Ask Queenie

[Titan!]

Dear Queenie, since Howie is such a lazy bitch and doesn't actually answer questions in his thread, can we start a thread where we ask you questions, and then you answer them ?

[Mad Dog]

I'd be very intrested in your answers too Queenie.

[Queenie]

Dear Queenie, since Howie is such a lazy bitch and doesn't actually answer questions in his thread, can we start a thread where we ask you questions, and then you answer them ?

I guess since you have previously appointed me board Mother, I could help with certain questions. However, be warned not to ask any question(s) you wouldn't ask your own Mother (i.e. no nasty stuff . . . you know I don't roll that way).

[zdunklee]

Dear Queenie, since Howie is such a lazy bitch and doesn't actually answer questions in his thread, can we start a thread where we ask you questions, and then you answer them ?

I guess since you have previously appointed me board Mother, I could help with certain questions. However, be warned not to ask any question(s) you wouldn't ask your own Mother (i.e. no nasty stuff . . . you know I don't roll that way).

Queenie, what will you do to Jiggy if he doesn't come back soon?


also: What happens when Titan and Howie get together, or is that something none of us want to think about? :wtf:

[Howie Feltersnatch]

[Philly Mike]

:waaah:

[Howie Feltersnatch]

Queen,

Where the eff is Fistor and Becky? Can you get them back?

Thanks,
Howie

[Queenie]

Queenie, what will you do to Jiggy if he doesn't come back soon?

also: What happens when Titan and Howie get together, or is that something none of us want to think about? :wtf:

WRT Jiggy:

It is definitely a fact that we are going through Jiggy withdrawals. I’ll give it another few weeks, and then I guess I will have to issue an Executive Order to form a search party to scour the Ozark Mountains.

WRT Titan & Howie:

hh: Do you really want to loose your lunch over the true answer to that question?

[Queenie]

Queen,

Where the eff is Fistor and Becky? Can you get them back?

Thanks,
Howie

Howie:

I called Fistor, but he must be rather busy with his new business because he didn’t answer. I left him a message and told him to get his ars back to the board.

I also contacted Becky and begged and pleaded for her to at least make an appearance every now and then to take care of those who need knocking back a notch.

[Queenie]

Dear Howie:

One down, one to go!!

Are ya happy now? I know I am!!

[beckyp]

get a "Ask Becky" thread going and i'd be here like 24/7.

i'm like Dr. Phil and Nostradamus rolled into one but with a hoo-hoo!

hey Queen, what's it like living in a place that claims to be in the "south" but is nowhere near as southern as.....random unbiased state....Texas?

[Queenie]

get a "Ask Becky" thread going and i'd be here like 24/7.

i'm like Dr. Phil and Nostradamus rolled into one but with a hoo-hoo!

hey Queen, what's it like living in a place that claims to be in the "south" but is nowhere near as southern as.....random unbiased state....Texas?

Oh my gosh, am I good or what?!!

To answer your question Becky, when I think of Texas, I do think it is more southern, geographically speaking.

And if starting a thread for Ask Becky will bring you back more frequently, consider it done chicka!!

[-Jiggy-]

Queenie, what will you do to Jiggy if he doesn't come back soon?

also: What happens when Titan and Howie get together, or is that something none of us want to think about? :wtf:

WRT Jiggy:

It is definitely a fact that we are going through Jiggy withdrawals. I’ll give it another few weeks, and then I guess I will have to issue an Executive Order to form a search party to scour the Ozark Mountains.

WRT Titan & Howie:

hh: Do you really want to loose your lunch over the true answer to that question?

Dear Queenie,

How pissed would you be to search everywhere in the Ozarks only to discover I am back in Michigan?

[Mad Dog]

Queenie, what will you do to Jiggy if he doesn't come back soon?

also: What happens when Titan and Howie get together, or is that something none of us want to think about? :wtf:

WRT Jiggy:

It is definitely a fact that we are going through Jiggy withdrawals. I’ll give it another few weeks, and then I guess I will have to issue an Executive Order to form a search party to scour the Ozark Mountains.

WRT Titan & Howie:

hh: Do you really want to loose your lunch over the true answer to that question?

Dear Queenie,

How pissed would you be to search everywhere in the Ozarks only to discover I am back in Michigan?

I'll be willing to bet she'd be pretty pissed

[Queenie]

Queenie, what will you do to Jiggy if he doesn't come back soon?

also: What happens when Titan and Howie get together, or is that something none of us want to think about? :wtf:

WRT Jiggy:

It is definitely a fact that we are going through Jiggy withdrawals. I’ll give it another few weeks, and then I guess I will have to issue an Executive Order to form a search party to scour the Ozark Mountains.

WRT Titan & Howie:

hh: Do you really want to loose your lunch over the true answer to that question?

Dear Queenie,

How pissed would you be to search everywhere in the Ozarks only to discover I am back in Michigan?

slaps Jiggy because he totally evaded the Springfield trip.

oops . . . wrong thread!!

[Titan!]

Dear Queen.

Why are there so many people who act like sheep ? Seriously, am I the only one who's willing to question authority ?

[plungerhand]

Does anybody REALLY know what time it is?

[Mad Dog]

Does anybody really care?

[Queenie]

Dear Queen.

Why are there so many people who act like sheep ? Seriously, am I the only one who's willing to question authority ?

I think that most people don't find it necessary or that important to question every authority. I think most people just like to get along and conform in an effort to promote harmony.

[Queenie]

Does anybody REALLY know what time it is?

But do you REALLY want to know?

[sunshyne]

only when its time to go home

[Philly Mike]

I think its
closing time, time for you to go out to the places you will be from...

[Wiener Poopie]

Queenie:

I have had and erection for more than four hours, do I need medical attention?

[Philly Mike]

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[0rz0ski]

If I had a penis, it would be shrunk at the reading of this article.

[Philly Mike]

If I had a penis, it would be shrunk at the reading of this article.

yeah but then it would grow again just a little while later... well because ... if you had one you would know, it just happens.

[Mad Dog]

Ow!!

[plungerhand]

Dear Queen.

Why are there so many people who act like sheep ?

ummm... so they can get a little....


same reason you drive a van...

[plungerhand]

Queenie:

I have had and erection for more than four hours, do I need medical attention?

maybe you should consult an arborist....


seriously...dick jokes?

[Titan!]

Dear Queenie...

What's better ?

A self appointed dictatorship

or

A democratically elected leader ?

[Queenie]

Queenie:

I have had and erection for more than four hours, do I need medical attention?

maybe you should consult an arborist....


seriously...dick jokes?

Dear Queenie...

What's better ?

A self appointed dictatorship

or

A democratically elected leader ?

Seriously . . . man periods or what??? Somebody call a waaaaaambulance. Fuck this shit.