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Corrupt a Dream *Game* - whatwouldzappasay - 04-01-2009
I just found this game going at a goth Sim forum I've discovered lately. (Yes, they have goth Sims.)
ANYWAY - it goes like this:
The first person makes a wish. The next poster must grant the wish, but somehow make it unappealing in the process. I'll use the example I saw:
Wish Example:
Quote:I wish I had a million dollars.
Possible reply:
Quote:Granted, but it's all in moldy pennies.
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I go first:
I wish I were retired.
Corrupt a Dream *Game* - Titan! - 04-01-2009
Granted, but now you're suddenly a 75 year old woman.
I wish I had an Apple Imac
Corrupt a Dream *Game* - zdunklee - 04-01-2009
Granted, but all viruses will only affect windows and YOUR Imac.
I wish I didn't have to work anymore.
Corrupt a Dream *Game* - -Jiggy- - 04-01-2009
Granted your on disability for being a quadriplegic.
I wish there was no more cancer.
Corrupt a Dream *Game* - zdunklee - 04-01-2009
Granted, except you have to deal with uncontrolable bowels the rest of your days.
I wish I could fly without a plane.
Corrupt a Dream *Game* - Titan! - 04-01-2009
zdunklee Wrote:Granted, except you have to deal with uncontrolable bowels the rest of your days.
I wish I could fly without a plane.
Granted, but if you ever land you'll die
I wish I had musical talent
Corrupt a Dream *Game* - -Jiggy- - 04-01-2009
Granted your playing bass in the dude from Creed's new band.
I wish I could turn invisible.
Corrupt a Dream *Game* - zdunklee - 04-01-2009
Granted but you will also be blind.
I wish I could drive 100 miles an hr legally.
Corrupt a Dream *Game* - Titan! - 04-01-2009
Granted, but if you go even .001 mph over 100 your car will explode and killing everyone you love and leaving you a legless cripple
I wish I had super powers
Corrupt a Dream *Game* - plumpenut - 04-02-2009
Granted but your super powers are only useful if pigs fly
I wish I was smart
Corrupt a Dream *Game* - whatwouldzappasay - 04-02-2009
Granted. But your head will grow to huge proportions due to your increased brain power that none of the opposite sex of your choice will find you desirable.
I wish I could adopt all the cats at the local shelter.
Corrupt a Dream *Game* - Titan! - 04-02-2009
Granted, but they're all going to use your bed as a litter box
I wish I was an awesome snowboarder
whatwouldzappasay Wrote:Granted. But your head will grow to huge proportions due to your increased brain power that none of the opposite sex of your choice will find you desirable.
He gets to choose which sex is opposite ? ? ? What ?
Corrupt a Dream *Game* - whatwouldzappasay - 04-02-2009
Granted. But you then run smack into a tree ala Sonny Bono.
Quote:He gets to choose which sex is opposite ? ? ? What ?
Hey, I don't know who's straight and who's gay here yet.
I wish I could go back to the night in 1975 of my best one night stand EVER.
Corrupt a Dream *Game* - plumpenut - 04-02-2009
Granted. But you would never get laid again
I wish I could predict the future
btw straight
Corrupt a Dream *Game* - zdunklee - 04-02-2009
Granted, but you can only do so with people not related to yourself.
I wish I was president.
Corrupt a Dream *Game* - -Jiggy- - 04-03-2009
Granted but you will be President of the local chapter of the Ladies Red Hat Association.
I wish every time I reached into my pocket I pulled out a $100 bill.
Corrupt a Dream *Game* - whatwouldzappasay - 04-03-2009
Granted. But every bill is stamped "Gay Money" (happened to me in San Diego - got a lot of gay bills there).
I wish it were cocktail hour!
Corrupt a Dream *Game* - zdunklee - 04-03-2009
Granted, but every drink you have tastes and smells like liquid ass.
I wish I didn't have to work on a saturday.
Corrupt a Dream *Game* - krystal - 04-03-2009
Granted, but you'd have to work every Sunday and holiday for the rest of your working years.
I wish I could win the lottery.
Corrupt a Dream *Game* - Titan! - 04-03-2009
Granted, but you have spend 250K on a kick ass forums members party.
(Sorry I'm feeling too good to spoil anyone's dreams today)
I wish everyone on the message board would find true happiness and fulfillment
Corrupt a Dream *Game* - whatwouldzappasay - 04-03-2009
Granted. BUT! That means we pay for it by selling our souls to the devil.
I wish I 'got' science.
Re: Corrupt a Dream *Game* - -Jiggy- - 04-05-2009
Granted but then you would forever be on message boards debating such nonsense like whatever the science equivalency is too .999 = 1 for math.
I wish I could be a kid again.
Re: Corrupt a Dream *Game* - zdunklee - 04-05-2009
Granted, but that includes never being able to have sex ever again for the rest of your life.
I wish I didn't have to work on my birthday...
Re: Corrupt a Dream *Game* - -Jiggy- - 04-05-2009
Granted, your unemployed and living under a bridge.
I wish I had a new Cadillac Escalade fully loaded.
Re: Corrupt a Dream *Game* - whatwouldzappasay - 04-07-2009
Granted. But since you asked for it 'fully loaded', turns out the car runs on alcohol and drugs which only gets you moving violations and drunk driving fines, not to mention the trouble you're in for transporting!!!
I wish I had better taste in clothes.
Re: Corrupt a Dream *Game* - whatwouldzappasay - 04-09-2009
I smell a boycott.
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