Unique Cremate and Burial wishes

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Unique Cremate and Burial wishes - Howie Feltersnatch - 09-14-2009

As talked about on the show. What are some goofy, unique, weird ideas you've had, heard, or want.

Re: Unique Cremate and Burial wishes - 0rz0ski - 09-14-2009

My aunt's wishes are very explicit:

I need to have a closed casket, because no one will do my makeup right.

Mom teases her by saying she'll do her makeup like Mimi from the Drew Carey show.

Re: Unique Cremate and Burial wishes - Howie Feltersnatch - 09-14-2009

I thought about calling into the show and sharing my idea but was hesitant as I didn't want anyone to steal it...

My idea.

I want to be cremated and part of my ashes put into a dry chem fire extinguisher so that I can put out one more fire.

Although with my luck I'll probably cause the extinguisher to be flammable to which my brethren would then curse me.

Re: Unique Cremate and Burial wishes - Opus - 09-14-2009

I don't want anything fancy.

Cremate me and spread my ashes somewhere nice. Thats all I ask.

Re: Unique Cremate and Burial wishes - Queenie - 09-14-2009

I want to be buried next to my Momma (who would have been 70 today - God rest her soul).

Re: Unique Cremate and Burial wishes - Wiener Poopie - 09-14-2009

Im going to be stuffed in the walls of my house so I can haunt people. and stink it up.

Re: Unique Cremate and Burial wishes - doktor - 09-14-2009

I want my body converted into bullets.

Re: Unique Cremate and Burial wishes - 0rz0ski - 09-14-2009

doktor Wrote:I want my body converted into bullets.

What caliber? Choose wisely.

Re: Unique Cremate and Burial wishes - Howie Feltersnatch - 09-14-2009

0rz0ski Wrote:
doktor Wrote:I want my body converted into bullets.

What caliber? Choose wisely.

.22

the most pussiest bullet

ZING!

Re: Unique Cremate and Burial wishes - doktor - 09-14-2009

Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
0rz0ski Wrote:
doktor Wrote:I want my body converted into bullets.

What caliber? Choose wisely.

.22

the most pussiest bullet

ZING!

hahha go fuck yourself. :thumbup:

Re: Unique Cremate and Burial wishes - Mad Dog - 09-14-2009

We buried my grandpa with a wallet I made him as a Christmas gift in seventh grade, a pack of Pall Malls and a bottle of Papts Blue Ribbon.

Re: Unique Cremate and Burial wishes - 0rz0ski - 09-15-2009

Oh, Mad Dog reminds me of how we buried my grandpa...

Everyone in the family had to put something in his casket. One uncle put in a can of Red Dog, my dad put in a spoon lure, I put in pictures of my coin collection (because seriously, who the hell puts in expensive coins to be buried forever). Some of my aunts wanted to put in my Grandpa's spoiled rotten toy poodle (whose name was Rush Limbaugh...yes, I know) in the casket but my grandma was horrified. The rest of the family thought it was a good idea though... :?

Re: Unique Cremate and Burial wishes - krystal - 09-15-2009

When I die I want a viking funeral. Put me in a wooden boat, find a river, creek, swimming pool, really any body of water, and set my ass on fire.

Re: Unique Cremate and Burial wishes - doktor - 09-15-2009

krystal Wrote:When I die I want a viking funeral. Put me in a wooden boat, find a river, creek, swimming pool, really any body of water, and set my ass on fire.

In honesty this is what i want but. with more fire AND EXPLOSIONS

Re: Unique Cremate and Burial wishes - 0rz0ski - 09-15-2009

What about cremation, via viking funeral, then your ashes get put into fireworks and dynamite, then the dynamite gets used to blow up alien spaceships, and the fireworks are used at the victory celebration?

Re: Unique Cremate and Burial wishes - doktor - 09-15-2009

I was with you until "used to blow up alien spaceships"

What did the aliens do?

Re: Unique Cremate and Burial wishes - Wiener Poopie - 09-15-2009

Maybe I could be used as fertilizer for corn, canned, and labeled

EAT MY ASS!! Brand corn

Re: Unique Cremate and Burial wishes - 0rz0ski - 09-15-2009

doktor Wrote:I was with you until "used to blow up alien spaceships"

What did the aliens do?

Dude, did you not SEE Independence Day?

Re: Unique Cremate and Burial wishes - Howie Feltersnatch - 09-15-2009

Wiener Poopie Wrote:Maybe I could be used as fertilizer for corn, canned, and labeled

EAT MY ASS!! Brand corn

I'd buy it

Re: Unique Cremate and Burial wishes - Biff - 09-15-2009

Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
Wiener Poopie Wrote:Maybe I could be used as fertilizer for corn, canned, and labeled

EAT MY ASS!! Brand corn

I'd buy it

Re: Unique Cremate and Burial wishes - Wiener Poopie - 09-15-2009

admin Wrote:
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:
Wiener Poopie Wrote:Maybe I could be used as fertilizer for corn, canned, and labeled

EAT MY ASS!! Brand corn

I'd buy it

Would you EAT MY ASS corn Biff?

Re: Unique Cremate and Burial wishes - Biff - 09-15-2009

No, but I'd buy it for a dollar.

Re: Unique Cremate and Burial wishes - doktor - 09-15-2009

0rz0ski Wrote:
doktor Wrote:I was with you until "used to blow up alien spaceships"

What did the aliens do?

Dude, did you not SEE Independence Day?

Not all aliens are like that
most of them are rather benign.

Re: Unique Cremate and Burial wishes - 0rz0ski - 09-15-2009

doktor Wrote:Not all aliens are like that
most of them are rather benign.

And then they butt-probe you.

Re: Unique Cremate and Burial wishes - krystal - 09-15-2009

0rz0ski Wrote:
doktor Wrote:Not all aliens are like that
most of them are rather benign.

And then they butt-probe you.

He might enjoy that, though...

Re: Unique Cremate and Burial wishes - doktor - 09-16-2009

Nah, I've always been a top.
Don't really dig on butt play either.