10-16-2009, 09:27 AM
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
Balloon Boy
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10-16-2009, 09:29 AM
I saw that family on Wife Swap, and I want to punch that dad's face in.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
10-16-2009, 10:13 AM
awesome biff
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus
10-16-2009, 10:54 AM
That's exactly what I thought of while watching the live coverage.
It looks like a gigantic Jiffy Pop!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
10-16-2009, 11:20 AM
That kid forever can call "scoreboard" when it comes to playing Hide 'n Go Seek.
10-16-2009, 12:54 PM
just like that one jew girl from way back in the day
life savers candy only really work if you have diabetes
imatoolhed46n2//imatoolhed dudeguy TOYKO!! R.I.P. the alien gus
10-16-2009, 02:01 PM
I have to admit that when I read "Jew Girl" I thought he was referring to the runaway bride skeleton from a few years ago.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
10-16-2009, 03:07 PM
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
10-16-2009, 06:19 PM
10-19-2009, 10:16 PM
Wiener Poopie Wrote: Your humor is alot like the humor on Family Guy... You don't know whether to laugh or cry...
10-20-2009, 04:24 PM
From Texts From Last Night: (516): Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
10-20-2009, 05:34 PM
it's stuff like this that keeps any aliens that are up there from wanting to reveal themselves to us.
PS. Props on the morpheus quote for your signature, opus
i'm not 16, just too lazy to think of a different username, so now every site that I have this username on probably assumes im a predator of some type
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