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Most of us get free pens/pencils from somewhere. For instance I have a Welch's pen right in front of me because I attended a 'National Grape' Meeting a little while back.
I also have a pencil that says "Girls+Math+Science=Choices"
anyone got any good ones?
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I used to have some that said "You stole this pen from Janice, you thief"
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
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I have a Levitra pen that folds in half to close. When you press the button to open it, it slowly "erects" into a full length pen. Good marketing!
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I always take a few pens from the UPS store when I ship something. Love those pens.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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Admin Wrote:I always take a few pens from the UPS store when I ship something. Love those pens.
what can brown do for you?
besides make me sweat and stick to the toilet seat and make my pants fit better
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Everytime you incorporate a business in the State of Tennessee, you end up receiving a free pen with the name of the company on it (of course, they are wanting you to buy more as an advertising avenue). When I used to build Advance Auto Stores, I started a new company for each location (it just kept bookkeeping more simple). As if anybody would know that the name LaVergne Advance or Columbia Advance were actually connected to the stores that were built. : 
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Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
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I have my Victoria's Secret pen
and a pencil from the UP regional blood center...I know there are more, I just don't know where.
Do what's right....even when no one is looking.
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I have a shit ton of the ACE (Ag Conference on the Enviroment) and MAEAP (Michigan Ag Enviromental Assurance Program) pens and notepads for the upcoming stuff in Jan. Hooray for nerd work!
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vsangelchick Wrote:I have my Victoria's Secret pen
I'm curious to know what it's shaped like!
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Queenie Wrote:Everytime you incorporate a business in the State of Tennessee, you end up receiving a free pen with the name of the company on it (of course, they are wanting you to buy more as an advertising avenue). When I used to build Advance Auto Stores, I started a new company for each location (it just kept bookkeeping more simple). As if anybody would know that the name LaVergne Advance or Columbia Advance were actually connected to the stores that were built. :
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Isn't it Advance d Auto Parts? 
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shya....women.... :
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jus' P Wrote:Queenie Wrote:Everytime you incorporate a business in the State of Tennessee, you end up receiving a free pen with the name of the company on it (of course, they are wanting you to buy more as an advertising avenue). When I used to build Advance Auto Stores, I started a new company for each location (it just kept bookkeeping more simple). As if anybody would know that the name LaVergne Advance or Columbia Advance were actually connected to the stores that were built. :
weneverboughtanypensfromthatcompany
Isn't it Advanced Auto Parts?
Yeah, just like it is Auto Zone d.
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Admin Wrote:vsangelchick Wrote:I have my Victoria's Secret pen
I'm curious to know what it's shaped like!
How did you get your wife pregnant? ???
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i'm at Hope now but during my 3 years at GVSU i would take those every chance i got.
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One from Author Stephen King's office, couple from my wife's office, and a Tony Stewart home depot pen with flashlight and screwdrivers, it was  free at loudon, NH race Last Fall.
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I have a whole junk drawer full of pens I've taken from here and there. I used to travel quite a bit for work and I'd take a pen or 2 a week from Holiday Inn and a ton from Microtel over the 4 years. My roommate used to work for Chase so i have a bunch of stuff from there. I'd have to say my favorite is my adderal pen but I can only write with it for so long before I get bored and start doing something else.
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dino Wrote:I'd have to say my favorite is my adderal pen but I can only write with it for so long before I get bored and start doing something else.
Something tells me that you've been waiting a long time to throw this out there.
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Admin Wrote:dino Wrote:I'd have to say my favorite is my adderal pen but I can only write with it for so long before I get bored and start doing something else.
Something tells me that you've been waiting a long time to throw this out there. Ever since the ADD thread!
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It's a great line! It reminds me of the time I drove through Covert but didn't see a thing.
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dino Wrote:I'd have to say my favorite is my adderal pen but I can only write with it for so long before I get bored and start doing something else.
+1 for my fellow ADD/ADHD com padre!!
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I got a pen from VW when they reintroduced the beetle. It has a little car on the top that comes off and if you pull it back, it winds up and zooms away when you let go. Really fun to play with the cats with, or if you were bored.
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Your pen is our business.
That's what she said.
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Allyson Wrote:Your penis, our business.
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*waiting for Howie to catch up*
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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i am not clicking on 'penis land dot com'
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Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Allyson Wrote:Your penis, our business.
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:i am not clicking on 'penis land dot com'
You are absolutely repulsive. Biff was just trying to plug this custom pen website.
That's what she said.
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i'm sure
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*sigh*
Allyson looked at it. Why can't you?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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Admin Wrote:*sigh*
Allyson looked at it. Why can't you?
apparently everyone wanted a penisland.net pen as the freebies are out of stock...
there happy?
why is it i type 'penis land.net' and not 'pen island.net'
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You have penis on the brain you dickhead.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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At least it's only on his mind...
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That's ironic... he usually has balls on his chin.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
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Admin Wrote:You have penis on the brain you dickhead.
yah i remembered seeing the link before...and couldn't remember which way it went. so i decided to go with the not clicking right away method.
then when i googeled it as 'pen island dot net' it came up ok
several hits through google i might add
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I remember reading this gem in Uncle John's Bathroom Reader:
There was a DARE program somewhere that had a bunch of pencils printed with the words "Too Cool To Do Drugs". The problem was, as some smartass 5th grader found out, that as you sharpened them, they said, "Cool To Do Drugs" and then eventually just "Do Drugs."
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