05-15-2009, 11:57 AM
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(10:44:56) ChatBot: len logs into the Chat.
(10:45:19) len: OK, what did I miss?
(10:48:06) krys: Haha viewt?opic.php?f=2&t=2325&start=40
(10:48:27) krys: Closer to the bottom.
(10:48:33) 0rz0ski: haha
(10:48:37) 0rz0ski: wb len
(10:48:42) 0rz0ski: welcome back
(10:48:56) krys: Pity Titan isn't here.
(10:49:13) len: OK, that's ridiculous.
(10:49:18) len: In a good way.
(10:49:48) krys: It's effing hilarious!
(10:50:54) 0rz0ski: aww
(10:51:10) 0rz0ski: Titan wuvs youuu
(10:51:11) krys: You have two choices: 1) it creeped you out, or 2) you're honored.
(10:51:20) 0rz0ski: or 3) Turned you on
(10:51:29) len: It creeped me out less than someof the model photos.
(10:51:35) Philly_Mike:it may be good for his health he isn't here
(10:51:41) Philly_Mike:remember his hand is sprained
(10:51:43) 0rz0ski: 4) Didn't turn you on, but you're slightly curious
(10:51:46) len: Which, btw: I need to bring this up to the guys again...
(10:51:49) krys: HAHAHAHAHA
(10:52:11) 0rz0ski: 5) Indifferent
(10:52:17) len: I have the shirt back. Thinking of auctioning it for charity - like for A-T or something.
(10:52:28) 0rz0ski: will you autograph it?
(10:52:33) 0rz0ski: and does the tie come with?
(10:52:48) len: I don't think it would show up. And yes - it would be shirt and tie.
(10:53:12) Philly_Mike:yea well just remember that this is the one that was handling the shirt when the model wasnt wearing it
(10:53:15) krys: You could make it a game. Find the autograph.
(10:53:15) Philly_Mike:
(10:53:26) 0rz0ski: would you be willing to have yourself be a cardboard cutout that the shirt can be draped over
(10:53:40) len: I think there should be limits, 0.
(10:53:46) krys: And your voice on tape.
(10:53:54) 0rz0ski: No. I refuse.
(10:54:06) Philly_Mike:i think next she will ask if you come with it ...
(10:54:17) Philly_Mike:but then titan will surley try to buy it
(10:54:22) Philly_Mike:spend his life savings on it
(10:54:29) len: I don't ever want to wear it again...
(10:54:35) 0rz0ski: It's a life sized autographed cardboard cutout that comes with the shirt, and there's a motion activated voice playback device
(10:55:04) Philly_Mike:a perfect piece of memorabelia for the stalker in training
(10:55:26) 0rz0ski: haha
(10:55:50) 0rz0ski: wait
(10:55:55) 0rz0ski: got a way to up that
(10:56:06) 0rz0ski: Len O'Kelly as a Real Doll.
(10:56:22) krys: HAHAHAHAHAHA
(10:56:23) 0rz0ski: Creepy times 10
(10:56:41) len: Eww.
(10:56:57) 0rz0ski: it doesn't have to be a functional real doll
(10:57:00) krys: Congrats Len, 0 has brought you to a new level of gross.
(10:57:18) 0rz0ski: no one can top my sick mind, bwah bwah.
(10:57:38) 0rz0ski: we could get it even creepier if...
(10:57:52) 0rz0ski: we included a bottle of Len's cologne
(10:57:57) Philly_Mike:a loch of his hair
(10:58:20) 0rz0ski: it said "Good morning" and "Good night" to whomever bought it
(10:58:27) Philly_Mike:len has to sleep on the cardboard cutout for the night to get his smell on it
(10:59:13) len: Do I need to call the cops?
(10:59:18) 0rz0ski: or he has to sweat into a bottle, labeled "Eau De Len"
(10:59:21) krys: Probably
(10:59:21) Philly_Mike:lol
(10:59:48) Philly_Mike:len has to cry into a bottle and they will hook up a system so actual tears can come out when a button is pressed ...
(11:01:00) Philly_Mike:so len... have you ever had anyone act nuts because they met you in person ???
(11:01:14) Philly_Mike:i am sure you have some obsessed fans out there
(11:01:17) 0rz0ski: anyone ever thrown their panties or boxers at you?
(11:01:19) Philly_Mike:besides titan
(11:01:31) Philly_Mike:lol
(11:01:36) len: Actually.. yeah, but not panties.
(11:02:13) Philly_Mike:this is the collection from his last live appearance somewhere
(11:02:16) Philly_Mike:
(11:02:38) Philly_Mike:and this from the time before
(11:02:38) len: Hey! Big-girl drawers!
(11:02:41) Philly_Mike:
(11:02:41) krys: Granny panties???
(11:02:53) Philly_Mike:he IS on an oldies station lol
(11:02:54) 0rz0ski: I bet I have your address right now
(11:03:14) 0rz0ski: lol
(11:03:18) Philly_Mike:someone really freaked out when they saw you ?? what happened ?
(11:03:30) 0rz0ski: Spongefest
(11:03:43) len: Back in the "rock station" days... had to have the phone number changed, had a number of, ahem, "offers."
(11:03:54) len: Had a guy tell girls he was me in order to get laid.
(11:04:02) Philly_Mike:wow
(11:04:03) len: Weird.
(11:04:15) krys: Did it work?
(11:04:18) Philly_Mike:well i guess thats a complement lol
(11:04:21) 0rz0ski: wow
(11:04:25) krys: Or did he/you get shut down
(11:04:31) Philly_Mike:women laid a guy they thought was you
(11:04:46) len: I hope not; I had a fear of a pregnant girl showing up at the station.
(11:05:04) Philly_Mike:haha
(11:05:07) len: I only knew because a guy called and said "hey, it was great hanging with you last night."
(11:05:17) len: "Really? What do I look like?"
(11:05:20) Philly_Mike:you a babydaddy and didnt do any of the work
(11:05:28) len: "Well, you're about six-two, red hair.."
(11:05:41) len: uhh... no.
(11:06:09) 0rz0ski: haha
(11:06:24) 0rz0ski: tell them "No, I look like a retarded banker with the Voice of God."
(11:06:32) len: "And you were pretty drunk." Great.
(11:06:43) Philly_Mike:well immatation is the sincerist form of flattery
(11:06:51) 0rz0ski: haha, what about Len O'Kelly action figures?
(11:07:02) 0rz0ski: comes with the shirt, a change into a banker's outfit
(11:07:03) len: I don't want to KNOW what they do.
(11:07:06) Philly_Mike:that would be cool
(11:07:06) 0rz0ski: and does karate chops
(11:07:16) Philly_Mike:kung fu grip
(11:07:29) 0rz0ski: ooh! and comes with a microphone
(11:07:33) len: Just use the Oscar Goldman with the exploding briefcase.
(11:07:35) Philly_Mike:with a throat made from 4k gold
(11:07:37) 0rz0ski: 14k plated
(11:08:21) 0rz0ski: 14k plated microphone, because the microphone can't be better than the voice
(11:08:26) Philly_Mike:and a radio studio set with it that has sounds built in
(11:08:29) 0rz0ski: in fact, the microphone weighs you down
(11:08:53) Philly_Mike:lol we will probably scare him away by the middle of next week if we keep this up lol
(11:08:56) len: It *does* weigh me down.
(11:09:10) 0rz0ski: Len, I really feel that you are missing out on a massive opportunity here
(11:09:11) len: (asking self, "And why did I get in the chatroom?")
(11:09:30) 0rz0ski: you could be a billionaire by the end of next week
(11:09:43) len: And then retire.
(11:10:07) 0rz0ski: which drives up stock prices
(11:10:11) Philly_Mike:we could get some freebeer and hotwings action figures to accompany his, make a studio set to neighbor him with
(11:10:17) Philly_Mike:with built in airhorn sounds
(11:10:42) 0rz0ski: and len comes running in, because there's a little magnetic track that brings him to the studio
(11:11:26) Philly_Mike:and a recorded sound of joe yelling "ELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL MAAAATAAADOOOOOOOOORRRRRR"
(11:11:37) Philly_Mike:on a megaphone
(11:11:52) 0rz0ski: and there's Interns too, but they're made of cardboard, because they're disposable
(11:12:05) Philly_Mike:yeah
(11:12:19) Philly_Mike:they wear down and you have to buy refiller packs
(11:12:26) 0rz0ski: and Barnaby could be a limited edition collector pack
(11:12:37) Philly_Mike:there ya go
(11:12:41) 0rz0ski: and JT
(11:12:51) Philly_Mike:it comes with a barnaby name generator
(11:12:58) 0rz0ski: LOL
(11:12:59) Philly_Mike:JT already had a toy
(11:13:10) Philly_Mike:they had grimmace happy meal at mcdonalds
(11:13:12) krys: I had to work and have now lost track of the conversation. Grr.
(11:13:16) 0rz0ski: lol
(11:13:29) 0rz0ski: ok, Philly, pause for 2 min so krys can catch up
(11:13:30) len: hilarious!
(11:14:37) Philly_Mike:the barnaby name generator will have an input, you select from a list of a couple of attributes the person has, put the gender in and it will generate a name for them
(11:14:42) krys: Ok, you may resume
(11:14:46) ChatBot: Titan! logs into the Chat.
(11:14:48) 0rz0ski: No, this is the JT figure
(11:14:52) 0rz0ski:
(11:14:54) Philly_Mike:liek len would be the golden throat man
(11:14:58) krys: TITAN'S BACK!!!!!!!!
(11:15:05) 0rz0ski: RUN LET
(11:15:07) 0rz0ski: LEN RUN
(11:15:12) Philly_Mike:or titan would be camera guy
(11:15:31) Philly_Mike:or constipated dude
(11:16:00) Titan!: philly could be fancy feet mcgee
(11:16:13) 0rz0ski: That's whack
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(10:44:56) ChatBot: len logs into the Chat.
(10:45:19) len: OK, what did I miss?
(10:48:06) krys: Haha viewt?opic.php?f=2&t=2325&start=40
(10:48:27) krys: Closer to the bottom.
(10:48:33) 0rz0ski: haha
(10:48:37) 0rz0ski: wb len
(10:48:42) 0rz0ski: welcome back
(10:48:56) krys: Pity Titan isn't here.
(10:49:13) len: OK, that's ridiculous.
(10:49:18) len: In a good way.
(10:49:48) krys: It's effing hilarious!
(10:50:54) 0rz0ski: aww
(10:51:10) 0rz0ski: Titan wuvs youuu
(10:51:11) krys: You have two choices: 1) it creeped you out, or 2) you're honored.
(10:51:20) 0rz0ski: or 3) Turned you on
(10:51:29) len: It creeped me out less than someof the model photos.
(10:51:35) Philly_Mike:it may be good for his health he isn't here
(10:51:41) Philly_Mike:remember his hand is sprained
(10:51:43) 0rz0ski: 4) Didn't turn you on, but you're slightly curious
(10:51:46) len: Which, btw: I need to bring this up to the guys again...
(10:51:49) krys: HAHAHAHAHA
(10:52:11) 0rz0ski: 5) Indifferent
(10:52:17) len: I have the shirt back. Thinking of auctioning it for charity - like for A-T or something.
(10:52:28) 0rz0ski: will you autograph it?
(10:52:33) 0rz0ski: and does the tie come with?
(10:52:48) len: I don't think it would show up. And yes - it would be shirt and tie.
(10:53:12) Philly_Mike:yea well just remember that this is the one that was handling the shirt when the model wasnt wearing it
(10:53:15) krys: You could make it a game. Find the autograph.
(10:53:15) Philly_Mike:
(10:53:26) 0rz0ski: would you be willing to have yourself be a cardboard cutout that the shirt can be draped over
(10:53:40) len: I think there should be limits, 0.
(10:53:46) krys: And your voice on tape.
(10:53:54) 0rz0ski: No. I refuse.
(10:54:06) Philly_Mike:i think next she will ask if you come with it ...
(10:54:17) Philly_Mike:but then titan will surley try to buy it
(10:54:22) Philly_Mike:spend his life savings on it
(10:54:29) len: I don't ever want to wear it again...
(10:54:35) 0rz0ski: It's a life sized autographed cardboard cutout that comes with the shirt, and there's a motion activated voice playback device
(10:55:04) Philly_Mike:a perfect piece of memorabelia for the stalker in training
(10:55:26) 0rz0ski: haha
(10:55:50) 0rz0ski: wait
(10:55:55) 0rz0ski: got a way to up that
(10:56:06) 0rz0ski: Len O'Kelly as a Real Doll.
(10:56:22) krys: HAHAHAHAHAHA
(10:56:23) 0rz0ski: Creepy times 10
(10:56:41) len: Eww.
(10:56:57) 0rz0ski: it doesn't have to be a functional real doll
(10:57:00) krys: Congrats Len, 0 has brought you to a new level of gross.
(10:57:18) 0rz0ski: no one can top my sick mind, bwah bwah.
(10:57:38) 0rz0ski: we could get it even creepier if...
(10:57:52) 0rz0ski: we included a bottle of Len's cologne
(10:57:57) Philly_Mike:a loch of his hair
(10:58:20) 0rz0ski: it said "Good morning" and "Good night" to whomever bought it
(10:58:27) Philly_Mike:len has to sleep on the cardboard cutout for the night to get his smell on it
(10:59:13) len: Do I need to call the cops?
(10:59:18) 0rz0ski: or he has to sweat into a bottle, labeled "Eau De Len"
(10:59:21) krys: Probably
(10:59:21) Philly_Mike:lol
(10:59:48) Philly_Mike:len has to cry into a bottle and they will hook up a system so actual tears can come out when a button is pressed ...
(11:01:00) Philly_Mike:so len... have you ever had anyone act nuts because they met you in person ???
(11:01:14) Philly_Mike:i am sure you have some obsessed fans out there
(11:01:17) 0rz0ski: anyone ever thrown their panties or boxers at you?
(11:01:19) Philly_Mike:besides titan
(11:01:31) Philly_Mike:lol
(11:01:36) len: Actually.. yeah, but not panties.
(11:02:13) Philly_Mike:this is the collection from his last live appearance somewhere
(11:02:16) Philly_Mike:
(11:02:38) Philly_Mike:and this from the time before
(11:02:38) len: Hey! Big-girl drawers!
(11:02:41) Philly_Mike:
(11:02:41) krys: Granny panties???
(11:02:53) Philly_Mike:he IS on an oldies station lol
(11:02:54) 0rz0ski: I bet I have your address right now
(11:03:14) 0rz0ski: lol
(11:03:18) Philly_Mike:someone really freaked out when they saw you ?? what happened ?
(11:03:30) 0rz0ski: Spongefest
(11:03:43) len: Back in the "rock station" days... had to have the phone number changed, had a number of, ahem, "offers."
(11:03:54) len: Had a guy tell girls he was me in order to get laid.
(11:04:02) Philly_Mike:wow
(11:04:03) len: Weird.
(11:04:15) krys: Did it work?
(11:04:18) Philly_Mike:well i guess thats a complement lol
(11:04:21) 0rz0ski: wow
(11:04:25) krys: Or did he/you get shut down
(11:04:31) Philly_Mike:women laid a guy they thought was you
(11:04:46) len: I hope not; I had a fear of a pregnant girl showing up at the station.
(11:05:04) Philly_Mike:haha
(11:05:07) len: I only knew because a guy called and said "hey, it was great hanging with you last night."
(11:05:17) len: "Really? What do I look like?"
(11:05:20) Philly_Mike:you a babydaddy and didnt do any of the work
(11:05:28) len: "Well, you're about six-two, red hair.."
(11:05:41) len: uhh... no.
(11:06:09) 0rz0ski: haha
(11:06:24) 0rz0ski: tell them "No, I look like a retarded banker with the Voice of God."
(11:06:32) len: "And you were pretty drunk." Great.
(11:06:43) Philly_Mike:well immatation is the sincerist form of flattery
(11:06:51) 0rz0ski: haha, what about Len O'Kelly action figures?
(11:07:02) 0rz0ski: comes with the shirt, a change into a banker's outfit
(11:07:03) len: I don't want to KNOW what they do.
(11:07:06) Philly_Mike:that would be cool
(11:07:06) 0rz0ski: and does karate chops
(11:07:16) Philly_Mike:kung fu grip
(11:07:29) 0rz0ski: ooh! and comes with a microphone
(11:07:33) len: Just use the Oscar Goldman with the exploding briefcase.
(11:07:35) Philly_Mike:with a throat made from 4k gold
(11:07:37) 0rz0ski: 14k plated
(11:08:21) 0rz0ski: 14k plated microphone, because the microphone can't be better than the voice
(11:08:26) Philly_Mike:and a radio studio set with it that has sounds built in
(11:08:29) 0rz0ski: in fact, the microphone weighs you down
(11:08:53) Philly_Mike:lol we will probably scare him away by the middle of next week if we keep this up lol
(11:08:56) len: It *does* weigh me down.
(11:09:10) 0rz0ski: Len, I really feel that you are missing out on a massive opportunity here
(11:09:11) len: (asking self, "And why did I get in the chatroom?")
(11:09:30) 0rz0ski: you could be a billionaire by the end of next week
(11:09:43) len: And then retire.
(11:10:07) 0rz0ski: which drives up stock prices
(11:10:11) Philly_Mike:we could get some freebeer and hotwings action figures to accompany his, make a studio set to neighbor him with
(11:10:17) Philly_Mike:with built in airhorn sounds
(11:10:42) 0rz0ski: and len comes running in, because there's a little magnetic track that brings him to the studio
(11:11:26) Philly_Mike:and a recorded sound of joe yelling "ELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL MAAAATAAADOOOOOOOOORRRRRR"
(11:11:37) Philly_Mike:on a megaphone
(11:11:52) 0rz0ski: and there's Interns too, but they're made of cardboard, because they're disposable
(11:12:05) Philly_Mike:yeah
(11:12:19) Philly_Mike:they wear down and you have to buy refiller packs
(11:12:26) 0rz0ski: and Barnaby could be a limited edition collector pack
(11:12:37) Philly_Mike:there ya go
(11:12:41) 0rz0ski: and JT
(11:12:51) Philly_Mike:it comes with a barnaby name generator
(11:12:58) 0rz0ski: LOL
(11:12:59) Philly_Mike:JT already had a toy
(11:13:10) Philly_Mike:they had grimmace happy meal at mcdonalds
(11:13:12) krys: I had to work and have now lost track of the conversation. Grr.
(11:13:16) 0rz0ski: lol
(11:13:29) 0rz0ski: ok, Philly, pause for 2 min so krys can catch up
(11:13:30) len: hilarious!
(11:14:37) Philly_Mike:the barnaby name generator will have an input, you select from a list of a couple of attributes the person has, put the gender in and it will generate a name for them
(11:14:42) krys: Ok, you may resume
(11:14:46) ChatBot: Titan! logs into the Chat.
(11:14:48) 0rz0ski: No, this is the JT figure
(11:14:52) 0rz0ski:
(11:14:54) Philly_Mike:liek len would be the golden throat man
(11:14:58) krys: TITAN'S BACK!!!!!!!!
(11:15:05) 0rz0ski: RUN LET
(11:15:07) 0rz0ski: LEN RUN
(11:15:12) Philly_Mike:or titan would be camera guy
(11:15:31) Philly_Mike:or constipated dude
(11:16:00) Titan!: philly could be fancy feet mcgee
(11:16:13) 0rz0ski: That's whack
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.