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The toilet seat issue - Rock Monster - 12-09-2008
So, I was thinking about the toilet seat up/down issue that plagues men and women everywhere. I'm hoping that there will be enough viewpoints to finally resolve this issue.
First of all, let me preface this by saying that I always put the seat, and the lid down after use. It's easier than listening to senseless bitching...
Why do women always get pissed (no pun intended) if the seat is left up? Men don't get pissed if it's down when they have to go. We don't get pissed if we have to lower it for a deuce. Is it really that big of a deal? Why are women always bringing it up?
The toilet seat issue - Howie Feltersnatch - 12-09-2008
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The toilet seat issue - chlietoris63 - 12-09-2008
Rock Monster Wrote:So, I was thinking about the toilet seat up/down issue that plagues men and women everywhere. I'm hoping that there will be enough viewpoints to finally resolve this issue.
First of all, let me preface this by saying that I always put the seat, and the lid down after use. It's easier than listening to senseless bitching...
Why do women always get pissed (no pun intended) if the seat is left up? Men don't get pissed if it's down when they have to go. We don't get pissed if we have to lower it for a deuce. Is it really that big of a deal? Why are women always bringing it up?
Actually, for me it was never a big deal.... UNTIL we had children wandering around; then it became a safety issue, at which point I turned into Bitchfromhell until He got the concept of putting the damn lid down!! It's never been an issue since then...
The toilet seat issue - Biff - 12-09-2008
I always put it down but....the argument is that women don't want to sit on the wrong ring in the middle of the night. I counter that with, so it's okay to make us put our fingers near the wrong ring where all the bacteria is? Putting the lid down doesn't expose your fingers to the bacteria before you touch your junk. After the women are done they can lift the lid up and wash the bacteria off their fingers.
The toilet seat issue - plungerhand - 12-09-2008
chlietoris63 Wrote:Rock Monster Wrote:So, I was thinking about the toilet seat up/down issue that plagues men and women everywhere. I'm hoping that there will be enough viewpoints to finally resolve this issue.
First of all, let me preface this by saying that I always put the seat, and the lid down after use. It's easier than listening to senseless bitching...
Why do women always get pissed (no pun intended) if the seat is left up? Men don't get pissed if it's down when they have to go. We don't get pissed if we have to lower it for a deuce. Is it really that big of a deal? Why are women always bringing it up?
Actually, for me it was never a big deal.... UNTIL we had children wandering around; then it became a safety issue, at which point I turned into Bitchfromhell until He got the concept of putting the damn lid down!! It's never been an issue since then...
safety issue? what the hell are you doing in there?
Besides, you haven't lived until you've crawled under the house to open the clean-out and received a crap shower because a 3 yr old put underwear in the commode.
The toilet seat issue - Howie Feltersnatch - 12-09-2008
i had to open my tank and snake out the drain field to my old septic....the guy i was renting from never had it pumped, and the drainfield was in a really over-grown vegetative area.
words from Conservation Howie....
keep deep rooted plants away from drainfields
don't drive on your drain field
have your septic tank pumped every 3-5 years.
The toilet seat issue - Rock Monster - 12-09-2008
jus' P Wrote:Besides, you haven't lived until you've crawled under the house to open the clean-out and received a crap shower because a 3 yr old put underwear in the commode.
There's a joke somewhere in there about Tennessee, being able to crawl under your house, and rednecks...... but I'll just let it go this time.
The toilet seat issue - Queenie - 12-09-2008
I never bitch about it. Ask Plungee, he'll verify. My gosh, it's a toilet seat. If it's up and you need it down, put it down and vice versa. It's not the end of the world. Can't we all just get along?
The toilet seat issue - plungerhand - 12-09-2008
Rock Monster Wrote:jus' P Wrote:Besides, you haven't lived until you've crawled under the house to open the clean-out and received a crap shower because a 3 yr old put underwear in the commode.
There's a joke somewhere in there about Tennessee, being able to crawl under your house, and rednecks...... but I'll just let it go this time.
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Queenie Wrote:I never bitch about it. Ask Plungee, he'll verify. My gosh, it's a toilet seat. If it's up and you need it down, put it down and vice versa. It's not the end of the world. Can't we all just get along?
finally, a woman with some sense. Anheiser's beethovens bush, please take notes.
The toilet seat issue - Queenie - 12-09-2008
Rock Monster Wrote:jus' P Wrote:Besides, you haven't lived until you've crawled under the house to open the clean-out and received a crap shower because a 3 yr old put underwear in the commode.
There's a joke somewhere in there about Tennessee, being able to crawl under your house, and rednecks...... but I'll just let it go this time.
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The toilet seat issue - lokizilla - 12-09-2008
My husband is the one that gets on to me for leaving the the lid up on the toilet..... Since we have a cat that has a tendency to run for the toilet when Chris pee's, and after having to wash him several times, he mandated no open toilets. He doesn't want them to drink out of the toilet, so he keeps the seat and the lid closed.
The toilet seat issue - shawnp - 12-09-2008
Ahhh the age old debate....up or down? Well, my chick HATES it when I leave it up and sometimes says something but, I tell her, I have to lift it, so you can put it down. Problem solved. Usually its cool.....unless I whizz on the seat at like....2 in the morning when I'm half asleep or blasted.
The toilet seat issue - dino - 12-10-2008
My theory......"WTF.....if I have to lift it then you can set it down once in a while....don't give me some F'n story about how it's '3 am and you MIGHT go to sit and find your ass in some water......how 'bout it's 3 am, I'm sleepy and might 'forget' to lift it up and you sit on a soaked seat! Check before you sit your cute ass down!"
My reality.....'I forgot to put the seat down again????'.....sorry....it won't happen again.....
The toilet seat issue - -Jiggy- - 12-10-2008
dino Wrote:My theory......"WTF.....if I have to lift it then you can set it down once in a while....don't give me some F'n story about how it's '3 am and you MIGHT go to sit and find your ass in some water......how 'bout it's 3 am, I'm sleepy and might 'forget' to lift it up and you sit on a soaked seat! Check before you sit your cute ass down!"In theory us fellas live the good life!!
My reality.....'I forgot to put the seat down again????'.....sorry....it won't happen again.....
The toilet seat issue - khef - 12-10-2008
Next time you get yelled at for not dropping the seat.... Take 2 -4 packets of ketchup, mustard, or mayo. Poke pin holes at one end of packets. Place on rim(preferably facing in) where the seat touches the porcelin, and wait for scream.*
*poster not responsible for loss of personal belongings, clothing, hair, cock and balls, eyesight, limbs , marriage, or life.
The toilet seat issue - linzi - 12-10-2008
jus' P Wrote:Rock Monster Wrote:There's a joke somewhere in there about Tennessee, being able to crawl under your house, and rednecks...... but I'll just let it go this time.
PLEASE SHARE
Queenie Wrote:I never bitch about it. Ask Plungee, he'll verify. My gosh, it's a toilet seat. If it's up and you need it down, put it down and vice versa. It's not the end of the world. Can't we all just get along?
finally, a woman with some sense. Anheiser's beethovens bush, please take notes.
I'm gonna assume you mean me. And I definitely agree with Her Majesty, since I have been married for awhile, when the hubby forgets, I just do it myself. I was just trying to back my fellow ladies of the board up with the comment about leaving the seat up....I do this thing called looking before I sit down....after you've fallen in once, you don't want it to happen again. All we're saying is just have some common courtesy and drop the damn seat when you're done....you're hand is right there when you flush....
The toilet seat issue - sunshyne - 12-10-2008
the toilets seat thing has never been an issue with me, its a minor thing.
The toilet seat issue - Queenie - 12-10-2008
dino Wrote:My theory......"WTF.....if I have to lift it then you can set it down once in a while....don't give me some F'n story about how it's '3 am and you MIGHT go to sit and find your ass in some water......how 'bout it's 3 am, I'm sleepy and might 'forget' to lift it up and you sit on a soaked seat! Check before you sit your cute ass down!"
My reality.....'I forgot to put the seat down again????'.....sorry....it will happen again.....it's nothing personal
Fixed!!
The toilet seat issue - Allyson - 12-10-2008
I just find it disgusting to flush the toilet with the lid open and have the dirty water splashing up everywhere. So men and women alike, always close the lid before you flush. There, all settled.
The toilet seat issue - cuppie - 12-10-2008
I bought the toilet, I installed the toilet, I can leave the toilet seat in any position I want to.
The toilet seat issue - Biff - 12-10-2008
Allyson Wrote:I just find it disgusting to flush the toilet with the lid open and have the dirty water splashing up everywhere. So men and women alike, always close the lid before you flush. There, all settled.
This is the truth. When you flush the toilet bacteria can be propelled up to 15 feet. Think about where your toothbrushes are stored in relation to your toilet.
The toilet seat issue - linzi - 12-10-2008
exactly why I keep my toothbrushes in my cabinet. And the clorox wipes by the sink.
The toilet seat issue - Rock Monster - 12-10-2008
Mythbusters actually proved that it didn't matter where your toothbrush was in relationship to the toilet, fecal bactera will always be on it. They had them in various places in the bathroom, including the back of the toilet, and in an air-tight container, in a different room.
The toilet seat issue - linzi - 12-10-2008
Thanks for that. time to go to the drugstore........
The toilet seat issue - -Jiggy- - 12-10-2008
Admin Wrote:You learn something new everyday. I have to go do something. I'll be back.Allyson Wrote:I just find it disgusting to flush the toilet with the lid open and have the dirty water splashing up everywhere. So men and women alike, always close the lid before you flush. There, all settled.
This is the truth. When you flush the toilet bacteria can be propelled up to 15 feet. Think about where your toothbrushes are stored in relation to your toilet.
The toilet seat issue - dingdongyo - 12-10-2008
your momma Wrote:Thanks for that. time to go to the drugstore........
Jiggy Wrote:You learn something new everyday. I have to go do something. I'll be back.eh, don't psyche yourselves out. it didn't hurt you before you knew, it won't hurt you now.
The toilet seat issue - linzi - 12-10-2008
yeah, only now I'll be thinking about what's on my toothbrush every time I use it. Good feelings about having clean teeth gone.
The toilet seat issue - lokizilla - 12-10-2008
Yeah, it's that bad, jet turd flushing.