Christmas Joke...

[khef]

Santa comes down the chimney and sees a blonde in a robe waiting for him. She says to Santa,"Hey Santa Baby.Want to stay and giveme my present?". Santa replied,"Ho ho ho, Santa's gotta go, deliver the toys to the girls and boys".
She smiles and strips down to a teddy and says, "Awe C'mon Santa, Please?". Santa again replied,"Ho ho ho, Santa's gotta go, deliver the toys to the girls and boys."
Finally she strips to nothing and says in a seductive tone "Take me Santa, Take me, I'm Yours." Santa smiled and said , "Hey, hey hey, Santa's gotta Stay, Can't get up the chimney with my D this way.

[khef]

Sorry, Meant to say "add Yours too", good or bad.

[beckyp]

Sorry, Meant to say "add Yours too", good or bad.

oh. well now it's hilarious.

[-Jiggy-]

John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. "Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"

"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."

"He's an a-hole," John said. "Piss on him."

"You did," came the reply. "And he fired you."

"Well, screw him!" said John.

"I did. You're back at work on Monday."