Stepping in it

[Biff]

And yet another great Howie inspired poll.

[Titan!]

cat puke, there's usually less of it.

[plungerhand]

I don't have indoor dogs, but child puke has got to rank pretty close.

[fetusfacedwindbag]

talk about a landslide.....

[elranito]

talk about a landslide.....

2+2 =

A. 4
B. 5

[airhornahole]

talk about a landslide.....

2+2 =

A. 4
B. 5

Don't laugh, I had a calc prof mathematically prove that 2+2 = 5.

I don't remember how but he did.

[Titan!]

2+2 =

A. 4
B. 5

Don't laugh, I had a calc prof mathematically prove that 2+2 = 5.

I don't remember how but he did.

Was that one of those, if you can divide by 0 you can prove that an elephant weighs the same as a feather things ?

[airhornahole]

Don't laugh, I had a calc prof mathematically prove that 2+2 = 5.

I don't remember how but he did.

Was that one of those, if you can divide by 0 you can prove that an elephant weighs the same as a feather things ?

That was too many years and beers ago.

[fetusfacedwindbag]

talk about a landslide.....

2+2 =

A. 4
B. 5

2+2???

I'm showing 10 votes for cat vs. 0 votes for dog....

I'm going to need an expl.

[peachs]

honestly, our cats don't puke that much, and it doesnt really smell bad when they do...

[plungerhand]

I don't have indoor dogs, but child puke has got to rank pretty close.

This Message Board has become an insight into the future...

My 8 yr old daughter woke me up about 2 am with, " Daddy! I puked..."
My response," Did you make it in the toilet?" ( please please please)

daughter," Almost..."


....the best part of waking up....isn't cleaning my daughter's puke...

[fistor!@#]

I don't have indoor dogs, but child puke has got to rank pretty close.

This Message Board has become an insight into the future...

My 8 yr old daughter woke me up about 2 am with, " Daddy! I puked..."
My response," Did you make it in the toilet?" ( please please please)

daughter," Almost..."


....the best part of waking up....isn't cleaning my daughter's puke...

Happens every year. I have three under the age of 8. The older two have just started getting to the toilet on time, but the 2 year old just let's 'er fly wherever she may be at the moment.

Funny how after then first few times, you just get into a system. Inevitably the kid will be in our bed with us because she'll be fussy. Then I'll go from 0-60 on the awake scale in a nanosecond after I hear my wife say, "She's puking!!!" My wife instantly whisks her to the bathroom while I roll off the bed and asses the situation. I then strip the bed and bring everything downstairs to throw in the wash, then bring every cleaning solution in the house back upstairs with me to start attacking the mattress and any other surface that has been vomitized. Then the wife gives the baby a bath while I re-make the bed with fresh linens.

Then of course, we stay on puke watch for the rest of the night with a bucket at the ready.

[dino]

I vote Dog shit. I don't have a cat so if I stepped in it in the wee hours of the morning I would be thinking "WTF! There's a effing cat in my house!"

[Howie Feltersnatch]

wait....how did i inspire this?

[peachs]

wait....how did i inspire this?

geee.... i dunno howie.... :

[Rock Monster]

wait....how did i inspire this?

I think he's saying you're like a pile of poo.

[Howie Feltersnatch]

wait....how did i inspire this?

I think he's saying you're like a pile of poo.

"which would you rather step in...?"

Cat Puke or Howie....cat puke is winning.





no i think it's cause i mentioned that my wife's cat yaks all over the place and it pisses me off

[Queenie]

wait....how did i inspire this?

I think he's saying you're like a pile of poo.

He's not the intern of poo . . . he's the intern of POON. C'mon RM, get it right.

[jaydethespaz]

I have stepped in dog shit in the wee hours of the morning. and to be honest i would take any kind of puke over that. gross!