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Vanity Plates - burnking - 12-16-2008
List any that you found interesting/funny/dumb
Over the weekend I saw an ugly bitch with the license plate "SHES HOT"
Liar.
Vanity Plates - dingdongyo - 12-16-2008
dingdongyo Wrote:^ had to search for that one, but i knew it was back there somewherelurkingfinger Wrote:Speaking of vanity plates....how about the people who drive the newer model VW beetles (not the real beetles) and have plates which say something about the fact that they drive a beetle...like a yellow one that says "BMBLBTL" or a green one that says "FROGBTL" or something else even gayer. Then you pass them to see that they predictably have that dumb effing flower on their dash.
one time, i was behind one with a license plate that said "SHAVED." that's probably my favorite of all time.
Vanity Plates - burnking - 12-16-2008
Worth the effort, nice find.
Vanity Plates - potthole - 12-16-2008
There's a car I've seen a few times driving around with a plate that says "OPPIE". I'm assuming they are putting that in reference to "opulent" Although the car isn't a piece of junk, it's far from what I would consider to be opulent.
Vanity Plates - dingdongyo - 12-16-2008
potthole Wrote:There's a car I've seen a few times driving around with a plate that says "OPPIE". I'm assuming they are putting that in reference to "opulent" Although the car isn't a piece of junk, it's far from what I would consider to be opulent.one of my favorite things to do is purposefully screw up the meaning of a vanity plate. in front of the owner, if possible.
for instance...
"...oh. nice to meet you, opie."
Vanity Plates - 0rz0ski - 12-16-2008
A family member has a plate with the names of her kids on it. She told us she got a vanity plate, then got really mad while we stared at it and tried to figure it out.
"Cat-ee-n-ah-juh"?
"No, Katy 'n' AJ!!!!"
Vanity Plates - burnking - 12-16-2008
0rz0ski Wrote:A family member has a plate with the names of her kids on it. She told us she got a vanity plate, then got really mad while we stared at it and tried to figure it out.
"Cat-ee-n-ah-juh"?
"No, Katy 'n' AJ!!!!"
This made me think of the scene in Office Space when the Indian dude was explaining how easy it is to pronounce his name.
"Nah-ee-na-na-jar"
Vanity Plates - airhornahole - 12-16-2008
I see a convertible VW beetle just about everyday on my way home. Plate says "CUTECAR". Of course, I'm never in a good mood so I always want toe run the dumb bitch off the road. Fake flower and all.
Vanity Plates - hotzester - 12-16-2008
My favorite was on a Hummer H2 -
"4 MPG"
Vanity Plates - krystal - 12-16-2008
One day I was going around the Murfreesboro court square and I saw a pretty little Mercedes with a license plate that read I ERND IT. I giggled.
Vanity Plates - Queenie - 12-16-2008
I have a friend that has a Hummer with a license plate of UWANT1.
Vanity Plates - potthole - 12-16-2008
A couple weeks back as I was driving home from work I passed a fairly new BMW that had a plate saying "HOTBMW." If only the guy driving it saw how hard I began to laugh when I noticed his smashed up front end.
Vanity Plates - dolph - 12-21-2008
I saw one this summer that said, "Marx 82", and a liscense plate holder which read, "It's a Richard Marx thing. You wouldn't understand."
They were right, I didn't.
Vanity Plates - Howie Feltersnatch - 12-22-2008
an EMT/FF buddy of mine got a vanity plate "RESCUE U"/"RES Q U" or something like that....
I told him it shoulda said "ILL BLOW U"
Vanity Plates - dingdongyo - 12-22-2008
my step-sister's dorky on-and-off boyfriend had a kit car lamborghini. he amused himself by changing the plate almost every time he registered. the only ones i remember are LASTLAF, UNDER100 and L8ROFSR
cool looking car, but when the driver looks like a tubby alfred e. neumann, it doesn't matter.
Vanity Plates - hotzester - 12-22-2008
Quote:I saw one this summer that said, "Marx 82", and a liscense plate holder which read, "It's a Richard Marx thing. You wouldn't understand."
They were right, I didn't.
I like to think that the only person with a Richard Marx license plate frame was actually Richard Marx.
Vanity Plates - linzi - 12-22-2008
my aunt had one that said I-O-NCNB (I owe NC National Bank) on her Jag.
DREAMON was on a old ass BMW and the guy was a total dueshbag...middle age, spray on tan, gold chain...I had to laugh.
Vanity Plates - fustercluck - 12-28-2008
as a Rush fan, I had 2112 H2 on my Hummer when I lived in St. Louis. I'm thinking my next plate will be a Seinfield reference,
rtvndly
Re: Vanity Plates - hotzester - 04-14-2009
Not to bump an old, dead thread, but I just had to chuckle when Zane said on the air Monday that his favorite vanity plate of all time was one he saw on a Hummer that read "4 MPG".
From December 16, 2008 at 3:59 PM:
hotzester Wrote:My favorite was on a Hummer H2 -
"4 MPG"
Re: Vanity Plates - burnking - 04-14-2009
Haha, nice!
I've seen a few since the thread died, including "69MPG" on a Prius, which I think is a lie.
Re: Vanity Plates - Torque - 04-14-2009
Surprised no one's mentioned this one
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Re: Vanity Plates - Philly Mike - 04-14-2009
I saw this one on the way to work one morning and decided to take a pic of it with my phone. Thought it to be very nerdy.
![[Image: 102.jpg]](http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj306/haikuof8bit/102.jpg)
I think I may be more nerdy knowing a pokemon reference.
Re: Vanity Plates - burnking - 04-15-2009
Ha, I just realized it doesn't say "151MEN"
Re: Vanity Plates - linzi - 04-15-2009
burnking Wrote:Ha, I just realized it doesn't say "151MEN"It doesn't?! What the hell does it say.....
Re: Vanity Plates - burnking - 04-15-2009
linzi Wrote:I think it's "151MEW"burnking Wrote:Ha, I just realized it doesn't say "151MEN"It doesn't?! What the hell does it say.....
I'm still clueless on what it means though... Philly Mike?
Re: Vanity Plates - Howie Feltersnatch - 04-15-2009
I saw 'kneeguy' on the way in today
Re: Vanity Plates - Philly Mike - 04-15-2009
burnking Wrote:linzi Wrote:I think it's "151MEW"burnking Wrote:Ha, I just realized it doesn't say "151MEN"It doesn't?! What the hell does it say.....
I'm still clueless on what it means though... Philly Mike?
[nerd mode]in pokemon Mew (a pokemon) is number 151 on the pokedex.
The only reason he holds significance in the whole pokemon thing is because he was the last one in the pokedex in the first game, and you couldn't really get him unless you either won a contest or used a gameshark. [/nerd mode]
Re: Vanity Plates - Rock Monster - 04-15-2009
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:I saw 'kneeguy' on the way in today
I hope he was a knee surgeon.
Re: Vanity Plates - burnking - 04-15-2009
Philly Mike Wrote:After reading this I just felt the urge to sing...burnking Wrote:linzi Wrote:I think it's "151MEW"burnking Wrote:Ha, I just realized it doesn't say "151MEN"It doesn't?! What the hell does it say.....
I'm still clueless on what it means though... Philly Mike?
[nerd mode]in pokemon Mew (a pokemon) is number 151 on the pokedex.
The only reason he holds significance in the whole pokemon thing is because he was the last one in the pokedex in the first game, and you couldn't really get him unless you either won a contest or used a gameshark. [/nerd mode]
"Professor Frink, Professor Frink, he'll make you laugh, he'll make you think..."
Re: Vanity Plates - Rock Monster - 04-20-2009
I saw a gay one this weekend.... IM A GEM
It made me want to kick her in the kooch.
Re: Vanity Plates - Philly Mike - 04-20-2009
Rock Monster Wrote:I saw a gay one this weekend.... IM A GEM
It made me want to kick her in the kooch.
Thats just as annoying as a woman wearing a jacket with the word "princess" bedazzled on the back.
Or anyone wearing anything bedazzled. Nothing screams "I want attention" more than bedazzled clothing.
Re: Vanity Plates - burnking - 04-20-2009
I saw a bunch of custom plates at the NYC International Auto Show this weekend
I just wanted to brag that I went.
Re: Vanity Plates - zdunklee - 04-26-2009
Saw this one today in GR "2wat" I assume is you say it fast you will get it.
Re: Vanity Plates - peachs - 04-26-2009
zdunklee Wrote:Saw this one today in GR "2wat" I assume is you say it fast you will get it.
I cant believe they let the person get away with the "twat" thats SO fuckin awesome
Re: Vanity Plates - Mad Dog - 04-27-2009
I was out Saturday and saw one theat said DJ ZANE. Talk about vanity.
Re: Vanity Plates - zdunklee - 04-28-2009
Saw that 2wat plate yet again today...it is becoming a regular occurance, i will try and get a picture of it as soon as I get a chance.
Re: Vanity Plates - Queenie - 04-28-2009
I saw one on a nice RV the other day. It read POORFOLKS. :wtf:
Re: Vanity Plates - SmartyPants - 05-15-2009
I saw one the other day that said IYQYQR. It really pissed me off that someone would go out of their way to ask for and pay extra for something so damn stupid.