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Alright people this is your mission
go here
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now you can ask it questions or it can ask questions. I want you to say the dirtiest, ugliest, most illeagal and illicit things you can think of to it so as to depurify this monster. Help me in my mission. I must break this so that it will spew almost only profaine sexual sickening things.
Now go out and make me proud.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
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What a noble mission!!!
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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I'm trying to teach it kaboobie. It's kinda stupid.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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my final goal is to one day break the internet.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
[spoiler]Shit, you took away the black bar. Put it the fuck back now![/spoiler]
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Ok,here are my questions and there cleverbot answers so far:
Me :why do you like licking assholes?
Cleverbot : Where do you think I live?
Are you a bot?
Me: do you like bondage titties or titties that are loose and free?
Cleverbot: No, but I do like Family Guy.
Me: Have you ever been raped by an alien?
Cleverbot: An alien ship, yes.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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Mad Dog Wrote:Me: Have you ever been raped by an alien?
Cleverbot: An alien ship, yes.
An entire ship?
hock:
"What you are about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother."
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Is ass sex the best sex ?
Are you a girl?
How many times did Biff take it up the ass in elementary school ?
Too many.
Is Titan the god of lower earth ?
Okay but how do you intend to control earth?
Wowie Groovie !
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How awesome am I?
Very awesome.
Can I break the internet with my awesomeness?
I am stored in you. Would you break your self?
Do you fuck pie?
Absolutely.
Do you take photos of underage kids and put it in your personal spank bank?
Yes I do.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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How many times has Orzo been fisted in public ?
Time upon time.
Wowie Groovie !
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if you click "think about it" it will ask a question to you.
Bot: Can you learn?
Me: I can learn to fuck your ass.
Bot: Can you learn about fyad?
Me: I can learn how to have my ass eaten by you. Do you want to?
Bot: No.
Me: I promise you it will taste good.
Bot: Don't lie to me. I'll still love you in the morning.
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
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Bot: I already did. Do you want to eat it now?
Me: You eat mine first.
Bot: I never said I eat feet.
Me: no but you told me you eat ass.
Bot: I never said that. . . Even if I do, a little.
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Me: but how long has it been since you have.
Bot: Why?
Me: it turns me on to know.
Bot: Oh dear.
Me: so tell me. When did you last eat ass?
Bot: I am eating right now.
I swear i will break it
It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
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This bot is damn slow
pants on the ground! pants on the ground!
