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So Who Wants To Impregnate A Lesbian?
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http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/cas/779781649.html

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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#2
I should show them pictures of my kids and apply for the job. That way I could screw them straight while failing to mention that I'm shooting blanks. Wink
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#3
Then after you've signed away your rights, the couple breaks up, and one of them sues you for child support.
Wowie Groovie !
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#4
1st, weird that you found that in the first place mr. searches-craigslist-casual-encounters. Tongue

2nd, they say they have "high moral standards". so high that they're looking for a guy to fling his fetch in one of 'em on craigslist.
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#5
craigslist c/e is comedy gold
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#6
In the lesbian relationships that I know, 1 is usually fem and the other is rather butch. Or both are butch. Never have I seen a lesbian couple that was both attractive women, that only happens in porno. Now the question is, which do you think is the one that will get pregnant? If it was the fem, no problem. If I was single I'd give it a try. If it was the butch chick, they might as well advertise it to gay dudes, cuz it would be like getting it on with another guy. Where's Andy Dick when you need him!
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Jo Wrote:1st, weird that you found that in the first place mr. searches-craigslist-casual-encounters. Tongue

2nd, they say they have "high moral standards". so high that they're looking for a guy to fling his fetch in one of 'em on craigslist.

Wow Beckyp if that is your actual pic.... You are Smoking Hot!!!

Now back to the thread. Personally, only lipstick lesbians need to apply. No she/men allowed
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#8
Mad Dog Wrote:Wow Beckyp if that is your actual pic.... You are Smoking Hot!!!

no. that's some chick i stalk. i'm 52. and a dude. she's ok looking.

mm-hmm.
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Jo Wrote:
Mad Dog Wrote:Wow Beckyp if that is your actual pic.... You are Smoking Hot!!!

no. that's some chick i stalk. i'm 52. and a dude. she's ok looking.

mm-hmm.

Nah, I don't believe it, in my mind it is you
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#10
I like turtles
Wowie Groovie !
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#11
I'll do it, but only if it's the old fashioned way. No turkey basters. I'd also prefer to do the butch one.
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#12
bigaboo Wrote:I'll do it, but only if it's the old fashioned way. No turkey basters. I'd also prefer to do the butch one.

No way. We've got a butch lesbian where I work and I wouldn't touch her with your swantz.
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#13
when I went through my lesbian phase, I only dated hot girls, no butchies allowed. If I wanted a dude, I would have had a dude.
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ashleykme Wrote:when I went through my lesbian phase, I only dated hot girls, no butchies allowed. If I wanted a dude, I would have had a dude.
I guess you are the exception to the rule.
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ashleykme Wrote:when I went through my lesbian phase, I only dated hot girls, no butchies allowed. If I wanted a dude, I would have had a dude.
Are you over that phase or do you still look?
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Mad Dog Wrote:
ashleykme Wrote:when I went through my lesbian phase, I only dated hot girls, no butchies allowed. If I wanted a dude, I would have had a dude.
Are you over that phase or do you still look?

Sorry I didn't answer sooner, didn't see it hidden here in the Grand Rapids only thread.
I'm always looking, guess I can't really call it a phase. I just don't understand why a girl would want to date dudish looking girls, I'll never figure that out.
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