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Four Short Stories - Biff - 12-29-2009
ONE - I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said, "Morning." He said, "No, just taking a shit."
TWO - When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked Him to forgive me.
THREE - My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She looked at me and yelled, "You did this to me, you bastard!" I casually replied, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said, 'That would hurt too much'."
FOUR - I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
Re: Four Short Stories - Queenie - 12-30-2009
:lol: :thumbup: Number 2 is my favorite!
Re: Four Short Stories - plungerhand - 12-30-2009
Queenie Wrote::lol: :thumbup: Number 2 is my favorite!
ewwww!!! not to confuse Zane...which is number 2?
Re: Four Short Stories - Mad Dog - 01-03-2010
Those are Hillarious!!
Re: Four Short Stories - Titan! - 01-05-2010
Not really a short story, but dumb none the less.
What's better than roses on your piano ?
Tulips on your organ.