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Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - houseboat - 03-24-2009

Many listeners will notice, this is one of the many teams FBHW do work with.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/29838746

For years, we've given the title of "Concession Item Of The Year" to the Gateway Grizzlies, whose executives seems to have a knack for coming up with the best idea year after year.

In 2006, it was a bacon cheeseburger with donuts as buns.

Then came the deep fried sliders.

Last year, it was the buffalo wing pretzel.

But the West Michigan Whitecaps have our eye this year with this

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - Rock Monster - 03-24-2009

This was also on Sportscenter this morning. Nice find.

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - houseboat - 03-24-2009

Rock Monster Wrote:This was also on Sportscenter this morning. Nice find.

No kidding.

I haven't watched sportscenter since college.

I'm waiting for Olbermann and Patrick to return.

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - Titan! - 03-24-2009

I'm going to a Whitecaps game, just for this.

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - potthole - 03-24-2009

There was video of Barnaby, yeah that Barnaby, with one of these burgers. The friggin' thing was as big as his head.

Rumor is that there will be a table with free Pepto-Bismol samples immediately next to the concession stand that will sell these monsters. Rumor also says this table will be staffed with paramedics.

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - 0rz0ski - 03-24-2009

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[drop] Gonna drop some weight, fatass? [/drop]

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - Howie Feltersnatch - 03-24-2009

I've had the Big Bear Burger that the one caller was talking about...really not that big of a deal. My 160lb 5'10" friend downed his, his heaping plate of fries, and some of my brothers fries with no problem.

I was also part of the 'Clean Plate Club' that day.

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - -Jiggy- - 03-24-2009

I would be scared to even order this.

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - krystal - 03-24-2009

I haven't eaten much today, but this makes me want to throw up.

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - uhohspagettio - 03-24-2009

A place in Chattanooga TN called CheeburgerCheeburger had a 1.25 pound burger that I conquered on a couple of occasions, but this monster beats the hell out of that hands down. When's opening day again?

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - houseboat - 03-24-2009

I think i'm gonna take credit for another messageboard thread making it to air.

They used the CNBC article linked here to talk about this story.

God i'm awesome.

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - potthole - 03-24-2009

wingospagettio Wrote:A place in Chattanooga TN called CheeburgerCheeburger had a 1.25 pound burger that I conquered on a couple of occasions, but this monster beats the hell out of that hands down. When's opening day again?

April 9... which can't arrive soon enough.

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - -Jiggy- - 03-24-2009

I'm surprised you don't have to call a day in advance and tell them to prepare it.

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - uhohspagettio - 03-24-2009

When I was travelling for work, every now and then I'd hit a Culvers for lunch and get one of their Double Bacon Deluxe Butterburgers. That thing was a mess to eat while driving. Imagine what one of the 5/3Bs would do to the interior of your car. That and the stench you would be emmiting after a few hours of digestion. Hey Honey, have we ever played covered wagon?

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - hoshi - 03-24-2009

Is it just me, or does the pic 0rz0ski posted make it look disgusting?
Seriously. Gross.

I'm actually not sure if it is just me. I started some new meds last month, and weirdly enough as a side effect, fatty food have, for the most part, turned....yuck. When I see all that grease, I feel my stomach heaving. Same with really sweet food.
I used to love that shit though. It's weird to see likes and dislikes change so drastically in the span of a month.

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - Torque - 03-24-2009

I think it looks delicious from the meat down!

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - moobsminger - 03-24-2009

I'm taking the trip to GR! I'm pumped! I'm gonna eff that burger up! Let's do this! Leeeeroooooooyyyyyyyy Jeeeenkiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnss!

Torque Wrote:I think it looks delicious from the meat down!

I know that's not dirty, but it sure sounds dirty for some reason.

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - Titan! - 03-25-2009

Torque Wrote:I think titan looks delicious from the meat down!

Ah the difference 3 letters make

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - beckyp - 03-25-2009

i showed my bf this, but he already knew about it, and his response is: "Opening day it's gonna be on. I'm gonna kick that burgers ass!"

he's loveable 'cause he's retarded.

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - potthole - 03-25-2009

Torque Wrote:I think it looks delicious from the meat down!

Take away the lettuce and mayo, and to me you have the best burger in the history of burgers.

I know I could order it without those things, but I wonder if I'd still qualify for a shirt?

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - Titan! - 03-25-2009

I say take away the tomato and sour cream and add bacon and mayo

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - Philly Mike - 03-25-2009

I would eat it. but there is a place in the outer banks, NC called spanky's that has a nice 2lb burger called the mad viking. http://spankysnc.com/website/Spanky's_Menu.html that's the menu. I went down to the banks 3 different times, each time i had to stop in and get one. A nice burger with lettuce and tomato, with fries.

Great place to go if you ever go out there, fresh meat and all.

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - Torque - 03-25-2009

Titan ! Wrote:
Torque Wrote:I think titan looks delicious from the meat down!

Ah the difference 3 letters make

Well I am a carnivore

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - potthole - 03-25-2009

There's some video of this massive load of meat...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCfMjG-WTSo

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - Torque - 03-25-2009

Man, he really skimped on the mayo!

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - Titan! - 03-25-2009

There's no mayo on it. It's sour cream.

I think I could do it.

Hold the tomatoes and add the jalapenos, and I really think I could do it

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - Philly Mike - 03-25-2009

I could do it, with everything on it. especially if i have a monster and probably some extra caffine in me, stimulants speed up my metabolism of food so it would give me a bit of an edge. But even without that i could finish it, then probably take about a nice week vacation in the hospital for cholesterol OD. but it would be worth it.

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - Titan! - 03-26-2009

I'd have to skip breakfast and lunch, and maybe areound 4 or 5 or so, would be my best shot

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - Howie Feltersnatch - 03-26-2009

Titan ! Wrote:I'd have to skip breakfast and lunch, and maybe areound 4 or 5 or so, would be my best shot

If you want to take on a big burger like that what you need to do is condition...

Eat a TON of food for a few days or weeks prior to stretch your stomach out (no lie, it'll stretch) then day of drink tons of water all day to keep the stomach stretched out...but the water will piss away so you'll have room.

If you don't eat your stomach will shrink down some.

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - Titan! - 03-26-2009

Cue the rocky music and cut to an inspirational training montage of me cramming food into my gob

then cut to the actual day where I meet the burger and we have an icy stare before the showdown

Then cut to an empty plate and me standing triumphantly barely able to raise my arms while the girl rushes to me and we embrace

Wooo !

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - Queenie - 03-26-2009

potthole Wrote:There's some video of this massive load of meat...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCfMjG-WTSo

Just seeing a picture doesn't really do it justice. But showing how it is made sure does!

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - 0rz0ski - 03-26-2009

It's currently the front page of Thisiswhyyourefat.com.

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - Rock Monster - 03-26-2009

The sour cream makes it look like the chef was way too excited while making it.

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - Queenie - 03-26-2009

Rock Monster Wrote:The sour cream makes it look like the chef was way too excited while making it.

The 5th3rd burger would have been a huge success had it not been for this post.

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - Titan! - 03-26-2009

Hey don't blame RM, I had the same thought

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - Queenie - 03-26-2009

Titan ! Wrote:Hey blame RM, I had the same thought that I kept to myself

Fixed!

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - Rock Monster - 03-26-2009

Queenie Wrote:
Rock Monster Wrote:The sour cream makes it look like the chef was way too excited while making it.

The 5th3rd burger would have been a huge success had it not been for this post.

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - Queenie - 03-26-2009

Awesome! +1 RM!!

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - Titan! - 03-30-2009

Nevermind. Not gonna happen.

I was at Hooters in Lansing last night, and I could barely finish my burger and fries.

That 5/3 monster would own me

Death burger from a minor leauge baseball team - 0rz0ski - 03-30-2009

I wonder if my youngest brother could eat it. He can eat two medium BK quad stacker meals, no problem. He has an amazing metabolism.