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07-22-2008, 12:10 PM
jus' P Wrote:Queenie Wrote:Better than a poke in the eye . . . or nothing in the belly. Oh well, I could stand to lose a few pounds anyway.I guess your debit card is broke? thats how the wife tracks my finances...by that i mean...calls me while i'm still at wendys and asks "What could possibly cost $7 at Wendys?" *whisper*help me :'(
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
07-22-2008, 12:17 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:jus' P Wrote:I guess your debit card is broke? Hell you can't buy lunch for much under $7 anymore!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
07-22-2008, 12:19 PM
Queenie Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:thats how the wife tracks my finances...by that i mean...calls me while i'm still at wendys and asks "What could possibly cost $7 at Wendys?" i know it....and if i buy lunch meat my son has 3 sandiwiches throughout the day and eats it all... so it's gone before the end of the week....and If i don't spend money she knows and asks what i had for lunch..if i reply with 'water' she hollers that it's not good for me... women... :  if it wasn't for my sex drive.....
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
07-22-2008, 12:19 PM
wienerpoopie Wrote: i found a red ant in my sub there once, it was spicy big enough picture dick?
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
07-22-2008, 12:22 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:big enough picture dick? Yeah Poopie . . . I'm lazy and I don't like having to move my scroll bar.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
07-22-2008, 12:23 PM
Why quote the picture if it
Wiener Poopie 2.0! Now fatter and less credible!
07-22-2008, 12:25 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:wienerpoopie Wrote: don't be stupid
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
07-22-2008, 12:26 PM
You could eat spaghettio's and bologna sandwiches like Zane...Oh wait, I do. Don't forget the stale saltines.
07-22-2008, 12:28 PM
jus' P Wrote:You could eat spaghettio's and bologna sandwiches like Zane...Oh wait, I do. blech i'm not that picky that i need gourmet meat or anything....but i dont eat lips and a-holes
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
07-22-2008, 12:33 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:jus' P Wrote:You could eat spaghettio's and bologna sandwiches like Zane...Oh wait, I do. If you live in the US you have. (Tour any meat-packing plant). I used to go out to eat every day for lunch. Now, it goes in the gas tank. Leftovers and sandwiches...Mmmmm thanks GWB.. 
07-22-2008, 12:47 PM
jus' P Wrote:Isn't it funny how it's always the other person(s) fault? I know everybody around here ALWAYS ride their bike's at a safe speed...... Yes, I have had a few accidents, always avoided hitting somebody else though. Almost ate a SUV this morning.I always ride my bike at a safe speed! But well... that's probably just because I lack the motivation to pedal any faster. : No gas though... 
07-22-2008, 01:17 PM
If you drive a motorycycle and don't always have your brights on then you're choosing wrongness.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
07-22-2008, 06:41 PM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:the dealership called, bikes finally done...they've been waiting for my headlight (which i'm putting on) so now they'll start putting together the new front rim (which has been at the shop for a week and a half)...yeah... awww Howie, you've got pink now!! I'm glad to hear that your bike will at least be home safe soon!
07-23-2008, 07:04 AM
Admin Wrote:If you drive a motorycycle and don't always have your brights on then you're choosing wrongness. agreed. I want to buy one of those little switches that quickly flash between brights and dims when riding during the day....but i need to up my voltage output on my bike...I also want to put a single rotating light on it like CHiPs bike is home now...and yes...i have pink now...not sure why but you know...
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
07-23-2008, 07:34 AM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Admin Wrote:If you drive a motorycycle and don't always have your brights on then you're choosing wrongness. I love how the mods change things up like that it's quite amusing
07-23-2008, 07:40 AM
jus' P Wrote:thanks GWB.. What does GWB have to do with how much you're paying for gas?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
07-23-2008, 07:46 AM
Admin Wrote:jus' P Wrote:thanks GWB.. uh...he's clearly the guy that physically goes out to every station and raises the prices.... :
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
07-23-2008, 07:52 AM
I'm making yummy bacon and eggs for breakfast... anyone want????
07-23-2008, 07:56 AM
Peachs Wrote:I'm making yummy bacon and eggs for breakfast... anyone want???? i do... i eat the hell out of eggs when i make em...usually i'll scramble 4-5 just for myself i prefer sausage patties though....
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
07-23-2008, 07:57 AM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Peachs Wrote:I'm making yummy bacon and eggs for breakfast... anyone want???? mmmm maple baconnnnnn
07-23-2008, 08:03 AM
Peachs Wrote:I'm making yummy bacon and eggs for breakfast... anyone want????Mmmm... bacon... Well, now I gotta stop working and go get breakfast. As if this board wasn't destroying my productivity enough already. :
07-23-2008, 08:07 AM
Peachs Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:i do... i eat the hell out of eggs when i make em...usually i'll scramble 4-5 just for myself i enjoy a farm fresh bacon...maple bacon sounds good. I'm pasturing my back yard (4 acres or so) and i'm gonna throw 2 hogs and atleast 2 steers out there....that will result in 2k lbs of jerky and 400lbs of bacon/sausage i will be one giant artery blockage
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
07-23-2008, 08:10 AM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Peachs Wrote:mmmm maple baconnnnnn you must share
07-23-2008, 08:15 AM
Peachs Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:i enjoy a farm fresh bacon...maple bacon sounds good. a buddy of mine that grew up on a beef farm...I would go over there as a highschooler and whatnot and in every farm vehicle there was a big paper grocery bag full of jerky...just sitting on the floor boards of the truck, tractor, bobcat...whatever... just grab a handfull
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
07-23-2008, 08:23 AM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Peachs Wrote:you I grew up on a Horse Ranch next door to a dairy... awesome...
07-23-2008, 08:24 AM
Peachs Wrote:Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:a buddy of mine that grew up on a beef farm...I would go over there as a highschooler and whatnot and in every farm vehicle there was a big paper grocery bag full of jerky...just sitting on the floor boards of the truck, tractor, bobcat...whatever... ahh so you guys had horse jerky....not as tasty but...
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
07-23-2008, 08:31 AM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:Peachs Wrote:I grew up on a Horse Ranch next door to a dairy... awesome... noooo! we had deer jerky though
07-23-2008, 08:41 AM
vsangelchick Wrote:mmmmm.....venison..... yesssss mmm venison jerky
07-23-2008, 08:43 AM
venison in general...yummmmmm
Do what's right....even when no one is looking.
07-23-2008, 08:44 AM
[drop] oh gimme some sausage [/drop]
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
07-23-2008, 08:47 AM
heck queenie...my man's finally around and I haven't had sausage in 3 days!
Do what's right....even when no one is looking.
07-23-2008, 08:48 AM
Queenie Wrote:[drop] oh gimme some sausage [/drop] have i mentioned that my 5 yo son and I both sing that while the wife cooks sausage....she gets sooo pissed. She says to me "You ruined him, he sings EVERYTHING like you do...don't sing to the baby, I want one kid thats normal"
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
07-23-2008, 08:48 AM
vsangelchick Wrote:heck queenie...my man's finally around and I haven't had sausage in 3 days! take that to the sex thread 
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
07-23-2008, 08:51 AM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:vsangelchick Wrote:heck queenie...my man's finally around and I haven't had sausage in 3 days! lol... honestly, that sex thread was starting to get on my nerves a little bit... Seems like EVERY message board I've ever been a part of, there's 1 or 5 people that can't seem to do anything but flirt back and forth with each other and create innuendo and turn threads around on sex... Thank jeebs that they finally hid the thread 
07-23-2008, 08:51 AM
vsangelchick Wrote:I don't have the password it was a joke...as your post was sorta....yeah 
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
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