Happy Birthday Howie!!
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Happy Birthday Howie!!
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01-20-2009, 10:55 AM
![[Image: cake.jpg]](http://i329.photobucket.com/albums/l371/janiceam/cake.jpg) Hope you have a great day!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
01-20-2009, 11:04 AM
Thanks,
hopefully it'll be better than my weekend was....I was shoveling my Allyson forehead deep snow off the roof and fell halfway through a skylight..... i'm ok though!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
01-20-2009, 11:05 AM
Couldn't you have just shoved it out of the way with the sole of your shoe?
01-20-2009, 11:12 AM
Ha...H-Man.
When I was in Cub Scouts, the ghost story at Scout Camp was that of a man who had his house burn down, killing his wife and child. The burning wall fell on him, and the studs burned a giant H into his chest, and the legend of Harry H-Man was born. I hadn't thought about H-man in decades. Too funny. 
01-20-2009, 11:25 AM
Have a good one snatch!!
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
01-20-2009, 11:27 AM
Jiggy Wrote:Have a good one snatch!! thats what my father in law said....he has no idea that this board exists
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
01-20-2009, 11:29 AM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Thanks,makes me think of the time my drunk uncle bob fell through my dad's garage roof, catching himself with his beer gut and pedaling his skinny legs in the air. it was funny, because he's old and loud and drunk and stupid and ugly. happy birthday! no more drunken roof shoveling.
01-20-2009, 11:31 AM
I was sent this
![[Image: birt_120.jpg]](http://mail2.someecards.com/filestorage/birt_120.jpg)
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
01-20-2009, 11:32 AM
Happy Birthday Howie!
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
01-20-2009, 12:17 PM
Oh no . . . not Mr. Feltersnatch. He is taking time off of work just to go help a friend shovel his roof. Now that is humanity!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
01-20-2009, 12:19 PM
Happy B-day howie.....now go running around on more roofs and let us know how it goes....more laughs never hurt!
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza 
01-20-2009, 12:25 PM
Sucks about your skylight... but I have to be honest I laughed out loud when I saw your wife's facebook status.... of course then I wondered if you made out alright... falling through a skylight can't be the best way to start your morning....
01-20-2009, 02:03 PM
Admin Wrote:HBD! Now that is lazy typing lol Happy 26th birthday man.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
01-20-2009, 02:58 PM
Philly Mike Wrote:Admin Wrote:HBD! no, he was calling me a Huge Bag of Dicks...  I'm back from my buddies roof...he made sure to point out both sky lights 2 or 3 times, and then his wife did the same again. We had 2 guys a small 1 stage snowblower and 2 shovels up there... www.yaktrax.com work wonders on ice, snow, and now shingled roof!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
01-20-2009, 03:00 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:I'm back from my buddies roof...he made sure to point out both sky lights 2 or 3 times, and then his wife did the same again. We had 2 guys a small 1 stage snowblower and 2 shovels up there... 
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
01-20-2009, 03:01 PM
Quote:www.yaktrax.com work wonders on ice, snow, and now shingled roof! www.thesun.com Works almost as well, with significantly less risk of jackassery.
01-20-2009, 03:10 PM
Queenie Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:I'm back from my buddies roof...he made sure to point out both sky lights 2 or 3 times, and then his wife did the same again. We had 2 guys a small 1 stage snowblower and 2 shovels up there... you shoulda seen the looks as he ran the snowblower
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
01-20-2009, 03:12 PM
hotzester Wrote:This is Michigan......we don't get any sun until Feb 23rd at the earliest.Quote:www.yaktrax.com work wonders on ice, snow, and now shingled roof!
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
01-21-2009, 08:38 AM
dino Wrote:hotzester Wrote:www.thesun.com Works almost as well, with significantly less risk of jackassery.This is Michigan......we don't get any sun until Feb 23rd at the earliest. well at least i know we're not alone mn is the same way
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
01-21-2009, 11:18 PM
Titan ! Wrote:Happy Birthday, hope you get laid. ah, he speaks. late as usual
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
01-22-2009, 10:41 AM
Philly Mike Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:Happy Birthday, hope you got laid. There fixed
Wowie Groovie !
01-22-2009, 10:43 AM
Titan ! Wrote:Philly Mike Wrote:ah, he speaks. late as usual I didn't
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
01-22-2009, 10:53 AM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:There fixed Well like all of us in Philly are so used to saying, there's always next year.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
01-22-2009, 10:58 AM
Philly Mike Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:I didn't This thread reminds me why I love this board
Wowie Groovie !
01-22-2009, 11:11 AM
Titan ! Wrote:Philly Mike Wrote:Well like all of us in Philly are so used to saying, there's always next year. Well it's good to see you on at least once a day again.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] |
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