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Misheard Lyrics - fetusfacedwindbag - 10-16-2008
I'm sure everyone has one or some of these.
Let's hear about it.
I used to think:
"Dirty Deads and they're done dirt cheap"
was
"Dirtidee and the Thunder Chief"
I'm sure I'll think of more, but I was reminded of this with the AC/DC thread in the Nashville Local section
Misheard Lyrics - dingdongyo - 10-16-2008
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:I'm sure everyone has one or some of these.
Let's hear about it.
I used to think:
"Dirty Deads and they're done dirt cheap"
was
"Dirtidee and the Thunder Chief"
I'm sure I'll think of more, but I was reminded of this with the AC/DC thread in the Nashville Local section
interesting, my nephew always thought it was "dirty feet and a thunder cheese"
Misheard Lyrics - fetusfacedwindbag - 10-16-2008
yeah I didn't know what the hell he was saying when he said dirty deads, so i just said dirtidee all jumbled together.
Misheard Lyrics - agentsmith - 10-16-2008
Modest Mouse: real lyric "Please bury me with it"
I heard "Paste barametric weapon"
Misheard Lyrics - landmammaldolphin - 10-16-2008
I used to think that Genesis' Invisible Touch contained lyrics that said:
"She sees Pac-man physio trap shut" I was always confused what a physio was.
Misheard Lyrics - dingdongyo - 10-16-2008
i'm not sure what the song is called, but it's a cover of something bruce springsteen wrote.
"blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night"
i heard "...stroke up like a douche into the middle of the night"
Misheard Lyrics - fetusfacedwindbag - 10-16-2008
dingdongyo Wrote:i'm not sure what the song is called, but it's a cover of something bruce springsteen wrote.
"blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night"
i heard "...stroke up like a douche into the middle of the night"
I think most people hear it
Wrapped up like a douche.
Manfred Mann(*sp)
Misheard Lyrics - fustercluck - 10-16-2008
Big ole Chet and Linus vs. Big old jet airliner - Steve Miller
Another one drives the truck vs. Another one bites the dust - Queen
Misheard Lyrics - Biff - 10-16-2008
Cinderella Bad Seamstress Blues
Correct lyric: I've got my memories
I heard: I've got my batteries
Misheard Lyrics - fistor!@# - 10-17-2008
Faster Pussycat: "Smooth Up In Ya"
Two friends in high school, I shit you not:
Friend one: "SMOOTH OPINION!!!@#" :-X
Friend two: "SMOOTH UP MEOW!!!@#" :-X
Me: :facepalm:
Misheard Lyrics - Biff - 10-17-2008
That was The Bullet Boys.
Misheard Lyrics - fistor!@# - 10-17-2008
Admin Wrote:That was The Bullet Boys.
I just read this and thought to myself, no shit. Aw Eff, who did I say it was?
Then I scrolled up and saw I wrote Faster Pussycat. I shame myself.
Misheard Lyrics - dingdongyo - 10-17-2008
my brother misheard pussycat dolls "loosen up my buttons babe" as "lucien's in my parking space"
Misheard Lyrics - Biff - 10-17-2008
Faster Pussycat deserves better than that.
Misheard Lyrics - Biff - 10-17-2008
Admin Wrote:Cinderella Bad Seamstress Blues
Correct lyric: I've got my memories
I heard: I've got my batteries
Effin badass (but the audio sucks):
[flash=350,287]http://www.youtube.com/v/vZcKkzM9rqQ&hl=en[/flash]
Misheard Lyrics - fistor!@# - 10-17-2008
Cinderella was pretty kickass. Too bad bands that looked like them Effed it up for everyone.
Misheard Lyrics - Allyson - 10-17-2008
Play that Effing music whiteboy instead of play that funky music whiteboy. I was about 4 singing this and I got in trouble.
Misheard Lyrics - Queenie - 10-17-2008
Allyson Wrote:Play that effing music whiteboy instead of play that funky music whiteboy. I was about 4 singing this and I got in trouble.
Yep me too Allyson!!
And also, Walking on the Moon by The Police - I always thought they were saying "Effing on the moon".
Misheard Lyrics - fistor!@# - 10-17-2008
Giant steps are what you take, Effing on the moon.
I hope my leg don't break, Effing on the moon.
I call bullshit.
Misheard Lyrics - airhornahole - 10-17-2008
Fistor Wrote:Giant steps are what you take, effing on the moon.
I hope my leg don't break, effing on the moon.
I call bullshit.
Hey, effing is a full contact sport without pads. You could break a leg.
Misheard Lyrics - Biff - 10-17-2008
Fistor Wrote:Giant steps are what you take, effing on the moon.
I hope my leg don't break, effing on the moon.
I call bullshit.
There's a very good reason why she's the Queen.
Misheard Lyrics - fetusfacedwindbag - 10-17-2008
Everyone has good ones. I made up the dang thread and can't remember my funny ones.
My mom had several that she told me about growing up. Including such favorites as:
The Eagles - Wind Shed Woman.
Elton John - Don't let the sun go down on me.
"I can't find, oh the right romantic line" was "I can't find, oh the rock almighty climb"
...this is bumming me out. I'll remember mine as soon as this thread fizzles out.
Misheard Lyrics - Howie Feltersnatch - 10-17-2008
Tiny Dancer....
'Hold me closer Tony Danza'
Misheard Lyrics - fetusfacedwindbag - 10-17-2008
You'd like that, wouldn't you? You wanna be shown who's the boss, don't you?
Misheard Lyrics - Howie Feltersnatch - 10-17-2008
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:You'd like that, wouldn't you? You wanna be shown who's the boss, don't you?
It was my ringtone for a while...so when people would call me I'd start singing the wrong lyrics along with it.
Misheard Lyrics - fetusfacedwindbag - 10-17-2008
Yeah, so I'm gay like that too. I had Benny and the Jets as my ringtone for a while. It sounded a lot like my name and my fiance's (at the time) name, so I would say BBBB---- and the Jess.
Misheard Lyrics - Howie Feltersnatch - 10-17-2008
fetusfacedwindbag Wrote:Yeah, so I'm gay like that too. I had Benny and the Jets as my ringtone for a while. It sounded a lot like my name and my fiance's (at the time) name, so I would say BBBB---- and the Jess.
Billy@!
Betty!
Benny!
Douglas!@
$#%&#
Misheard Lyrics - fetusfacedwindbag - 10-17-2008
nyope....
Misheard Lyrics - plungerhand - 10-17-2008
People still get this one wrong...Ac/Dc " highway to hell "
Living easy, living free
See's a (N-word) on a one-way ride
Season ticket on a one-way ride (correct lyric)
my all time favorite (hendrix) 'scuse me, while I kiss this guy....
Misheard Lyrics - lurkingfinger - 10-17-2008
speaking of the Police, I knew a guy who thought "canary in a coal mine" was "Mary and her cold mind."
I've heard of people who thought "smoke on the water" was "slow cousin Walter." Here's the best one though... a girl I knew though BTO's "takin' care of business" was "Baking Carrot Biscuits!" No Shit!
Misheard Lyrics - fustercluck - 10-17-2008
Huey Lewis and the News biggest hit!
I wanna new truck.
Misheard Lyrics - potthole - 10-17-2008
At one time, my wife thought the lines to "Secret Agent Man" were actually saying, "Secret Asian Man." Apparently my mother in law did too.
Misheard Lyrics - boizalynne - 10-19-2008
This one is very humiliating...
White Zombie-More Human Than Human...
I heard "Balls hit me as fast as you can"
I still don't know where I got it, but I even sang along with it as "balls hit me as fast as you can" LOL...
My husband thought that the part in Tool-Eulogy that sings "TO NAIL THE NEXT FOOL MARTYR" was "TO NAIL THE NEXT TOOL BUDDY" I gladly pointed out he was an idiot....