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Grandpa is patiently waiting at the dinner table while Grandma is in the dressing room primping herself for an expected evening of fun in bed with Grandpa.
As Grandma comes out of the dressing room, she spreads open her robe and proclaims "Super Pussy!"
Grandpa looks, mulls it over and states, "I'll have the soup."
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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Does he eat the soup out of her pussy?
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Ha!
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airhornahole Wrote:Does he eat the soup out of her pussy?
You kiss your mother with that mouth??
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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[drop]got some gaps in your jokes, bitch![/drop]
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whats the difference between pea soup and roast beef?
well... anyone can "roast beef"
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Admin Wrote:airhornahole Wrote:I just didn't understand the point of the joke I guess. I was expecting something more. Especially from Biff.
Read the joke out loud.
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Quite the right moment for the use of:
LMAO
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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i get it. ain't making me laugh but i get it.
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Admin Wrote:Jo Wrote:i get it. ain't making me laugh but i get it.
Who explained it to you?
Now that made me laugh, not the joke unfortunately.
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