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Shattered Testicles
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07-02-2008, 12:50 PM
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza 
07-02-2008, 01:30 PM
OMG I don't even have balls and that hurt me.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
07-02-2008, 01:37 PM
Following the link on that page....
Quote:the Arizona Diamondbacks put left fielder Eric Byrnes and catcher Chris Snyder on the 15-day disabled list on Tuesday. Byrnes is out with a strained left hamstring, Snyder with a left testicular fracture... Snyder left Monday night's game after being hit in the groin area by a foul tip and underwent an MRI on Tuesday. The club put him on the DL about an hour before Tuesday night's game against Milwaukee. OH MY GOD!!!@# :o 
07-02-2008, 05:06 PM
Just look up the definition of testicular fracture. I would post it but, am almost too weak to type. I feel like I have been...kicked in the nuts just by reading it and seeing sonograms.
07-02-2008, 11:56 PM
I"ll never forget seeing a friend kneed so hard in the nuts back in Junior high......he ended up losing one.....the look on his face made me sick to my stomach....
Do what's right....even when no one is looking.
07-06-2008, 12:16 PM
Ouch I like how the pitcher doesnt do anything but stands there waiting for the next batter haha he probably felt that the next morning poor guy he will never have kids
07-30-2008, 07:58 PM
I thought catchers were supposed to wear cups? :o
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
07-30-2008, 08:33 PM
Mad Dog Wrote:I thought catchers were supposed to wear cups? :oI thought the same thing but a major league pitcher can toss it in there 90+ mph it may just be able to shatter one!
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
08-05-2008, 01:27 PM
This thread also applies to the incident in round 1 of the Stanley Cup Playoffs involving Patrick Thoresen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTh9fo9znHk Apparently the poor guy almost lost one of his testes. 
09-07-2008, 10:40 PM
They do wear cups, its what keeps it from smashing like a grape. I wear 2 cups in hockey and shots to that area still make me sick to my stomach.
09-08-2008, 08:39 AM
Pujols cracks skulls!
http://buzzcuts.uproxx.com/sports/1180
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
09-14-2008, 08:57 AM
FUSTERCLUCK Wrote:Pujols cracks skulls! skulls are not testicals
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!" 
09-14-2008, 08:48 PM
O my GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not a dude but my stomach hurts watching that. Holy sh*t Man!
Poor Guy!
THE EVER LOVING JAYDETHESPAZ
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