Random Thoughts

[Ashleyme]

I like bees.

[plumpenut]

is there anything more over-rated than applewood smoked bacon?

[krystal]

is there anything more over-rated than applewood smoked bacon?

I like regular bacon, myself.

[Titan!]

Tom Cruise is so Tom Cruise in every movie he does. Just watch MI3 for the umteenth time. Can't stand him, but still watch his movies. Fortunatly you can sleep through them and know what is going to happen.

Have you seen him in Tropic Thunder ?

[Biff]

I watched War of the Worlds last night. While it was campy in places, the scene in the basement when the "snake" is looking for them was intense.

[Queenie]

I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

[Biff]

I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

It rings that many times because they are listening to your outgoing e-mail message and possibly leaving you a message.

[krystal]

I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

It rings that many times because they are listening to your outgoing e-mail message and possibly leaving you a message.

On a cellphone it usually goes straight to voicemail.

[Biff]

I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

It rings that many times because they are listening to your outgoing e-mail message and possibly leaving you a message.

On a cellphone it usually goes straight to voicemail.

Not in my experience but it may depend on the carrier.

[Biff]

There is one way to ensure that no one else eats the community cashews: ignore the fact that there is a plastic spoon and dixie cup next to the bowl and just did your whole freaking hand in.

[potthole]

I really hate it when there's "that guy" at an event who has to try to crack jokes at everything. There's one of "those guys" at my new job orientation. Sure am glad tomorrow is the last time I have to see him.

[Mad Dog]

Watchin R. Lee Ermey shoot shit is alot of fun.

[Queenie]

I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with a shot of Jack Daniels than Kay.

[zdunklee]

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[Queenie]

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[zdunklee]

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Yea I wouldn't watch the video at work, but the link is safe.

[Queenie]

i wish i could google "things to eat in the work fridge" so i wouldnt have to go all the way to the other side of the office and be disappointed