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09-04-2008, 09:00 AM
What the hell happened here??
In a boat near Niagara Falls.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
09-04-2008, 09:44 AM
Where did I leave my copy of War and Peace?
There's a tapestry of the Battle of Beodin Hill hanging on her wall
Wowie Groovie !
09-04-2008, 09:51 AM
I thought you said you weren't a LARPer?
FedEx didn't even try to deliver the package.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-04-2008, 10:01 AM
Why didn't Queen get the freshly slaughtered cow's heart Plunger tried to send her for Valentines day ?
Ania's Polish accent drives me crazy.
Wowie Groovie !
09-04-2008, 10:04 AM
Why did you do that in public?!
About 200 lbs worth. 
09-04-2008, 10:13 AM
Why are you such a terrible driver?
THey finally dropped. 
09-04-2008, 10:16 AM
How much brown have you been keeping for art class?
Piles. Piles and piles.
09-04-2008, 10:18 AM
how many posts will go before mine so it no longer makes sence?
Goat cheese
09-04-2008, 10:53 AM
What does Taco Bell use on their quesadillas?
Three bowls, one stick and some glue.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-04-2008, 11:15 AM
What was served as "refreshments" at Producer Joe's 4th of July party ?
Barbie girl is stuck on repeat on my Ipod, and everyone can hear it.
Wowie Groovie !
09-04-2008, 11:25 AM
You want to know titan's worst nightmare?
Sticky bump bump.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-04-2008, 02:35 PM
What do you get when you pour honey on her chest?
That's what the business card says! 
09-04-2008, 02:43 PM
Will you really service both fat men and women?
Jello Shots, ketchup, and a fat midget hooker
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
09-04-2008, 02:47 PM
What will happen if I drink Jager?
Naked circus midgets.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
09-04-2008, 02:54 PM
you want to go to a college for what!?
yeah, because you farted in church.
09-04-2008, 02:58 PM
Did Pastor David cut the service short on Sunday?
Just give me the answer.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-04-2008, 03:15 PM
Are you eating a bowl of scabs??
It's par for the course.
09-04-2008, 03:17 PM
Why does there always have to be some douche on the board posting BS??
Nothing but pure, clean water.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
09-04-2008, 04:45 PM
What's in that bottle son? (says cop to teen driver)
The Jetson's
THE EVER LOVING JAYDETHESPAZ
09-04-2008, 04:51 PM
jaydethespaz Wrote:What's in that bottle son? (says cop to teen driver) What is Plunger and Queen's favorite role play? Ariel, Belle, Jasmine, and Meg
Wowie Groovie !
09-05-2008, 06:41 AM
Who ar eth hottest cartoon chicks of all time? ;D
24 to 13
09-05-2008, 07:55 AM
What is the age range in which titan is looking for dates?
3.14159
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
09-05-2008, 08:22 AM
hey nerd, what's your favorite number?
A bucket of spam
09-05-2008, 08:46 AM
Dr. Stupid Wrote:hey nerd, what's your favorite number? What does rock monster use for lube when he's whacking it to farm porn ? Why the F is there a Bob and Tom banner ad at the top of my screen ?
Wowie Groovie !
09-05-2008, 09:15 AM
Why don't you use firefox?
Why does Zane keep doing a horrible impression of Jimmy Walker?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
09-05-2008, 10:43 AM
What happens when you give yourself multiple enemas?
Jumpin' Jimminey on a pogo stick!
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
09-05-2008, 10:52 AM
Who do you hitch a ride with to get to Disneyland?
Tiny little bubbles.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-05-2008, 02:09 PM
What comes to the the surface of the water when you drown a midget?
titan likes to take pictures of naked boys.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
09-05-2008, 02:25 PM
Why do parents avoid going by titan's house titan's parent's house?
A funny smudge on the mirror.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-05-2008, 03:38 PM
What is that growth on my face?
Because we like watching sports.
09-05-2008, 03:41 PM
Why do you always play wrestling in the house?
Because he's a dicktard.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-05-2008, 03:45 PM
Why can't agentsmith post properly?
That's what the instructions said.
09-05-2008, 03:46 PM
Why do we only post one word answers?
I just couldn't come up with anything better.
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-05-2008, 03:49 PM
What the hells going on or is it just late in the day?
Are you ready for the weekend?
09-05-2008, 04:04 PM
Been ready!!
Is Hurricane Ike going to hit the Gulf Coast and Destin, FL?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-05-2008, 04:39 PM
prolly not, gustav didn't.
I don't have a question this time. sorry
THE EVER LOVING JAYDETHESPAZ
09-07-2008, 12:33 AM
What is the worst possible thing to say when calling in on Stump The Show ?
Good lord I have 37 metric shit tons of work to do before Monday
Wowie Groovie !
09-07-2008, 10:00 AM
What's a metric ton?
Who uses metric ton for measurements anymore?
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
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