What Religion am I?

[Rock Monster]

With all of the sin and religion talk, I thought this may be fun.

http://www.beliefnet.com/Entertainment/Q...Matic.aspx

My Results:
1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (94%)
3. Neo-Pagan (87%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (84%)
5. Mahayana Buddhism (84%)
6. New Age (76%)
7. Theravada Buddhism (75%)
8. Reform Judaism (75%)
9. Secular Humanism (70%)
10. Baha'i Faith (68%)
11. Jainism (64%)
12. Sikhism (63%)
13. Orthodox Judaism (58%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (58%)
15. Hinduism (54%)
16. Taoism (51%)
17. Nontheist (48%)
18. Islam (45%)
19. New Thought (44%)
20. Scientology (38%)
21. Eastern Orthodox (37%)
22. Roman Catholic (37%)
23. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (37%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (35%)
25. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (27%)
26. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (22%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (15%)

[krystal]

Mine (as if we didn't see this coming):

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (94%)
3. Theravada Buddhism (84%)
4. Neo-Pagan (80%)
5. Liberal Quakers (78%)
6. Nontheist (66%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (64%)
8. New Age (63%)
9. Reform Judaism (55%)
10. Taoism (53%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (52%)
12. Sikhism (46%)
13. Orthodox Quaker (40%)
14. Scientology (39%)
15. Jainism (38%)
16. New Thought (36%)
17. Baha'i Faith (33%)
18. Hinduism (33%)
19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (30%)
20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (26%)
21. Seventh Day Adventist (21%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (20%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (20%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (17%)
25. Islam (17%)
26. Roman Catholic (17%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (13%)

[doktor]

1. Reform Judaism (100%)
2. Sikhism (86%)
3. Orthodox Judaism (84%)
4. Neo-Pagan (78%)
5. Islam (76%)
6. Liberal Quakers (70%)
7. Baha'i Faith (70%)
8. New Age (67%)
9. Unitarian Universalism (65%)
10. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (60%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (59%)
12. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (58%)
13. Jainism (55%)
14. New Thought (46%)
15. Hinduism (45%)
16. Scientology (43%)
17. Theravada Buddhism (43%)
18. Taoism (41%)
19. Jehovah's Witness (40%)
20. Orthodox Quaker (40%)
21. Secular Humanism (38%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (35%)
23. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (31%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (31%)
25. Roman Catholic (31%)
26. Nontheist (27%)
27. Seventh Day Adventist (21%)

[zdunklee]

1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (94%)
3. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (93%)
4. Reform Judaism (89%)
5. Jehovah's Witness (82%)
6. Unitarian Universalism (80%)
7. Baha'i Faith (80%)
8. Orthodox Judaism (74%)
9. Orthodox Quaker (74%)
10. Sikhism (73%)
11. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (66%)
12. Islam (66%)
13. Neo-Pagan (55%)
14. Secular Humanism (53%)
15. Eastern Orthodox (52%)
16. Roman Catholic (52%)
17. Seventh Day Adventist (52%)
18. New Age (46%)
19. Theravada Buddhism (46%)
20. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (44%)
21. Mahayana Buddhism (42%)
22. New Thought (40%)
23. Jainism (39%)
24. Taoism (36%)
25. Scientology (31%)
26. Hinduism (30%)
27. Nontheist (29%)

[Queenie]

1. Orthodox Judaism (100%)
2. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (99%)
3. Eastern Orthodox (93%)
4. Jehovah's Witness (93%)
5. Roman Catholic (93%)
6. Islam (91%)
7. Seventh Day Adventist (91%)
8. Hinduism (89%)
9. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (88%)
10. Orthodox Quaker (85%)
11. Jainism (68%)
12. Sikhism (66%)
13. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (61%)
14. Baha'i Faith (58%)
15. Theravada Buddhism (50%)
16. Mahayana Buddhism (49%)
17. Reform Judaism (48%)
18. Liberal Quakers (46%)
19. Unitarian Universalism (35%)
20. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (28%)
21. Neo-Pagan (26%)
22. Scientology (26%)
23. Nontheist (22%)
24. New Thought (21%)
25. New Age (17%)
26. Taoism (16%)
27. Secular Humanism (15%)

[Howie Feltersnatch]

1. Reform Judaism (100%)
2. Neo-Pagan (86%)
3. Orthodox Judaism (85%)
4. Unitarian Universalism (85%)
5. Liberal Quakers (84%)
6. Mahayana Buddhism (82%)
7. Sikhism (81%)
8. Baha'i Faith (80%)
9. Islam (78%)
10. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (73%)
11. New Age (72%)
12. Jainism (71%)
13. Hinduism (70%)
14. Theravada Buddhism (65%)
15. New Thought (59%)
16. Scientology (57%)
17. Secular Humanism (51%)
18. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (42%)
19. Nontheist (40%)
20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (37%)
21. Eastern Orthodox (37%)
22. Roman Catholic (37%)
23. Orthodox Quaker (35%)
24. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (34%)
25. Taoism (30%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (28%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (28%)








I'm only taking the religion for the jokes...

[dingdongyo]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (93%)
3. Liberal Quakers (72%)
4. Nontheist (72%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (72%)
6. Neo-Pagan (71%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (56%)
8. New Age (54%)
9. Taoism (47%)
10. Mahayana Buddhism (42%)
11. Reform Judaism (42%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (39%)
13. Sikhism (39%)
14. Scientology (34%)
15. New Thought (31%)
16. Jainism (29%)
17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (27%)
18. Baha'i Faith (23%)
19. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (23%)
20. Hinduism (23%)
21. Seventh Day Adventist (17%)
22. Jehovah's Witness (15%)
23. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (15%)
24. Orthodox Judaism (15%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (12%)
26. Islam (12%)
27. Roman Catholic (12%)

i've never even heard of half of these

[-Jiggy-]

1. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (100%)
2. Orthodox Quaker (89%)
3. Eastern Orthodox (86%)
4. Roman Catholic (86%)
5. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (81%)
6. Seventh Day Adventist (80%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (75%)
8. Jehovah's Witness (69%)
9. Hinduism (60%)
10. Orthodox Judaism (52%)
11. Liberal Quakers (47%)
12. Sikhism (46%)
13. Islam (44%)
14. Unitarian Universalism (38%)
15. Jainism (36%)
16. Baha'i Faith (35%)
17. Mahayana Buddhism (35%)
18. Theravada Buddhism (34%)
19. Reform Judaism (34%)
20. Neo-Pagan (28%)
21. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (27%)
22. New Age (23%)
23. Scientology (22%)
24. Secular Humanism (20%)
25. New Thought (18%)
26. Taoism (16%)
27. Nontheist (13%)

[dino]

I'm only taking the religion for the jokes...

But the question remains.....are you an anti-dentite?

[Howie Feltersnatch]

I'm only taking the religion for the jokes...

But the question remains.....are you an anti-dentite?

we're awesome

[professorpinasheep]

Interesting. I'd always considered myself a mix between #2 and #3. To be honest, I'd never even considered myself anywhere close to a Quaker. I'm non-confrontational, but I'm not entirely against using force when necessary. I was very happy, though, to see Scientology rank near the bottom.

1. Orthodox Quaker (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (93%)
3. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (89%)
4. Baha'i Faith (83%)
5. Liberal Quakers (78%)
6. Seventh Day Adventist (69%)
7. Eastern Orthodox (69%)
8. Roman Catholic (69%)
9. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (65%)
10. Islam (65%)
11. Orthodox Judaism (65%)
12. Unitarian Universalism (57%)
13. Jehovah's Witness (55%)
14. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (53%)
15. Reform Judaism (52%)
16. Mahayana Buddhism (52%)
17. Theravada Buddhism (52%)
18. Jainism (51%)
19. Sikhism (51%)
20. Hinduism (40%)
21. Neo-Pagan (39%)
22. New Age (37%)
23. New Thought (35%)
24. Secular Humanism (35%)
25. Taoism (34%)
26. Scientology (27%)
27. Nontheist (24%)

[boizalynne]

1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (89%)
3. Jainism (87%)
4. Mahayana Buddhism (84%)
5. Liberal Quakers (78%)
6. New Age (78%)
7. Sikhism (76%)
8. Hinduism (74%)
9. Theravada Buddhism (72%)
10. Secular Humanism (64%)
11. Reform Judaism (62%)
12. Baha'i Faith (58%)
13. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (53%)
14. Orthodox Judaism (53%)
15. New Thought (51%)
16. Taoism (51%)
17. Orthodox Quaker (48%)
18. Scientology (46%)
19. Islam (42%)
20. Nontheist (42%)
21. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (28%)
22. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (25%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (24%)
24. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (23%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (20%)
26. Roman Catholic (20%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (17%)

[Queenie]

I'm only taking the religion for the jokes...

But the question remains.....are you an anti-dentite?

+1 for the Seinfeld reference!!

[mainerliser]

1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (97%)
3. Liberal Quakers (96%)
4. Neo-Pagan (83%)
5. New Age (83%)
6. Mahayana Buddhism (76%)
7. Orthodox Quaker (76%)
8. Secular Humanism (70%)
9. Theravada Buddhism (70%)
10. Reform Judaism (68%)
11. Hinduism (67%)
12. Taoism (58%)
13. Baha'i Faith (56%)
14. New Thought (56%)
15. Scientology (55%)
16. Jainism (54%)
17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (53%)
18. Sikhism (51%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (50%)
20. Seventh Day Adventist (44%)
21. Nontheist (41%)
22. Orthodox Judaism (40%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (39%)
24. Roman Catholic (39%)
25. Islam (33%)
26. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (31%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (21%)


Hmmmmm....I grew up Catholic. Look how low that is on my list. And, why is Scientology as high up as it is. I don't believe in spacemen!!

[Allyson]

1. Nontheist (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (97%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (89%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (82%)
5. Liberal Quakers (59%)

An interesting mix.

[dino]

But the question remains.....are you an anti-dentite?

we're awesome

Strangely enough, there's 2 episodes of Seinfeld on TBS right now that feature the aforementioned target of anti-dentites, Tim Watley.

Doubley awesome.

[Mad Dog]

1. Nontheist (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (95%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (87%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (84%)
5. Liberal Quakers (63%)
6. Neo-Pagan (53%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (53%)
8. Sikhism (43%)
9. Taoism (42%)
10. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (39%)
11. New Thought (38%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (37%)
13. Baha'i Faith (34%)
14. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (34%)
15. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (34%)
16. Eastern Orthodox (34%)
17. Islam (34%)
18. Orthodox Judaism (34%)
19. Orthodox Quaker (34%)
20. Reform Judaism (34%)
21. Roman Catholic (34%)
22. Scientology (34%)
23. New Age (32%)
24. Hinduism (25%)
25. Jainism (25%)
26. Jehovah's Witness (17%)
27. Seventh Day Adventist (17%)

[lokizilla]

1. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (100%)
2. Jehovah's Witness (92%)
3. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (80%)
4. Orthodox Judaism (75%)
5. Sikhism (73%)
6. Islam (65%)
7. Baha'i Faith (63%)
8. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (63%)
9. Eastern Orthodox (58%)
10. Roman Catholic (58%)
11. Orthodox Quaker (55%)
12. Seventh Day Adventist (55%)
13. Reform Judaism (53%)
14. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (52%)
15. Hinduism (49%)
16. Jainism (46%)
17. Liberal Quakers (45%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (41%)
19. Theravada Buddhism (40%)
20. Unitarian Universalism (39%)
21. New Thought (38%)
22. Scientology (32%)
23. Neo-Pagan (28%)
24. Taoism (20%)
25. New Age (20%)
26. Nontheist (16%)
27. Secular Humanism (15%)

Who would have thought that the first one would end up there??? My Mom being raised by a Mormon father.......I a woman that refuses to set foot into the Mormon Church, due to the Church refusing to bless me when I was dying as a child....pretty much blew me away.

[mainerliser]

Lokizilla brought up a point.......This has got to be one of the biggest reasons I have turned away from organized religion. WHY and HOW can a church REFUSE to bless a child?!! A child is innocent, no matter what the parents did, the child deserves gods blessing. It is not the childs fault what the parents did!

[lokizilla]

Lokizilla brought up a point.......This has got to be one of the biggest reasons I have turned away from organized religion. WHY and HOW can a church REFUSE to bless a child?!! A child is innocent, no matter what the parents did, the child deserves gods blessing. It is not the childs fault what the parents did!

The reason they wouldn't bless me, because my parents hadn't paid tithing in 7 years. My Mom turned to her church in her time of desperation, and they turned her down. But every other religion at that hospital came by my room every day and prayed over me. Religions that my Mom had never stepped foot into their Church, prayed for me to survive without her asking them to.

[murph383]

It's funny, born and raised Roman Catholic and it almost didn't make it on the list.

Now, I finally know where I belong, lol.

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (97%)
3. Liberal Quakers (88%)
4. Neo-Pagan (87%)
5. New Age (79%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (77%)
7. Theravada Buddhism (76%)
8. Mahayana Buddhism (66%)
9. Reform Judaism (64%)
10. Nontheist (61%)
11. Taoism (61%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (51%)
13. Baha'i Faith (48%)
14. New Thought (48%)
15. Jainism (48%)
16. Scientology (47%)
17. Sikhism (42%)
18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (38%)
19. Orthodox Judaism (26%)
20. Hinduism (25%)
21. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (21%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (20%)
23. Islam (19%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (16%)
25. Jehovah's Witness (10%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (10%)
27. Roman Catholic (10%)

[Philly Mike]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (89%)
3. Nontheist (86%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (74%)
5. Liberal Quakers (70%)
6. Neo-Pagan (63%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (56%)
8. New Age (48%)
9. Taoism (45%)
10. Reform Judaism (42%)
11. Scientology (35%)
12. New Thought (34%)
13. Mahayana Buddhism (33%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (29%)
15. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (25%)
16. Sikhism (19%)
17. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (17%)
18. Baha'i Faith (14%)
19. Seventh Day Adventist (12%)
20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (12%)
21. Jainism (10%)
22. Islam (6%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (6%)
24. Hinduism (3%)
25. Jehovah's Witness (3%)
26. Eastern Orthodox (1%)
27. Roman Catholic (1%)

lol I think I am the only one with single digit %s anywhere on here.

[cuppie]

1. Orthodox Quaker (100%)
2. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (97%)
3. Seventh Day Adventist (92%)
4. Eastern Orthodox (87%)
5. Roman Catholic (87%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (78%)
7. Orthodox Judaism (65%)
8. Hinduism (63%)
9. Islam (63%)
10. Baha'i Faith (60%)
11. Jainism (53%)
12. Liberal Quakers (53%)
13. Sikhism (51%)
14. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (51%)
15. Unitarian Universalism (50%)
16. Mahayana Buddhism (44%)
17. Theravada Buddhism (43%)
18. Jehovah's Witness (43%)
19. Reform Judaism (37%)
20. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (35%)
21. Neo-Pagan (32%)
22. Taoism (31%)
23. New Age (30%)
24. Scientology (29%)
25. Nontheist (27%)
26. Secular Humanism (27%)
27. New Thought (25%)

[renegade]

I'm into PASTAFARIANISM. Speedbump is the cult leader; Maddog is second in command. We worship "THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER". BLESS HIS NOODLY APENDAGES......That is our call to worship. In the words of the World Famous JiggyHoss.... "We are in it to snag some Noodly Poon like David Koresh". Hahaha

[kate]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (92%)
3. Liberal Quakers (78%)
4. Nontheist (75%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (72%)
6. Neo-Pagan (65%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (63%)
8. New Age (55%)
9. Taoism (52%)
10. Orthodox Quaker (47%)
11. Reform Judaism (47%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (46%)
13. Baha'i Faith (36%)
14. Scientology (35%)
15. Jainism (34%)
16. New Thought (33%)
17. Sikhism (29%)
18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (28%)
19. Islam (23%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (23%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (23%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (21%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (19%)
24. Hinduism (16%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (14%)
26. Roman Catholic (14%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (10%)

Ew, I got matched with SCIENTOLOGY??! The Church of Latter Day Saints. Seven Day Adventists and Jehovas Witnesses?

[Mad Dog]

14. Scientology (35%)

27. Jehovah's Witness (10%)

Ew, I got matched with SCIENTOLOGY??! The Church of Latter Day Saints. Seven Day Adventists and Jehovas Witnesses?

Just a little...

[speedbump]

I'm into PASTAFARIANISM. Speedbump is the cult leader; Maddog is second in command. We worship "THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER". BLESS HIS NOODLY APENDAGES......That is our call to worship. In the words of the World Famous JiggyHoss.... "We are in it to snag some Noodly Poon like David Koresh". Hahaha

Cult? We will be an organized religion, accepted on Wikipedia, within months.

Count on it.

[krystal]

I'm an ordained priest (I love the internet and drunken boredom). Does that mean I can save your souls?

[Philly Mike]

BLESS HIS NOODLY APENDAGES

You like noodly appendages?