People that Hate you.

[Howie Feltersnatch]

#1, in my defense, those poor naive boys wanted my hands in their pants.... and the mother with the biggest meanie-est mouth had a son whose weiner I wouldn't have touched if I had been paid to do so... (sorry Andrew....)

#2, in my defense, I kept my vagina a closely guarded secret (meaning I didn't sleep around... just made out alot.... with various penises)

#3, in my defense, all four of my baby girls were fathered by ONE man... a rarity these days... So call me preggers all you want, at least I know who my baby-daddy is...

so the mom's had the meanie-est mouths and you had the friendliest?

[Biff]

so the mom's had the meanie-est mouths and you had the friendliest?

*suppressing laughter*

[boizalynne]

#1, in my defense, those poor naive boys wanted my hands in their pants.... and the mother with the biggest meanie-est mouth had a son whose weiner I wouldn't have touched if I had been paid to do so... (sorry Andrew....)

#2, in my defense, I kept my vagina a closely guarded secret (meaning I didn't sleep around... just made out alot.... with various penises)

#3, in my defense, all four of my baby girls were fathered by ONE man... a rarity these days... So call me preggers all you want, at least I know who my baby-daddy is...

so the mom's had the meanie-est mouths and you had the friendliest?

[fustercluck]

Because you were always trying to get into the pants of the mothers' young naive boys.

those poor boys

#2, in my defense, I kept my vagina a closely guarded secret (meaning I didn't sleep around... just made out alot.... with various penises)

Am I reading this correctly to say you sucked a lot of

[fustercluck]

THE HOUNDS HAVE TASTED BLOOD

[boizalynne]

#2, in my defense, I kept my vagina a closely guarded secret (meaning I didn't sleep around... just made out alot.... with various penises)

Am I reading this correctly to say you sucked a lot of

Well, you could say that...
but of the many many people who I made out with, I only had sex with approx. 2% of them... and performed fellatio on approx. 12% of them...
So I was more of a TEASE

[boizalynne]

I even had a keychain.... ^^

[dingdongyo]

but of the many many people who I made out with, I only had sex with approx. 2% of them... and performed fellatio on approx. 12% of them...

assuming you didn't make out with any fractions of dudes, the 2% suggests there were at least 50

[boizalynne]

but of the many many people who I made out with, I only had sex with approx. 2% of them... and performed fellatio on approx. 12% of them...

assuming you didn't make out with any fractions of dudes, the 2% suggests there were at least 50

I will admit that there are quite a few people on my list of make-out-age... however this is also taking into consideration my occasional tendency to kiss my girlfriends in drunken haze. It has been years and years since I have lived that lifestyle as I am a one-man-woman now, but back in the day I'll be the first to admit that I had a little too much fun for my own good (Of course, this would happen when I didn't have a boyfriend.... I promise)

[-Jiggy-]

my occasional tendency to kiss my girlfriends in drunken haze

:o

[fustercluck]

She's a little old so that scews the numbers a bit, but I would put a 64.326% chance there are naughty pix of bio on the net somewhere...

[Mad Dog]

DB isn't the first person to hate me. The kids at my school were some cruel S.O.B's twards me. My first experience getting on the school bus had a pair of kids who were a couple of years older than me try to trick me in to sitting on a compass, the one with a steel paper poker and a sharp pencil on the end. It was the beginning of Bus Hell.

This same kid, when I was in seventh grade, as we were getting off the bus to go to school, tapped me on the shoulder and when I turned around blasted me in the face for no reason. He also went on to bite the Bus driver's breast. Now he is serving a life time sentence for raping and murdering a neighbor lady who's kid's also rode our bus. He was by far the worse kid who rode our bus but he certainly wasn't the only Cruel Bastard on my bus.

[Mad Dog]

This whole thing about DB has come to a head and back on me. Early last week, my company had a "Conflict Resoloution Specialist" come in and speak too everyone in a company wide meeting. Just sitting there listening to her talk about work place conflict got me pissed at DB all over again.

So this time I resolved to ask DB one more time what his problem with me was. I got my opportunity shortly after the meeting When I spotted him walking by himself and I confronted him and he still had nothing to say.

A couple of days later I get called into the office for a private meeting, and now they want to send me to a counslor so I can deal with my "anger" This sucks.