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09-05-2008, 03:40 PM
Rock Monster!!
Have you been busy at work today?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
09-05-2008, 03:42 PM
Yes, the receptionist needs watching.
Is it going to rain tomorrow?
09-05-2008, 03:43 PM
I sure hope not.
I thought the receptionist walked out??
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-05-2008, 03:47 PM
No, I just watched her walk away.
Why do I have to have an office in her main path? So distracting.
09-05-2008, 04:03 PM
Just a perk you get for working there?
Why is our receptionist so effin LOUD??
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
09-06-2008, 08:22 AM
She wants attention.
What's your favorite thing to have for breakfast? 
09-06-2008, 08:56 AM
Corn flakes or pancakes
Corn flakes or pancakes?
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
09-06-2008, 09:43 AM
Waffles.
Will Miami of Ohio become this year's Appalachian State ?
Wowie Groovie !
09-07-2008, 12:30 AM
jaydethespaz Wrote:No. (Because Elizabeth thinks it's a vile drink)
Wowie Groovie !
09-07-2008, 02:05 PM
7 wins at most, and I wouldn't be surprised with only 5 or 6.
What question should I ask?
09-08-2008, 08:26 AM
Whatever you do, don't ask one that is easily answered.
Why are Mondays so bad?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
09-08-2008, 08:30 AM
Because the Lions played yesterday.
Why are Fridays so good?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
09-08-2008, 08:42 AM
Because Thursdays are good foreplay?
What do they lube the machines at the lube factory with?
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
09-08-2008, 09:27 AM
Lube machine lube?
What about Wednesday?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-08-2008, 10:20 AM
The best, because it's hump day.
What's better, Friday night, or Saturday Night?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
09-08-2008, 10:31 AM
Saturday . . . cause I've been able to get my drink on better!!
Bagel or English Muffin?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map!
09-08-2008, 12:57 PM
Bagels, even though I'm mostly english.
Fast food burgers, or chicken sandwiches?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
09-08-2008, 01:13 PM
Fast food burgers.
fried okra or green beans?
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
09-08-2008, 02:58 PM
beans, i didn't know you could eat whale...sounds really gross.
why?
09-08-2008, 02:59 PM
Because I said so and that's all the reason you need.
Ranch or 2 story?
09-08-2008, 03:10 PM
got milk? chips ahoy!!
Count Chocula, Frankenberry or Boo Berry? BTW that was fried okra not fried orca!! ;D
Hey doc, do you know the address of that place?
Oh, you know, I do know the address. It's at the corner of go fuck yourself and buy a map! 
09-08-2008, 05:54 PM
off brand cereal
Why don't tree huggers go live in trees and give up the fun non-tree hugging stuff? 
09-09-2008, 02:28 AM
Because they're effing morons.
What do the British call "english muffins"?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
09-09-2008, 12:10 PM
Ketchup
Relish on hot dogs, or no?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
09-09-2008, 01:59 PM
Sometimes.
How long is McDonald's going to continue the one dollar soft drinks?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
09-09-2008, 02:02 PM
Hopefully forever.
Are Oakley sunglasses still considered "cool?"
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
09-09-2008, 02:30 PM
Yes, because I own them and I embody cool.
Why won't this large new account finally effing call me with a blanket purchase order?
Go fuck yourself. Hard.
09-09-2008, 04:07 PM
Because they are trying to figure out what to buy.
Why do hippos look better than hyenas?
09-10-2008, 07:37 AM
lokizilla Wrote:Because they are trying to figure out what to buy. Because Hyenas are the total Ahole D-bags of the animal kingdom. Is superman's underwear bullet proof ?
Wowie Groovie !
09-10-2008, 03:12 PM
I don't think he wears underwear.
Who do dorks think is the hottest superhero?
3/30/2009 1:38 PM Loose Wendy wrote: "I would rather masturbate using a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire than have sex with Joe."
09-10-2008, 03:40 PM
Gleek, the monkey from the wondertwins
Meanwhile, back at the hall of justice What happened to superfriends
I'm so goth, I shit bats.
09-10-2008, 03:40 PM
Rock Monster Wrote:I don't think he wears underwear. HOMO! DICK! JEW!
Wiener Poopie 2.0! Now fatter and less credible!
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