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HW Schlong - yogurtsling - 06-26-2008
Why does he have to brag so muc? I keep feeling less adequate every time he mentions that python.
HW Schlong - Howie Feltersnatch - 06-26-2008
hopefully he doesn't have a pig in his python...:O
HW Schlong - eatmyvirus - 06-26-2008
He doesn't really seem to brag all that much about it... kinda leaves that up to Zane.
HW Schlong - Howie Feltersnatch - 06-26-2008
eatmyvirus Wrote:He doesn't really seem to brag all that much about it... kinda leaves that up to Zane.
actually HW wang is so big it has vocal chords....remarkably it sounds IDENTICAL to Zane and fills in from sometime. Often it is actually HW's ween that is bragging about itself.
...little known fact
HW Schlong - eatmyvirus - 06-26-2008
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Wow... now that you mention it... Zane does sound like a dick most of the time. I just never put two and two together.eatmyvirus Wrote:He doesn't really seem to brag all that much about it... kinda leaves that up to Zane.
actually HW wang is so big it has vocal chords....remarkably it sounds IDENTICAL to Zane and fills in from sometime. Often it is actually HW's ween that is bragging about itself.
...little known fact
HW Schlong - Howie Feltersnatch - 06-26-2008
And people often think that Eric Zane was 'the voice' of The Dude....The Dude is actually a real person. He retired a little to early and had a few interviews lined up...well Hot Weens (as HW's wang often goes by) can do an un-canny impression of The Dude and would fill in, and because Hot Weens does sound so much like Zane people began to think that it was infact Zane playing The Dude...nope...Hot Weens
HW Schlong - enormousgenitals - 06-26-2008
HW is hung like a peanut.
HW Schlong - Howie Feltersnatch - 06-26-2008
enormousgenitals Wrote:HW is hung like a peanut.
they say the guys that brag are the guys that have nothing to brag about.....Zane does all the bragging....
Maybe he has a man-crush on HW...
HW Schlong - enormousgenitals - 06-26-2008
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:enormousgenitals Wrote:HW is hung like a peanut.
they say the guys that brag are the guys that have nothing to brag about.....Zane does all the bragging....
Maybe he has a man-crush on HW...
I think Zane wants to make tracks down HW's dirt highway.
HW Schlong - kaboobie - 06-26-2008
enormousgenitals Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:they say the guys that brag are the guys that have nothing to brag about.....Zane does all the bragging....
Maybe he has a man-crush on HW...
I think Zane wants to make tracks down HW's dirt highway.
yeah... and i hope he doesn't spill his load.
HW Schlong - Howie Feltersnatch - 06-27-2008
kaboobie Wrote:enormousgenitals Wrote:I think Zane wants to make tracks down HW's dirt highway.
yeah... and i hope he doesn't spill his load.
yah that could be dangerous. My gravel road has a huge pothole that could easily rip the rubber right of the car. If said car is top heavy carrying luggage or whatnot the load will def spill
HW Schlong - ivanafuccu - 06-27-2008
I think that it is strange that all of the people who are debating HW's slong are guys.
HW Schlong - Wiener Poopie - 06-27-2008
enormousgenitals Wrote:HW is hung like a peanut.
I agree
HW Schlong - sluttynurse - 06-27-2008
ivanafuccu Wrote:I think that it is strange that all of the people who are debating HW's slong are guys.
I thought so too. So, for a girl's opinion on the thing, size does matter. If it's as big as his ego is when he gets talking about cars I will be very well satisfied!
Although I think I' d rather do free beer if I had to make a choice.
HW Schlong - Howie Feltersnatch - 06-27-2008
sluttynurse Wrote:[quote author=ivanafuccu board=general thread=501 post=7482 time=1214586770]
Although I think I' d rather do free beer if I had to make a choice.
freebeer really? must be those monsterously kissable lips
HW Schlong - sluttynurse - 06-27-2008
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:sluttynurse Wrote:[quote author=ivanafuccu board=general thread=501 post=7482 time=1214586770]
Although I think I' d rather do free beer if I had to make a choice.
freebeer really? must be those monsterously kissable lips
It's actually his personality that I find attractive, but now that you mention it, his massive lips might have their benefits. :-*
HW Schlong - Howie Feltersnatch - 06-27-2008
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hotwings
HW Schlong - Wiener Poopie - 06-27-2008
It's Hot Wings! ^^
HW Schlong - Howie Feltersnatch - 06-27-2008
sluttynurse Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:[quote author=sluttynurse board=general thread=501 post=7487 time=1214587862]
freebeer really? must be those monsterously kissable lips
It's actually his personality that I find attractive, but now that you mention it, his massive lips might have their benefits. :-*
do you sit on a sponge when he does his Ricky Laugh?
HW Schlong - sluttynurse - 06-27-2008
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:sluttynurse Wrote:[quote author=howiefeltersnatch board=general thread=501 post=7489 time=1214588141]
It's actually his personality that I find attractive, but now that you mention it, his massive lips might have their benefits. :-*
do you sit on a sponge when he does his Ricky Laugh?
No, I sit on something else. ;D
HW Schlong - Howie Feltersnatch - 06-27-2008
sluttynurse Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:[quote author=sluttynurse board=general thread=501 post=7497 time=1214588439]
do you sit on a sponge when he does his Ricky Laugh?
No, I sit on something else. ;D
:o
PG-13 chicky
HW Schlong - sluttynurse - 06-27-2008
Sorry. I get carried away sometimes. It's the brainless part of being a brainless slut.
Although is PG-13 really a requirement on a thread about a schlong?
HW Schlong - Howie Feltersnatch - 06-27-2008
sluttynurse Wrote:Sorry. I get carried away sometimes. It's the brainless part of being a brainless slut.
Although is PG-13 really a requirement on a thread about a schlong?
touche
HW Schlong - beckyp - 06-27-2008
hot wings can block out the sun with his crank. fact.
HW Schlong - maxer64 - 06-27-2008
Hot Wings was actually the inspiration for the Simpsons episode where Homer is making a dating video for Flanders, and when taping Flanders in the shower, the blurry bar went down to his shins.
HW Schlong - fistor!@# - 06-27-2008
One time HW lifted a car off a woman using nothing but a copy of Blacktail. Fact.
HW Schlong - beckyp - 06-27-2008
hot wings' meat hammer wont just poke out your eye, it'll cave your face in. fact.
HW Schlong - fistor!@# - 06-27-2008
One time HW was taking a nap outside. He dreamed of sexytimes with zane's wife. A farmer came along and wrapped the massive proturbance in sheet steel so as to keep the sun from burning it. What resulted was the very first grain silo. Fact.
HW Schlong - fistor!@# - 06-27-2008
HW can perform a no-handed push up. Fact.
HW Schlong - beckyp - 06-27-2008
Fistor Wrote:HW can perform a no-handed push up. Fact.
for whatever reason reading that reminded me of back when they did "talk to the tape", specifically the Jack Black one's where'd he'd talk about cock push-ups.
HW Schlong - zig - 06-27-2008
In case of a fire, Hot Wing's crank can be used to rappel from a window as high as 12 stories up. Fact.