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Jim Schwartz: Lions Head Coach
#1
Well I guess we have nowhere to go but up....right?

.....guys...right?
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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#2
*crickets*

They are irrelevant in my mind until WCF turns over the reigns.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
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#3
Well it's at least a coordinator this time and not a position coach.
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#4
...and we won't have to see old man 'nam hobbling around the sidelines.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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#5
Isn't Jim Swartz Kevin Matthew's alter ego?
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#6
wingospagettio Wrote:Isn't Jim Swartz Kevin Matthew's alter ego?
Dammit! The Lions are screwed.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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#7
Jiggy Wrote:
wingospagettio Wrote:Isn't Jim Swartz Kevin Matthew's alter ego?
Dammit! The Lions are screwed.

you were expecting any different?
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#8
I've given up expecting anything with the Lions. They are like my 5 month old puppy. "Hey Hugo, whatever you do don't poop on the carpet."

......and then I'm cleaning up poop.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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#9
Jim Schwartz huh...poor fella.
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#10
why doesnt jim schwartz just skip the formalities of being the lions coach and take a 3 year long kick in the groin, and go back to being a coordinator for another team
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#11
wingospagettio Wrote:Isn't Jim Swartz Kevin Matthew's alter ego?

Actually I think it's Jimmy Shorts.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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#12
Mad Dog Wrote:
wingospagettio Wrote:Isn't Jim Swartz Kevin Matthew's alter ego?

Actually I think it's Jimmy Shorts.
Yeah I know, but I figured close enough. Zane actually said something similar about it on Friday morning.
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#13
wingospagettio Wrote:
Mad Dog Wrote:Actually I think it's Jimmy Shorts.
Yeah I know, but I figured close enough. Zane actually said something similar about it on Friday morning.

It might as well be Gym Shorts. I smell back to back perfect seasons.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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#14
Mad Dog Wrote:
wingospagettio Wrote:Yeah I know, but I figured close enough. Zane actually said something similar about it on Friday morning.

It might as well be Gym Shorts. I smell back to back perfect seasons.
Your sniffers broke.
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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#15
Jiggy Wrote:
Mad Dog Wrote:It might as well be Gym Shorts. I smell back to back perfect seasons.
Your sniffers broke.

Really You think they are gonna win a game? They need to actually win a game to prove it. I'm not so sure.
"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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#16
If that were to happen they might as well pack up the Lions and head out. That would be the end of it. As it stands there's no way in hell they could go 0-32.

....at least I don't think they could? ???
Well, I guess that we all learned a lesson today. That it's what's inside a person that counts. And that on the inside, midgets are thieving little bastards.
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#17
Even Hitler hates the Lions.


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"Sir, You need to get out of your car, there is a train comming."
"Why ummm... uhhh did you ummm... feel the need to errrrr, god why can't I type!!"
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#18
That is friggin hilarious. Pure gold.
Where would we be without the agitators of the world attaching the electrodes of knowledge to the nipples of ignorance?
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#19
nice
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