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The worst songs in the history of ever - fistor!@# - 07-20-2008
The only rule is that these had to've had some airplay either on the radio or on a video channel. It's more fun if there's a good possibility others here have heard them. Some of my "favorites":
Billy Ocean - Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrkKwjCnIpY
Gotta love songs that suggest abduction. People actually liked this song. Music, and people, in the 80's were completely effed up. This will be a common theme.
Firehouse - Don't Treat Me Bad
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YR8OwyQMguk
Somewhere along the line, it was determined that this type of "music" was on the same par as Metallica and Slayer. The video for this song was actually shown on Headbanger's Ball. This whiny, high-pitched full frontal assault upon the ears was actually considered "heavy metal". Listen to this guy whine about how he won't cry anymore. Are you effing serious?
Slaughter - Up All Night
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0JJXy2pKy7A
Same as above. Mark Slaughter looooved to climb the scales, as if he believed the higher the falsetto, the harder he rocked. I seriously wanted this guy to accidentally fall into a vat of acid.
Calloway - I Wanna Be Rich
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s99ycqEvGc
The first time I heard this flaming pile of moose shit, I dubbed it the worst song ever. All these years later, and I think it's still holding up that honor. Not one instrument on the entire song, and the video shows one of the band members lifting weights for no apparent reason. I hate this song with every fiber of my being.
The worst songs in the history of ever - Allyson - 07-20-2008
Most of today's hip hop totally blows.
Soulja Boy - Crank That
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LpocrqvP2Yg
Lil Wayne - Lollipop
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JIG1Vr0h_aE
There are more, but you get the point. Don't these guys have anything semi-intelligent to say?
The worst songs in the history of ever - yewt - 07-20-2008
Allyson Wrote:Most of today's hip hop totally blows.
Soulja Boy - Crank That
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LpocrqvP2Yg
Lil Wayne - Lollipop
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JIG1Vr0h_aE
There are more, but you get the point. Don't these guys have anything semi-intelligent to say?
I can tell you have an amazing taste in music JUST from that.
The worst songs in the history of ever - peachs - 07-21-2008
g-d rick astley..... all I have to do is think about that darn song and it gets stuck in my head...
The worst songs in the history of ever - dasbow - 07-21-2008
The worst song ever is so bad that it's been retired from the lists. I give you Macarthur Park. Number 2 on the charts in 1968; Donna Summer's disco remake hit #1 in 1978. If you want to know what made it so bad, besides the overwrought singing and instrumentation, check out these lyrics:
http://www.leoslyrics.com/listlyrics.php?id=3634
The worst songs in the history of ever - derek - 07-21-2008
Allyson Wrote:Most of today's hip hop totally blows.
Soulja Boy - Crank That
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LpocrqvP2Yg
Lil Wayne - Lollipop
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JIG1Vr0h_aE
There are more, but you get the point. Don't these guys have anything semi-intelligent to say?
We need more people like oyu in this world
The worst songs in the history of ever - Biff - 07-21-2008
We Built This City - Starship
The worst songs in the history of ever - Mark the Valet - 07-21-2008
Admin Wrote:We Built This City - StarshipThe thread title is WORST songs, Biff. Not 'Greatest Songs in History'
The worst songs in the history of ever - dingdongyo - 07-21-2008
Allyson Wrote:Most of today's hip hop totally blows.
Soulja Boy - Crank That
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LpocrqvP2Yg
Lil Wayne - Lollipop
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JIG1Vr0h_aE
There are more, but you get the point. Don't these guys have anything semi-intelligent to say?
a lot of songs that sound great have stupid lyrics (for example, every one of kid rock's hits)... but that stupid friggin' soulja boy line dance is the most irritating thing to watch since the macarena.
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oh yeah, bad songs. i can't remember what it was called, but the "band" was eiffel 65. that should be enough. i think they only played one.
The worst songs in the history of ever - Queenie - 07-21-2008
Mark the Valet Wrote:Admin Wrote:We Built This City - StarshipThe thread title is WORST songs, Biff. Not 'Greatest Songs in History'
Mark . . . I have to go with Biff on this one . . . that was a very irritating song.
The worst songs in the history of ever - fistor!@# - 07-21-2008
Queenie Wrote:Mark the Valet Wrote:The thread title is WORST songs, Biff. Not 'Greatest Songs in History'
Mark . . . I have to go with Biff on this one . . . that was a very irritating song.
I'm pretty sure Mark was goofing.
I mean, he HAD to be.
The worst songs in the history of ever - potthole - 07-21-2008
Queenie Wrote:Mark the Valet Wrote:The thread title is WORST songs, Biff. Not 'Greatest Songs in History'
Mark . . . I have to go with Biff on this one . . . that was a very irritating song.
We Built This City was rated very high a few years ago on a list of best rock songs. I'm pretty sure that's what Mark was getting at.
The worst songs in the history of ever - fistor!@# - 07-21-2008
potthole Wrote:Queenie Wrote:Mark . . . I have to go with Biff on this one . . . that was a very irritating song.
We Built This City was rated very high a few years ago on a list of best rock songs. I'm pretty sure that's what Mark was getting at.
Challenge.
Show me this bogus list.
The worst songs in the history of ever - potthole - 07-21-2008
Fistor Wrote:potthole Wrote:We Built This City was rated very high a few years ago on a list of best rock songs. I'm pretty sure that's what Mark was getting at.
Challenge.
Show me this bogus list.
Wait... I'm wrong, I think. The more I think about it, I think it was actually #1 on a list of the worst songs. I'm a moron.
The worst songs in the history of ever - fistor!@# - 07-21-2008
potthole Wrote:Fistor Wrote:Challenge.
Show me this bogus list.
Wait... I'm wrong, I think. The more I think about it, I think it was actually #1 on a list of the worst songs. I'm a moron.
Damn. I wanted to see a "best songs" list that had that song on it.
The worst songs in the history of ever - plungerhand - 07-21-2008
Alan Jackson.......Where I Come From, it's cornbread and chicken..... WTF????
I swear that dude could write about takin' a dump and 1 million country bumpkins would buy it.... ( I am forced to hear some country music 'cause of my locale) it's the law.
The worst songs in the history of ever - Mark the Valet - 07-21-2008
I was being tongue in cheek.
The worst songs in the history of ever - zeehawk30 - 07-21-2008
jus' P Wrote:Alan Jackson.......Where I Come From, it's cornbread and chicken..... WTF????
I swear that dude could write about takin' a dump and 1 million country bumpkins would buy it.... ( I am forced to hear some country music 'cause of my locale) it's the law.
Agreed. Right up there with that one is Brad Paisley - Ticks... Seriously... I'd like to check you for ticks?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KvHB4zpNX4
The worst songs in the history of ever - Queenie - 07-21-2008
Mark the Valet Wrote:I was being tongue in cheek.
I'm sure . . .next time use one of those little smiley guys like this one
if you don't mind so I don't get bashed for disagreeing with you. 
The worst songs in the history of ever - Biff - 07-21-2008
Queenie Wrote:Mark the Valet Wrote:I was being tongue in cheek.
I'm sure . . .next time use one of those little smiley guys like this one
I don't think any smiley is necessary to indicate that level of sarcasm.
BTW, on another board someone mentioned listening to "love grenade" on the "what are you listening to" thread. I really had to ask if they were serious. Apparently they were.
The worst songs in the history of ever - Opus - 07-21-2008
Hands down, for me, the worst song ever is that Barbie Girl song. I used to cringe when I heard it coming on the radio and had to change the channel immediately.
The worst songs in the history of ever - beerbarella - 07-21-2008
Mickey by Tony Basil. It makes me want to gouge out my ears with a spoon.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ULk30EEMIY4
The worst songs in the history of ever - Queenie - 07-21-2008
beerbarella Wrote:Mickey by Tony Basil. It makes me want to gouge out my ears with a spoon.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ULk30EEMIY4
Sorry . . . the cheerleader in me liked that one, but she looks pretty stupid with all that makeup.
The worst songs in the history of ever - boizalynne - 07-22-2008
Admin Wrote:We Built This City - StarshipI loved that song when I was 5....
Seriously goes to show how young I am...
And how old you are...
The worst songs in the history of ever - Wiener Poopie - 07-22-2008
Worst song ever!
[flash=350,287]http://www.youtube.com/v/MxN_pbMOFk0&hl=en[/flash]
The worst songs in the history of ever - plungerhand - 07-22-2008
wienerpoopie Wrote:Worst song ever!
[flash=350,287]http://www.youtube.com/v/MxN_pbMOFk0&hl=en[/flash]
The fact that he/it ripped off a GREAT song ( Under Pressure) by Queen w/ David Bowie makes me have to concur.
The worst songs in the history of ever - zeehawk30 - 07-22-2008
wienerpoopie Wrote:Worst song ever!
[flash=350,287]http://www.youtube.com/v/MxN_pbMOFk0&hl=en[/flash]
I just sang along when I watched that video... apparently I know most if not all of the words. I also want to go to Magoos on 44th now and dance because they usually play that there. Smite me if you must.
The worst songs in the history of ever - fistor!@# - 07-22-2008
Ice Ice Baby is actually a pretty catchy song. I liked it when it came out.
Probably because he had enough musical taste enough to rip off Queen and Bowie, like plunger said. Under Pressure is an outstanding song. Really, that's the only appealing part of Ice Ice Baby - the rest of it is garbage.
The worst songs in the history of ever - elranito - 07-22-2008
jus' P Wrote:My undying gratitude (and a victory over the internets) to anyone who can find a video of that Vanilla Ice interview where he explained the "difference" between his song and "Under Pressure". I can't find the darn thing anywhere.wienerpoopie Wrote:Worst song ever!
The fact that he/it ripped off a GREAT song ( Under Pressure) by Queen w/ David Bowie makes me have to concur.
The worst songs in the history of ever - elranito - 07-22-2008
Fistor Wrote:Damn. I wanted to see a "best songs" list that had that song on it.
![[Image: bestever.jpg]](http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n101/elranito/bestever.jpg)
The worst songs in the history of ever - fistor!@# - 07-22-2008
elranito Wrote:jus' P Wrote:The fact that he/it ripped off a GREAT song ( Under Pressure) by Queen w/ David Bowie makes me have to concur.My undying gratitude (and a victory over the internets) to anyone who can find a video of that Vanilla Ice interview where he explained the "difference" between his song and "Under Pressure". I can't find the darn thing anywhere.
I remember that.
"It's not the same! Theirs goes 'dun dun dun dundundundun...dun dun dun dundundundun' and mine goes 'dun dun dun dundundundun DUN dun dun dun dundundundun.'"
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The worst songs in the history of ever - boizalynne - 07-22-2008
jus' P Wrote:I love Queen...wienerpoopie Wrote:Worst song ever!
[flash=350,287]http://www.youtube.com/v/MxN_pbMOFk0&hl=en[/flash]
The fact that he/it ripped off a GREAT song ( Under Pressure) by Queen w/ David Bowie makes me have to concur.
The worst songs in the history of ever - Queenie - 07-22-2008
Fistor Wrote:elranito Wrote:My undying gratitude (and a victory over the internets) to anyone who can find a video of that Vanilla Ice interview where he explained the "difference" between his song and "Under Pressure". I can't find the darn thing anywhere.
I remember that.
"It's not the same! Theirs goes 'dun dun dun dundundundun...dun dun dun dundundundun' and mine goes 'dun dun dun dundundundun DUN dun dun dun dundundundun.'"
:
Vanilla Ice . . . what a queer!
The worst songs in the history of ever - ipowrie - 07-22-2008
Smells Like Teen Spirit- Nirvana
Silly Love Song- Paul McCartney
Pour Some Sugar on Me- Def Leppard
The worst songs in the history of ever - Wiener Poopie - 07-22-2008
ipowrie Wrote:Smells Like Teen Spirit- Nirvana
Silly Love Song- Paul McCartney
Pour Some Sugar on Me- Def Leppard
-1 I like Nirvana
The worst songs in the history of ever - fistor!@# - 07-22-2008
ipowrie Wrote:Smells Like Teen Spirit- Nirvana
To call this one of the worst songs ever is idiocy.
The worst songs in the history of ever - overheadpageme - 07-23-2008
Zee Wrote:jus' P Wrote:Alan Jackson.......Where I Come From, it's cornbread and chicken..... WTF????
I swear that dude could write about takin' a dump and 1 million country bumpkins would buy it.... ( I am forced to hear some country music 'cause of my locale) it's the law.
Agreed. Right up there with that one is Brad Paisley - Ticks... Seriously... I'd like to check you for ticks?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KvHB4zpNX4
That is a damn hilarious song!
The worst songs in the history of ever - overheadpageme - 07-23-2008
ipowrie Wrote:Smells Like Teen Spirit- Nirvana
Silly Love Song- Paul McCartney
Pour Some Sugar on Me- Def Leppard
Booo!! I love "Pour Some Sugar on Me"
The worst songs in the history of ever - Allyson - 07-23-2008
ipowrie Wrote:Smells Like Teen Spirit- Nirvana
VH1's best song of the '90s.
The worst songs in the history of ever - peachs - 07-23-2008
How do you like me now? by Toby Keith.. I love the guy, but damn, this song just irritates me...
oh.. and Peanut Butter Jelly Time.... ughhhhhh