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I too wrote a story - Titan! - 02-18-2009
Nigel called a few ticks ago, and asked me to meet him at the pub. I sighed a bit and agreed, Iknew he'd bring that bastard Filon with him, and those two Effs would try to rehash the old business.
Nigel's family used to own the land that my Great Grandfather handed down to me through the generations. He'd been combing through the records for two years now trying to find proof that I was not the rightful owner.
It was good land, more than workable, and anyone with a mind to it, and who was willing to put a right share of effort into it could turn a profit.
Ummm then, some aliens came, and blew shit up.
I too wrote a story - krystal - 02-18-2009
Atleast it's short and to the point...
I too wrote a story - Titan! - 02-18-2009
Just like my prom night
I too wrote a story - motorboatking - 02-18-2009
Feeling inspired?
I too wrote a story - krystal - 02-18-2009
Maybe your prom.
I too wrote a story - Titan! - 02-18-2009
Krystal Wrote:Maybe your prom.Yes, you're right, I fixed it
I too wrote a story - fistor!@# - 02-18-2009
Titan ! Wrote:Just like my prom night
And your penis! :-X
I too wrote a story - krystal - 02-18-2009
Fistor Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:Just like my prom night
And your penis! :-X
That's a cheap shot. I laughed anyway.
I too wrote a story - Biff - 02-18-2009
Fistor Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:Just like my prom night
And your penis! :-X
Why do you have such knowledge?
Not that I really want to know and, for the record, I don't already know. I'm just curious how another man knows this information. Unless it was just a guess and then in that case I'm good with it.
I too wrote a story - Titan! - 02-18-2009
Fistor Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:Just like my prom night
And your penis! :-X
Yeah, and my... oh total sick burn man :-[
I too wrote a story - krystal - 02-18-2009
Admin Wrote:[quote author=fistor board=bs thread=3078 post=69774 time=1234971459]
And your penis! :-X
Why do you have such knowledge?
I'm hoping it was a guess. I'm trying really, really hard not to think about it.
I too wrote a story - fistor!@# - 02-18-2009
I know only because titty and I have had relations. Of the sexual nature.
I too wrote a story - Queenie - 02-18-2009
Fistor Wrote:I know only because titty and I have had relations. Of the sexual nature.
Really? Tell me something titan, did it hurt?
I too wrote a story - krystal - 02-18-2009
Queenie Wrote:Fistor Wrote:I know only because titty and I have had relations. Of the sexual nature.
Really? Tell me something titan, did it hurt?
I'm seriously am going to pretend I didn't see this, because if I think of it, I might picture it and yogurt doesn't taste as good the second time around.
I too wrote a story - dingdongyo - 02-18-2009
Krystal Wrote:yogurt doesn't taste as good the second time around.only because fistor didn't sling it. right titan? or whatever your name is now?
I too wrote a story - krystal - 02-18-2009
I walked right into that one.
Sometimes I really hate myself...
I too wrote a story - motorboatking - 02-18-2009
Queenie Wrote:Fistor Wrote:I know only because titty and I have had relations. Of the sexual nature.
Really? Tell me something titan, did it hurt?
Or were you pitch... either way did it hurt?
I too wrote a story - Titan! - 02-18-2009
Queenie Wrote:Fistor Wrote:I know only because titty and I have had relations. Of the sexual nature.
Really? Tell me something titan, did it hurt?
I don't think it hurt him, I used a lot of lube, and he'd been "practicing" for a week before hand with a cucumber to get himself broken in
I too wrote a story - -Jiggy- - 02-18-2009
All jokes aside, this story is light years ahead of it's competitor. I really felt the narrator's pain as he met with Nigel and the bastard Filon. I feel that the dramatic turning point was when the author let us in on the fact that the narrator, through all his fruits and labors, may not be the rightful owner. I was on the edge of my seat. Then I get to the end and realize that the story is in fact a symbolic representation of America in the 21st century. Good land to harvest! Rich opportunities for all. Make lots of profits. Then the aliens (gov't?) came and blew everything up. Good show Titan, good show!
I too wrote a story - Titan! - 02-18-2009
LOL your reply had more thought than the story. 8-)
I too wrote a story - -Jiggy- - 02-18-2009
Titan ! Wrote:LOL your reply had more thought than the story. 8-)Don't be so coy TOP. I believe soon Mark Twain and That One Photographer will be synonymous with each other. This story could end world hunger, keep families together, inspire millions and help Jo's toe. I really believe that.
I too wrote a story - Titan! - 02-18-2009
Jiggy Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:LOL your reply had more thought than the story. 8-)Don't be so coy TOP. I believe soon Mark Twain and That One Photographer will be synonymous with each other. This story could end world hunger, keep families together, inspire millions and help Jo's toe. I really believe that.
you should be my publicist
I too wrote a story - krystal - 02-18-2009
Or atleast your wingman.
I too wrote a story - Queenie - 02-18-2009
You can be my wingman any time Iceman!
I too wrote a story - -Jiggy- - 02-18-2009
Krystal Wrote:Or atleast your wingman.No wait, this is taking an ugly turn. You take that back right now!!! :-[
I too wrote a story - krystal - 02-18-2009
You set yourself up for it.
I too wrote a story - mainerliser - 02-18-2009
Love your story titan!!!!
I too wrote a story - Titan! - 02-18-2009
mainerliser Wrote:Love your story titan!!!!
And I love your little chickie avatar
I too wrote a story - Mad Dog - 02-18-2009
Jiggy Wrote:8-) end world hunger
I thought that ^plumpy nut^ would do that.
I too wrote a story - supergriffin - 02-19-2009
Of all the stories I've read, this is certainly one of them.
I too wrote a story - linzi - 02-19-2009
Best Story Ever. I laughed, I cried, and I felt a little dirty for reading it.
I can only dream of one day being so talented. Thank you for sharing your gift with us.