Songs of the show tournament

[heywoodjablome]

zane mentioned the other day that it might be fun to have a battle of dick songs next March, which got me thinking. A tournament of songs from the show would probably be a great time, and since there are so many good ones, it wouldn't be as obvious of a winner as it was for the March Mingers tournament. That be said, this thread is for song ideas in case they want to do that tournament next March. Hopefully we can keep this going up until then.

For starters:
Gordon Lightfoot - The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
Melanie - Rollerskates song
Uncle Pullfinger - Who cut the cheese
Ted Nugent - Love grenade
Family Guy - You have AIDS
Family Guy - Cowboy Gay Sex
Jack Johnson - Good People (Bro music)
Sammy Stevens - Montgomery Flea Market song
Buzz clifford - babysitting boogie
Stompin tom connors - The ketchup song
Harry Chapin - Cats in the cradle
EZ rhymes - My Catalina

[mikefromphilly]

Must include some Red Sovine......

[joesschwantz]

Don't forget about the Prader-Willi rap.

"I got Prader-Willi, but my name's not Willi."

[Rock Monster]

dick songs....
For starters:
Gordon Lightfoot - The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

Whoa Whoa...

That, sir, is NOT a dick song! It's only the greatest song ever!!!!

[heywoodjablome]

i just said songs of the show, i didn't want just dick songs because, as you said, we couldn't have included that one