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I took my wife to see Titanic in the theater. When the title flashed on the screen, I turned to her and completely dead-panned the following:
"That is the biggest tit I've ever seen in my life."
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Titan ! Wrote:Fistor Wrote:I took my wife to see Titan in the theater. When he flashed us on the screen, I turned to her and completely dead-panned the following:
"That is the biggest dick I've ever seen in my life."
I'm glad I could make your day.
I don't if you made fistors day, but you made mine. lol +1
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