+- FBHW Forums (https://www.cdih.net/fbhw)
+-- Forum: Way Up High In The Playpen (https://www.cdih.net/fbhw/forumdisplay.php?fid=13)
+--- Forum: I can't wait to talk about........ (https://www.cdih.net/fbhw/forumdisplay.php?fid=9)
+--- Thread: What should Jo do to her roomate? (/showthread.php?tid=2469)
What should Jo do to her roomate? - Howie Feltersnatch - 02-12-2009
Jo has a roomate, she's sorta...a bitch.
What should Jo do to her?
What should Jo do to her roomate? - Rock Monster - 02-12-2009
-If Jo wakes up earlier, "forget" to turn alarm off.
-Turn the heat off on cold nights
-Replace milk with slightly spoiled milk, but not lumpy
-Wipe taint or kooch with slices of bread
-brush various parts of body with toothbrush
-get her drunk, and naked. Take pics of her, then blackmail her...... wait, that's been used before on someone else...
-Show her this thread so she's constantly looking over her shoulder.
What should Jo do to her roomate? - -Jiggy- - 02-12-2009
taped mud wrestling match - it's really the only way to handle these situations.
What should Jo do to her roomate? - Allyson - 02-12-2009
Kill her parents, chop them up, then make chili for her.
What should Jo do to her roomate? - Howie Feltersnatch - 02-12-2009
fight on video until someones boob falls out
throw a dill at her
color her underpants in areas with a brown sharpie
shove a hundred tampons up the tailpipe of her car so when she starts the car it'll look like a tampon celebration with confetti
invite her parents over, right befor they arrive trap some live stock in her room and scatter bunches of open rubbers about her room.
mail her to Abu dhabi
What should Jo do to her roomate? - Allyson - 02-12-2009
Slip some antibiotics in her food/drink so her birth control gets effed up.
What should Jo do to her roomate? - Biff - 02-12-2009
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:f
mail her to Abu dhabi
Garfield!
What should Jo do to her roomate? - dingdongyo - 02-12-2009
shank her
What should Jo do to her roomate? - Rock Monster - 02-12-2009
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:shove a hundred tampons up the tailpipe of her car so when she starts the car it'll look like a tampon celebration with confetti
You forgot a word in there, after the word hundred...
used.
What should Jo do to her roomate? - Rock Monster - 02-12-2009
Replace 1/2 of her shampoo with nair.
What should Jo do to her roomate? - Howie Feltersnatch - 02-12-2009
Rock Monster Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:shove a hundred tampons up the tailpipe of her car so when she starts the car it'll look like a tampon celebration with confetti
You forgot a word in there, after the word hundred...
used.
ha, i didn't read your entire post before I started looking for a missing word...awesome.
How about the ol' exlax cookies
Hemp brownies and a call to the boss?
teabag her.....-------edited out-------too much
hmmmmmmm
What should Jo do to her roomate? - Rock Monster - 02-12-2009
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:How about the ol' exlax cookies
That one is perfect. She will be looking for revenge for the eaten cookies. Just make a batch, and accidentally leave them out while you go out for the night.
What should Jo do to her roomate? - Howie Feltersnatch - 02-12-2009
something super lethal...like for horses or bears.
The bitch needs to bleed.
What should Jo do to her roomate? - krystal - 02-12-2009
Invite random homeless men to sleep on the couch on nights you are out. Don't forget to lock your room.
Or, give a dog ex-lax and lock it in her room. Not all of the surprises would be obvious.
What should Jo do to her roomate? - Howie Feltersnatch - 02-12-2009
Allyson Wrote:Kill her parents, chop them up, then make chili for her.
South Park!
What should Jo do to her roomate? - Queenie - 02-12-2009
Holy shit!! You are some ruthless motherEffers!!
What should Jo do to her roomate? - krystal - 02-12-2009
I've had some horrible roommates before. I live blessedly alone now.
What should Jo do to her roomate? - Howie Feltersnatch - 02-12-2009
I've got 3 roomates
My wife,
another that pees on the toilet seat and is always eating my food, and another that is always seeming to put their face around my wife's chest.
What should Jo do to her roomate? - Mark the Valet - 02-12-2009
I don't live with you, Howie. I just come over from time to time.
What should Jo do to her roomate? - krystal - 02-12-2009
Mark the Valet Wrote:I don't live with you, Howie. I just come over from time to time.
Do you equal 2 people now?
What should Jo do to her roomate? - Howie Feltersnatch - 02-12-2009
Krystal Wrote:Mark the Valet Wrote:I don't live with you, Howie. I just come over from time to time.
Do you equal 2 people now?
he's the pee seat guy...clearly, as he doesn't enjoy the soft touch of a boobie
What should Jo do to her roomate? - krystal - 02-12-2009
I thought everyone liked boobies. And that he would do anything for a little sexual interaction...
What should Jo do to her roomate? - boizalynne - 02-12-2009
Allyson Wrote:Slip some antibiotics in her food/drink so her birth control gets effed up.
LOL...
Cruel... so cruel
What should Jo do to her roomate? - Mark the Valet - 02-12-2009
My love for boobies aside, this is what I think Jo should do to her roommate:
Scissors.
What should Jo do to her roomate? - beckyp - 02-12-2009
this thread....so faggy.
What should Jo do to her roomate? - Mark the Valet - 02-12-2009
no way man
i saved it with my bulging muscles and manliness
What should Jo do to her roomate? - beckyp - 02-12-2009
Mark the Valet Wrote:no way man
i saved it with my bulging muscles and manliness
shut up, peachfuzz.
What should Jo do to her roomate? - Mark the Valet - 02-12-2009
I'm gonna grow a huge grizzled beard so you can run your fingers through it.
What should Jo do to her roomate? - dumberthanzane - 02-12-2009
Just invite her parents over for dinner and walk around nude or put handcuffs on one of your wrist and then when they arrive ask her where she put the keys
What should Jo do to her roomate? - linzi - 02-12-2009
Jo Wrote:this thread....so faggy.
You know you want to try some of this on her...the effing with the birth control is a super idea, especially if she's slinging it all over town. Nothing like a surprise pregnancy to brighten up the day!
What about eye drops in her drink? Thank you Wedding Crashers...does that really work?!
What should Jo do to her roomate? - lokizilla - 02-13-2009
yes it does momma
Re: What should Jo do to her roomate? - Howie Feltersnatch - 07-09-2009
![[Image: bump.gif]](http://desktopsins.com/bump.gif)
Do you still have this roomie Jo/Becky?
Re: What should Jo do to her roomate? - Wiener Poopie - 07-09-2009
I second scissor…