01-21-2009, 08:57 AM
Thanks to Howie.
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01-21-2009, 09:49 AM
"grrr! i can benchpress a whale but can't reach around to wipe my own ass."
01-21-2009, 11:34 AM
damn, i'm out of steroids... someone wring my shirt out and inject me with it.
01-21-2009, 11:37 AM
Why do I work out? cause my parents named me Gayle
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
01-21-2009, 12:13 PM
Looks like somebody ate their spinach!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!  
01-21-2009, 12:28 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Why do I work out? cause my parents named me Gayle  That's my brothers name. Except he spells it Gale. That's awesome.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
01-21-2009, 12:30 PM
google : 'the man who's arm exploded'
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
01-21-2009, 01:06 PM
Looks like titan photoshopped a pic of himself
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] 
01-21-2009, 09:42 PM
I won our bet that I couldn't get 10 kickballs surgically implanted into my body... PAY ME BITCH.
01-22-2009, 08:16 AM
Bill's dream of becoming the Michelin Man has finally come true.
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you have to load or unload, go to the White Zone. You'll love it. It's a way of life.
01-22-2009, 10:53 AM
whatwouldzappasay Wrote:Bill's dream of becoming the Michelin Man has finally come true. +1
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
01-22-2009, 08:25 PM
Queenie Wrote:whatwouldzappasay Wrote:Bill's dream of becoming the Michelin Man has finally come true. Does that mean I get an 'exault' vote???? ??? I was hoping someone would find that funny, being a newbie here and all. heh
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you have to load or unload, go to the White Zone. You'll love it. It's a way of life.
01-23-2009, 10:51 AM
whatwouldzappasay Wrote:Queenie Wrote:+1 My +1 upped your karma to 2. Just try and stay on the plus side and you'll be okay (i.e. don't piss anybody off and stay away from my husband  ).
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
01-23-2009, 10:55 AM
Queenie Wrote:(i.e. don't piss anybody off ). Good luck with that one though. You're bound to rub someone the wrone way at one time or another.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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