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In this thread we freestyle... - cyborgmexican - 06-24-2008
Anyhting goes as long as, of course, it ends in... "Produce Joe, tell me how my taint look!"
In this thread we freestyle... - Mark the Valet - 06-24-2008
The name's Markie, I got the family tree
with a fire that'll burn ya in the third degree
and in a flash, made some cash
smoked some hash, drank some Hennessey
a rocket in my pocket comin' straight outta Tennesee
Producer Joe!
TELL ME HOW MY TAINT LOOK!
In this thread we freestyle... - dino - 06-24-2008
Mark the Valet Wrote:The name's Markie, I got the family tree
with a fire that'll burn ya in the third degree
and in a flash, made some cash
smoked some hash, drank some Hennessey
a rocket in my pocket comin' straight outta Tennesee
Producer Joe!
TELL ME HOW MY TAINT LOOK!
+1
In this thread we freestyle... - toddlerfundler - 06-24-2008
If you in the studio, and smell that stank
zane just farted, on HW's crank.
if you find yourself, in a hole,
just yell out, dadoo superbowl,
i know that was bad, please don't boo
cause i got hot stuff, comin thru (lisp)
Producer Joe!
TELL ME HOW MY TAINT LOOK!
In this thread we freestyle... - toddlerfundler - 06-24-2008
yeah i suck
In this thread we freestyle... - mainerliser - 06-24-2008
toddlerfondler Wrote:If you in the studio, and smell that stank
zane just farted, on HW's crank.
if you find yourself, in a hole,
just yell out, dadoo superbowl,
i know that was bad, please don't boo
cause i got hot stuff, comin thru (lisp)
Producer Joe!
TELL ME HOW MY TAINT LOOK!
I love it!!!!!
In this thread we freestyle... - lovegrenade - 06-24-2008
mainerliser Wrote:toddlerfondler Wrote:If you in the studio, and smell that stank
zane just farted, on HW's crank.
if you find yourself, in a hole,
just yell out, dadoo superbowl,
i know that was bad, please don't boo
cause i got hot stuff, comin thru (lisp)
Producer Joe!
TELL ME HOW MY TAINT LOOK!
I love it!!!!!
Congratulations then, you're both morons who suck at life...
In this thread we freestyle... - toddlerfundler - 06-24-2008
toddlerfondler Wrote:If you in the studio, and smell that stank
zane just farted, on HW's crank.
if you find yourself, in a hole,
just yell out, dadoo superbowl,
i know that was bad, please don't boo
cause i got hot stuff, comin thru (lisp)
Producer Joe!
TELL ME HOW MY TAINT LOOK!
Epic fail!
In this thread we freestyle... - vsangelchick - 06-24-2008
My rhyming skills are hard to match
forum guys think I'm THE catch
you won't find me in tubgirl pose
'cause I'm much better than all the hos
treat me wrong, I'll play the bitch
do me right, I'll scratch your itch
that's all I got, there ain't no more
PRODUCER JOE
Tell me how my taint look!
In this thread we freestyle... - ignition16 - 06-24-2008
rollin in the p-wagon every day
or ridin' his bike gettin in the way
for the latest news, send it over to joe
except maybe when a bus explodes
some kind of poser he is not
he says to the ladies "wow, hot"
as producers go he's writin the book
Producer Joe!
Tell me how my taint look!
In this thread we freestyle... - jimbozane - 06-24-2008
My name is Jimbo Zane and thats a fact
if you don't like it then got off my back
WORD!
In this thread we freestyle... - morecowbell - 06-24-2008
Is it just me, or do you hear the EZ Rhymes freestyle music in the back of your head everytime you read one of these?
In this thread we freestyle... - zig - 06-24-2008
I am also reading all of these in Zane's rap voice.
In this thread we freestyle... - zig - 06-24-2008
My name is Zig, I'm on the mic
I ain't no pig, I ain't no dyke
I will dance a jig, somethin' you will like
My junk is big, a tower look alike
PRODUCER JOE, TELL ME HOW MY TAINT LOOK!
In this thread we freestyle... - Philly Mike - 06-24-2008
Kaboobie here, it's Philly Mike yo,
it's my turn to get up here and flow.
Zane rides a scooter that looks kinda gay
Every day Hotwings tells us what he has to say.
Freebeer is the wheel that keeps things correct,
the interns all work and they don't get a check.
Last but not least another on the show,
he's the one I have a question for, PRODUCER JOE,
TELL ME HOW MY TAINT LOOK!
In this thread we freestyle... - born2bone - 06-24-2008
vsangelchick Wrote:My rhyming skills are hard to match
forum guys think I'm THE catch
you won't find me in tubgirl pose
'cause I'm much better than all the hos
treat me wrong, I'll play the bitch
do me right, I'll scratch your itch
that's all I got, there ain't no more
PRODUCER JOE
Tell me how my taint look!
ill do you right!
In this thread we freestyle... - buchholz - 06-24-2008
Someone needs to get an audio clip of the Freestyle bit that they just did today. (6/24) Starting where the shaq part ended and the Freestyling started. Because it went from a small joke and just escalated out of control to PRODUCER JOE!!! TELL ME HOW MY TAINT LOOK!
And it had me almost rolling on the ground in laughter. one of the best bits i've heard in a LONG time.
In this thread we freestyle... - potthole - 06-24-2008
morecowbell Wrote:Is it just me, or do you hear the EZ Rhymes freestyle music in the back of your head everytime you read one of these?
To quote my favorite EZ Rhyme diddy...
"Cuz I was walkin' down the street,
Beatin' my meat!
When I saw a lovely girl,
So sweet and petite!"
I wish we could hear more of Zane rapping.
In this thread we freestyle... - sleazykeyz - 06-24-2008
joe and zane are definetaly gay
i saw them both at the bar the other day
zane had his hand in joes left pocket
movin' it around and tuggin' on his rocket
zane brought him to the bathroom to hit it from the back
hoped joe wouldnt freak out about his two nutsacks
"where's your leg hair" joe pulled off his coveralls
zane removed his "do you have four balls?"
they got it on anyway, zane shouted out...
PRODUCER JOE! TELL ME HOW MY TAINT LOOK!
In this thread we freestyle... - peytonwqlz - 06-25-2008
Ok, I'm not functioning yet.. but here goes...
My names Lady Peyton and im here to say
I listen to the show most everyday
Early in the morning, going to work
Good ol zane, always being a jerk,
Drivin through the streets cut off by a minger
I honk my horn give that ho the finger
If I had an airhorn id blow you away
The most action you
In this thread we freestyle... - providencecrow - 06-25-2008
I'm a love grenade, I'm comin in
bitches all love to pull my pin
Pull too fast, im gonna blow
Waste of time if you pull too slow
Motorboat those cans, like Dick Nixon
At Watergate, he got his fixin.
Caused him to say "i am not a crook"
But, PRODUCER JOE, Tell me how my taint look
In this thread we freestyle... - sluttynurse - 06-25-2008
Philly Mike Wrote:Kaboobie here, it's Philly Mike yo,
it's my turn to get up here and flow.
Zane rides a scooter that looks kinda gay
Every day Hotwings tells us what he has to say.
Freebeer is the wheel that keeps things correct,
the interns all work and they don't get a check.
Last but not least another on the show,
he's the one I have a question for, PRODUCER JOE,
TELL ME HOW MY TAINT LOOK!
I love this one. Favorite so far.
In this thread we freestyle... - derek - 06-25-2008
The song is available for download here.
In this thread we freestyle... - yogurtsling - 06-25-2008
Zane's gay, now let's all laugh
He and Joe go and take a baff
FB and HW are the poop
They throw ropes in their fruit loop
IPJ bumps uglies with Sean the Meth Trucker in his big rig
Then Joe made her squeal like a pig
Zane gave mouth party to a fishhook
Producer Joe, Tell me how my taint look!
In this thread we freestyle... - mudroomdonna - 06-26-2008
Just from the subject, I thought this thread would be about putting things in the microwave and seeing what happens. That's a big reason to tune in, right there!