09-03-2008, 04:17 PM
Glad things went well on the conference call.
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
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Right now I'm....
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09-03-2008, 08:08 PM
Just spent the last 4.5 hrs replacing my alternator. Current heated thought: Screw Haynes Manuals!
Humans are not rational beings, they are rationalizing Practice safe sex, do it in a Volvo ___________ "Shut up", he explained.
09-04-2008, 04:35 AM
not wanting Shaun to go to work... Not wanting to go to work myself, either
 
09-04-2008, 10:12 AM
Wondering what Titan did to cause her to kick him in the balls.
09-04-2008, 10:49 AM
airhornahole Wrote:Wondering what Titan did to cause her to kick him in the balls.thinking she figured out he slipped her a roofie before it kicked in.
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza
09-04-2008, 11:08 AM
dino Wrote:airhornahole Wrote:Wondering what Titan did to cause her to kick him in the balls.thinking she figured out he slipped her a roofie before it kicked in. Some days I'd gladly trade a kick in the balls for what I have
Wowie Groovie !
09-04-2008, 11:12 AM
Titan ! Wrote:dino Wrote:thinking she figured out he slipped her a roofie before it kicked in. reminded of the days I had crazy back pains that I would gladly trade for a kick in the balls.
Quote of the Day:
"I'm here working for the people. I'm causing dissent, stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system." - George Costanza 
09-04-2008, 11:27 AM
getting sympathy back pains for dino . . . no wait one, those are real!!
<<getting the ice pack
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
09-04-2008, 11:45 AM
wondering how i'm going to get all my phone numbers from my stolen cell phone to my new phone....a-hole phone stealers!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
09-04-2008, 11:47 AM
Right now I'm.....wondering what in the hell I'm supposed to do with all these numbers on the phone I stole.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
09-04-2008, 11:48 AM
Right now I'm remember the thief that left his cellphone after he stole from the store I worked at a few years ago. And laughing.
09-04-2008, 11:50 AM
.......wafting the wonder scent of my own brand...
My poor wife.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
09-04-2008, 11:52 AM
dino Wrote:Titan ! Wrote:Some days I'd gladly trade a kick in the balls for what I have Thinking that ACL surgery (patellar tendon graft) is a worse pain.
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
09-04-2008, 12:03 PM
Admin Wrote:.......wafting the wonder scent of my own brand... You must a something wrong with your stomach!
09-04-2008, 12:09 PM
potthole Wrote:Admin Wrote:.......wafting the wonder scent of my own brand... Your stomach must have probrum.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
09-04-2008, 12:52 PM
jus' P Wrote:jaydethespaz Wrote:At school slacking. that's really all i do when i don't have my daughter for the day, i slack off and chat with you extremely fine people (i am not being sarcastic either) i am out of the house. i just have A LOT of spare time in between my classes
THE EVER LOVING JAYDETHESPAZ
09-04-2008, 01:00 PM
Finally done with the paperwork project I needed to complete. Now onto implementation.
09-04-2008, 02:08 PM
Counting the hours until football starts again tonight. ;D
09-04-2008, 02:19 PM
happy I drove from GR to Plymouth for a 10 minute meeting. Nothing better than hearing about Inmate #259675 AKA Kwame Kilpatrick on WJR.
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
09-04-2008, 03:10 PM
so effin sick of seeing the ads for "Baby Mama" and "Psych" :
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-04-2008, 03:48 PM
Queenie Wrote:so effin sick of seeing the ads for "Baby Mama" and "Psych" : You mean you won't put your eggs in someone else's basket?
09-04-2008, 04:48 PM
jus' P Wrote:Queenie Wrote:so effin sick of seeing the ads for "Baby Mama" and "Psych" : I would, but the ads are getting REALLY old REALLY quick
THE EVER LOVING JAYDETHESPAZ
09-05-2008, 07:17 AM
right now I am:
supposed to be studying my "Fruit Crop Pest Management: A guide for Commercial Applicators" book
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
09-05-2008, 08:08 AM
... glad it's Friday, and getting ready to watch football in HD this weekend
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
09-05-2008, 10:17 AM
Howie Feltersnatch Wrote:right now I am: I passed!
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
09-05-2008, 11:11 AM
Thanks, I am now the Irrigation and Small Fruit Specialist for my program...comes with a little raise and nearly zero extra work....i get titles and extra money for taking a few tests and knowing some stuff
WOOT
"Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass!"
09-05-2008, 11:14 AM
Go on with your bad self Howie!!!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-05-2008, 11:24 AM
Right now I'm.....trying to quell the burn from the Taco Bell tornado tacos.......
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
09-05-2008, 11:25 AM
Admin Wrote:Right now I'm.....trying to quell the burn from the Taco Bell tornado tacos....... I've been dying to try one, but my ulcer says NOOOOO!
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-05-2008, 11:28 AM
Queenie Wrote:Admin Wrote:Right now I'm.....trying to quell the burn from the Taco Bell tornado tacos....... My head is sweating.
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
09-05-2008, 11:34 AM
The little guys probably nervous. Thinking your going to take your agression out on him.
09-05-2008, 11:45 AM
Admin Wrote:Right now I'm.....trying to quell the burn from the Taco Bell tornado tacos....... I'm planning to give them a try tonight. I'll see if it actually qualifies as "spicy" in my book.
09-05-2008, 11:47 AM
Admin Wrote:Queenie Wrote:I've been dying to try one, but my ulcer says NOOOOO! <<handing Biff a towel aaaaaand calling his wife so she can go ahead and find her gas mask!! 
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! |
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