smacked all over it.
Anyway he had in old english letters 'Thompsonez' put across his rear window.
Although, that's funny...I just can't drive with anything written on my car. I joked about getting "Munstang" for a personalized plate...But couldn't do it. ( it's a play on my car and last name)
I've got a friend named Dustin who drove a Mustang for a while, and we tried and tried to convince him to get one of those airbrushed front license plates that said Dustang.... he chose not to oblige.... I bet he's glad he didn't do it.
10 Products Only Douchebags Buy - plumpenut - 10-10-2008
seriously what is wrong with a pink shirt
10 Products Only Douchebags Buy - beckyp - 10-10-2008
plumpenut Wrote:seriously what is wrong with a pink shirt
it's queer.
10 Products Only Douchebags Buy - potthole - 10-11-2008
plumpenut Wrote:seriously what is wrong with a pink shirt
If you have to ask, you don't deserve to know.