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Best Signature Line - Howie Feltersnatch - 03-30-2009

What member do you think has the best Signature Line (post it) and why?

Best Signature Line - Rock Monster - 03-30-2009

Me, because I find them annoying... most of the time.

Best Signature Line - Howie Feltersnatch - 03-30-2009

FUSTERCLUCK:

I'm so Goth, I shit bats.

I need a Goth lawn so it will cut itself

Best Signature Line - Titan! - 03-30-2009

Me. Cause it's Latin. And I know what it says. thus making me awesome

Best Signature Line - Titan! - 03-30-2009

Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:FUSTERCLUCK:

I'm so Goth, I shit bats.

I need a Goth lawn so it will cut itself

I don't think his 2nd one is accurate though, not all Goths are cutters. I think it would be more appropriate to say " I need an emo lawn so that it will cut itself"

Best Signature Line - Howie Feltersnatch - 03-30-2009

i more like the shitting bats.

Best Signature Line - Titan! - 03-30-2009

Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:i more like the shitting bats.

Isn't bat shit a hallucenogen (sp?)

Best Signature Line - Rock Monster - 03-30-2009

Titan ! Wrote:Me. Cause it's Latin. And I know what it says. thus making me awesome

Who will guard the guards themselves?

Best Signature Line - Titan! - 03-30-2009

Rock Monster Wrote:
Titan ! Wrote:Me. Cause it's Latin. And I know what it says. thus making me awesome

Who will guard the guards themselves?

And you get the cigar ! Yes. I first read it in the Watchmen Graphic Novel

Best Signature Line - Howie Feltersnatch - 03-30-2009

yah i had translated it too, it translated:

"who will watch the watchers"

for me

Best Signature Line - potthole - 03-30-2009

Biff... because I like the meaning behind it.

Best Signature Line - alex - 03-30-2009

Titan's is cool

but I'm biased because I've also used that as a sig elsewheres.

Best Signature Line - Rock Monster - 03-30-2009

I would like to re-vote for mine.... because Wendy is the shit, and this is the best post on the board.

Best Signature Line - krystal - 03-30-2009

It is now RM's, thanks to the wonderful Loose Wendy.

Best Signature Line - Howie Feltersnatch - 03-30-2009

Krystal Wrote:It is now RM's, thanks to the wonderful Loose Wendy.


agreed, RM stole this one at the buzzer

Best Signature Line - Rock Monster - 03-30-2009

And at the opposite end of the sleeping with Joe spectrum, we have 'zester's sig:

"I will sleep with Joe for your $100." - Hot Wings, 1/26/09.

Best Signature Line - potthole - 03-30-2009

Rock Monster Wrote:I would like to re-vote for mine.... because Wendy is the shit, and this is the best post on the board.

You have one of the greats now, but I must admit that it throws me off when I run across posts by you, because of seeing the quote stuff in there. Makes me think I've reached another post or something.

Best Signature Line - Rock Monster - 03-31-2009

Is that one a little better?

Best Signature Line - Titan! - 03-31-2009

We need a Hall of Fame for the best of the best quotes, and Wendy's baseball bat quote should be the first inductee

Best Signature Line - 0rz0ski - 03-31-2009

Who had the "cum in your ear pussies" signature? I was always curious about the meaning of that. I intrepreted it two ways:

1) Cum in your ear, pussies
- The band would cum in your ear, you pussies.
2) Cum in your ear pussies
- The ears themselves were the pussies.

Your help in intrepreting this matter is much appreciated. Thanks!

Best Signature Line - Howie Feltersnatch - 03-31-2009

0rz0ski Wrote:Who had the "cum in your ear pussies" signature? I was always curious about the meaning of that. I intrepreted it two ways:

1) Cum in your ear, pussies
- The band would cum in your ear, you pussies.
2) Cum in your ear pussies
- The ears themselves were the pussies.

Your help in intrepreting this matter is much appreciated. Thanks!

that was me, it was off a Tenacious D flick, not sure if it was PoD or their show


Quote:Since the beginning of time 'twas written in the stones that one day a band would come. Well that band has come and now they are here to cum again in your ear pussies.


the answer to your question is option 2

Best Signature Line - alex - 03-31-2009

It was from PoD

...that film is so awesome.

and it's Ear-pussies. Like your ears have pussies. That will be came in. Because that is how good the music is.

Best Signature Line - professorpinasheep - 03-31-2009

I always thought Krystal's was amusing.. probably just cause it involves fellatio, and who doesn't enjoy some of that?

Best Signature Line - Titan! - 03-31-2009

Imray_Pinasheep Wrote:I always thought Krystal's was amusing.. probably just cause it involves fellatio, and who doesn't enjoy some of that?

I've wondered if Krystal's sig line was from a movie, or if it was something her mom said to her

Best Signature Line - krystal - 03-31-2009

Titan ! Wrote:
Imray_Pinasheep Wrote:I always thought Krystal's was amusing.. probably just cause it involves fellatio, and who doesn't enjoy some of that?

I've wondered if Krystal's sig line was from a movie, or if it was something her mom said to her

Oh, snap! You got me there! Big Grin

a-hole

It was from a book called "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" by Tucker Max. It's worth checking out.

Best Signature Line - zdunklee - 03-31-2009

^one of the best books ever.

My favorite is still the infamous McGriddle Argument.

Best Signature Line - Titan! - 03-31-2009

awww damn you, you ruined the illusion

Best Signature Line - zdunklee - 03-31-2009

Here is said McGriddle Argument:

Guy 1 (Tucker Max) : "Dude--That thing looks disgusting. It has to be nasty, with the syrup shit in it. What is that?"


Guy2 : "I can only assume from your cavalier attitude that you have not yet partaken the wonderment that is the McGriddle. Let me enlighten you. What happens is the One True God grows them on trees in the Elysian Fields using a heretofore unused incantation. He then proceeds to magic them down to your local eatery where whatever Ghetto Bastard cook your McDonalds has rescued from welfare that week proceeds to wrap it in cellophane and pass it along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched taste buds can somehow grasp the delectable intricacies it is suddenly faced with. Is that egg? why yes it is, and bacon too. But wait-They didn't add... yes they did, yes they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friends, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun! As your taste buds try to process that amazing piece of information, IT hits them... the syrup nugget. THE MOTHEREffING SYRUP NUGGET!!! It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your palate has never seen."


Guy1 : "So you like them?"


Guy2 : "if you EVER speak ill of the McGriddle again I will personally force-feed you one while I Eff you in the butt using the wrapper as a condom and then donkey punch you when the infused syrup nuggets explode in your mouth."

Best Signature Line - airhornahole - 03-31-2009

zdunklee Wrote:Here is said McGriddle Argument:

Guy 1 (Tucker Max) : "Dude--That thing looks disgusting. It has to be nasty, with the syrup shit in it. What is that?"


Guy2 : "I can only assume from your cavalier attitude that you have not yet partaken the wonderment that is the McGriddle. Let me enlighten you. What happens is the One True God grows them on trees in the Elysian Fields using a heretofore unused incantation. He then proceeds to magic them down to your local eatery where whatever Ghetto Bastard cook your McDonalds has rescued from welfare that week proceeds to wrap it in cellophane and pass it along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched taste buds can somehow grasp the delectable intricacies it is suddenly faced with. Is that egg? why yes it is, and bacon too. But wait-They didn't add... yes they did, yes they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friends, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun! As your taste buds try to process that amazing piece of information, IT hits them... the syrup nugget. THE MOTHEREffING SYRUP NUGGET!!! It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your palate has never seen."


Guy1 : "So you like them?"


Guy2 : "if you EVER speak ill of the McGriddle again I will personally force-feed you one while I Eff you in the butt using the wrapper as a condom and then donkey punch you when the infused syrup nuggets explode in your mouth."

sorry, but that is not funny or amusing in any way. It's actually quite stupid.

Best Signature Line - krystal - 03-31-2009

My favorite part is the infamous hotel scene. It disgusts me, but is one of the few things that made me laugh out loud as I read it.

Best Signature Line - zdunklee - 03-31-2009

Haha, that one is good too. How about the "I shot myself in my own eye" fiasco?

Best Signature Line - krystal - 03-31-2009

zdunklee Wrote:Haha, that one is good too. How about the "I shot myself in my own eye" fiasco?

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/the_most_disturbing_conversation_ever.phtml#578

Most Disturbing Conversation Ever

I seriously loved that book. There's something funny about a guy who's life goal is to get drunk and sleep with random women.

Best Signature Line - Titan! - 03-31-2009

I found it amusing

Best Signature Line - zdunklee - 03-31-2009

Krystal Wrote:
zdunklee Wrote:Haha, that one is good too. How about the "I shot myself in my own eye" fiasco?

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/the_most_disturbing_conversation_ever.phtml#578

Most Disturbing Conversation Ever

I seriously loved that book. There's something funny about a guy who's life goal is to get drunk and sleep with random women.


Why the eff did you have to remind me of that one? ........*shudder*.... oh god my brain hurts....


Also "Friendly Fire" is the one I was talking about here, but all of them are pretty bad:

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/print/the_blowjob_fol.phtml

Best Signature Line - boizalynne - 03-31-2009

Krystal's was my favorite... until RM changed his...

Best Signature Line - peachs - 03-31-2009

Krystal Wrote:My favorite part is the infamous hotel scene. It disgusts me, but is one of the few things that made me laugh out loud as I read it.

my guy got to meet Tucker Max in Boston a couple months ago.. Smile

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