5 ways our brains trick us
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5 ways our brains trick us
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03-02-2009, 02:17 PM
Found this on cracked.com, wow we really would be terrible at life without most of these "tricks."
http://www.cracked.com/article_17103_5-w...-head.html
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-02-2009, 03:02 PM
gee dee brains suck. Well I'm definitely becoming a robot at first opportunity
03-02-2009, 04:49 PM
Doktor Wrote:gee dee brains suck. Well I'm definitely becoming a robot at first opportunity Well, the plus side to that is you couldn't get any dumber.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
03-02-2009, 04:51 PM
Krystal Wrote:Doktor Wrote:gee dee brains suck. Well I'm definitely becoming a robot at first opportunity I thought i smelled someone getting burned up here in the playpen.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
03-02-2009, 04:52 PM
He made himself the easy target. What kind of person would I be if I let it go?
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
03-02-2009, 05:01 PM
Krystal Wrote:He made himself the easy target. What kind of person would I be if I let it go? A slow one?
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
03-02-2009, 05:13 PM
zdunklee Wrote:Krystal Wrote:He made himself the easy target. What kind of person would I be if I let it go? I was thinking a nice one, but that is one attribute I never claimed to possess.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
03-02-2009, 06:00 PM
Hardly a burn, hardly any fanfare.
Pat yourself on the back, thinking you're a "bad" girl, whatever. You're not deep evil or dark. so stfu. 
03-02-2009, 06:08 PM
I think this image is a little over the line.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
03-02-2009, 06:43 PM
Doktor Wrote:gee dee brains suck. Well I'm definitely becoming a robot at first opportunity You seem like you're halfway there, you already have the mindless repetitive posting down pat.
03-02-2009, 06:45 PM
Yeah, but once I'm a robot I can read barcodes and other cool stuff like talk to traffic lights.
03-02-2009, 06:47 PM
I thought you did stuff like that already.
"I'm glad to see those 'Worthless Whore' lessons turned out well for you."
03-02-2009, 06:49 PM
Yes but I don't understand what the lights are saying most of the time.
03-22-2009, 08:25 AM
Green means go. Yellow means be careful and slow down. Red means stop. If you see orange, stay off the LSD.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!" 
03-22-2009, 06:36 PM
There's an intersection made up of a divided highway crossed by a fairly busy road near me. The lights stopped working one day (they were all solid red) and it was chaos. Smashed cars and broken glass everywhere. An idiot in a pick up truck even smashed into a firetruck that was there. Yeah, that parked, crome-covered, hulk of a vehicle with flashing lights came out of nowhere! Common sense is dead.
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
03-22-2009, 06:50 PM
Why in the world did "idiot" get changed into "stupid Effing ambulance drive just like Ron"???
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
03-22-2009, 06:53 PM
idiot = idiot
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul. [spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler] |
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