12-19-2008, 09:10 AM
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12-19-2008, 10:02 AM
I knew Santa had cheap labor, but here is the proof needed to get us more money.
12-19-2008, 10:04 AM
What's black, white and red all over?
The cutest penguins in Christmas coats EVER that's what!!!
12-19-2008, 10:56 AM
I want to snuggle them.
Everyday you reinvent yourself into a bigger cock-shite than ever. It's incredible. I don't know how you do it. I admire you.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
12-19-2008, 11:21 AM
Dammit Santa!! Why could you have just given the wizard a freakin toy train. How are we going to explain this to the kids?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
12-19-2008, 11:33 AM
"Hey Mort...we've got fuzzy balls. Get it? Fuzzy balls? Our balls, they're fuzzy!"
12-19-2008, 12:31 PM
Damn, I hate when I show up somewhere and someone is wearing the same thing as me.
12-19-2008, 12:35 PM
sad feet
12-19-2008, 01:07 PM
I'm sick of the tuxedo. It's about time we got with the seasonal fashion.
That's what she said.
12-19-2008, 01:38 PM
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
12-19-2008, 02:15 PM
"You didn't see anything"
“I wanna tell Y’all that I ain’t votin for nobody that don’t say freedom enough. Freedom ain’t free, Free Beer. We gotta fight for freedom, Hot wings. Zane you gotta eat freedom fries...Freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom..FREEDOM!"
12-19-2008, 03:18 PM
It changed my skin tone, but that diet's gunna make it a hell of a lot easier to get down the chimney.
Where would we be without the agitators of the world attaching the electrodes of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?
12-19-2008, 05:08 PM
"thanks to that damn "happy feet" movie the effing zoo has us doing shows every half hour" "yeah, I have to get a call in to my agent, this is rediculous!"
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